and by the time her costs for the packaging, sweets, shitty keyrings and time taken to pack it all with her big fat ham hock fists is taken off im pretty sure she's running at a loss anyway.
He'll look like a depressed beachballCan't wait to see the pinstripes on his rotund frame
That's exactly her problem, she's so messed up food wise, she thinks as long as she stays within her calories she can still eat nothing but pies, crisps, ready meals and mars ice creams, where is the fresh fruit and veg, the salad? the foods that boost immunity and nourish your body? im no food guru and we do have treats but if I have too many treats I start to feel pretty rubbish too, she's sluggish because she eats so much crap, her hair, skin, energy levels and weight loss would all be better off if she spent the calories wisely but this is Jane, there is no hope.
doesn't she realise we all KNOW what a lazy blob she is! She won't walk anywhere! They go in the car everytime, even on holiday!! She won't let Charlie have a drink on hols, she likes to be tucked up in bed by 10pm. She used to TELL US she's watching Netflix all day on her days off while waiting for the bean....She sits there stuffing her face hour after hour! You don't end up 8 stone overweight at that age by being on the go all the time chins 
you're out of breath just walking up and down the corridor fgs... The vlog where you decided you needed a wheelchair for a sprained ankle?? The reason you're not moving is because you're SKINT! She must have pinocchio syndrome, everytime she lies one of her chins grows! There's really no hope for her at all!!Christ almighty! Never mind an eBay dress that'll cover her lumps and bumps, what's she gonna get to cover that face? She used to make such an effort with her appearance; eyelash extensions, foundation, lipstick, hair brushed and now look at her!
As Quasimodo's replacementLook at her. The face that only a mother could love and even that’s fucking debatable
I take it those shoes are for Charlie he works hard full time and isn't allowed a decent pair of shoes that are not cheap shit.she works ten mins a day and gets whatever she wants. And buys shit she doesn't even need or useAnother food shop and £7.99 serial killer shoes
I think it must be Jane that makes him like that nervous and worried about saying the wrong thing. He cant have got to assistant manager without being able to string sentences together surely.
Haha I remembered this too.Embarrassing for me for even remembering thisbut I seem to think it’s this time of the year Bean has a stock take at work
just before his birthday then takes a few days off? (Hanging my head in shame for remembering this
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