Jane Gammons #12 I have a voice & a platform more like I have a pukka pie & a gym ball

[Emperortooco]

Oh it’s all the poor me me me late night cry in. She,s upset coz she might not get to see her newborn niece or nephew for a while. Ffs, she,s had a crap week. Poor piggy piggy ! What does she think it’s like for everyone else a bit of fun for gods sake! I,m stage 4 breast cancer with an immune system that did a runner a while ago so if I get it I,m a goner for sure but I can’t walk round with a frigging bubble on my head...can I ? Now that’s an idea just a case of being as careful as I can end of ! Go and stuff a gateaux down your neck Janiechins, make you feel better pet !

They must be fed up of her complaining and the "oh de a" and "bless you" must be driving them nuts..never mind her pilfering all the stock, before the shop even opens

That “oh de a” makes me want to piss on my iPad to break it !!! It’s as irritating as fuck really is. She sounds like an old bag

 

[NighttimeNurse]

So she wants suggestions for "marchmass" (what a terrible name). What could she film herself doing, I wonder?

I'm going to go for Painting a Wall and Watching It Dry.

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

what did you say? well done you!!!

this .... all that ranting for this .... wait for it

 

[Yashlions]

Wow plugging jd seasons lol who the hell is worried about bloody herbs yes jane we all want to season food ! Food that we ain’t got because we can’t get hold of any what a first class Pratt

 

[Emperortooco]

So all senior members stay on .... headhunted Charlie gets sent home

Didn’t she make out that he was senior when he first took on that job? Pretty sure she did. Yet another lie that comes back and slaps her in her ballooning face

 

[DishtheDirt]

I don't think I know one person that likes the months of January and February, I mean who would?
She's lucky it's only 2 months for her. I hate from October through to March, including Christmas so imagine how I feel Janeykins, but I haven't gained 4 stone because of it!

 

[SusanBoobson]

“My manager said have you thought about taking a career break”
I don’t think picking and packing for Tescos part time is a ‘career’ Jane. Valid job that is well needed but not a career.

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

Oh she's having a moan on insta about someone trying to out her about JD seasonings
She said she didn't see it but a Gammonette told her. Then she's waffling on about what a nice person she is and how horrible this person is. Wind your fucking neck in Janiemanychins , thought you were,nt bothered about so called trolls and ignored them.now !!

It was Me .... I posted on my stories today
I pointed out to the gammonette who said I was being unkind and should have tagged her
that I couldn’t because she has blocked me twice and she is hardly being kind moaning about shoppers in Tesco and posting codes when people are being laid off work and can’t afford to buy necessities let alone manky spices

 

[Lars Guinard]

Right, Tattle night out this weekend? I'll book us a booth at Cameo...We can hold a Charlie intervention if we don't get too distracted by the 'naked ladies' with sparklers in bottles of Vodka.

As much as Jane was saying she encourages Charlie to go 'out out' and they were having a laugh, like the Love Island twins conversation, it just felt like teenage insecurity.

I could not imagine picking an outfit for my husband for a night out like that...he is still convinced the Gammons is a parody account on YouTube.

 

[monga]

Not much left over though!
The amount on her plate compared to the left overs do not add up though....there seems to be some missing

They've scoffed the whole damn bird,those left overs looked like the brown bits near the ass that no one eats..

 

[ChubClubThug]

She was so full of herself on the live, did I hear her say she only out her lashes on because Charlie was going out?! She said something along the lines of wanting him to come home to her looking nice, talk about insecure

She is a right cocky arrogant cow she needs bringing down a peg or two.

 

[monga]

I,m listening to that shite in the background now and she’s said that “oh de a “ 9 times so far , does she know she has a problem. Going to have to say something on Instagram, like “shut the fuck up!!”

She's like a long playing record,and Mr Beans hhheeelllllooo does my nut in her freezers stuffed full she can't get anything else into it, and she's looking to buy a chest freezer as well ..for 2 people

 

[monga]

The couple who were engaging in 'rumpy pumpy' (thanks Jane) were that weirded out by the Gammons that they drove off. They probably thought the sight of that carry on with an egg sarnie is putting us right off.
Also, who calls it 'courting' apart from nannas?

Lecturing on panic buying? Hmmh Do you remember the time Jane asked what to donate to a food bank and then we see no evidence or mention of it? I bet she will mention it now though! Hi Jane

Well she was totally devouring it the sweat was pouring off her frazzled brow as she reached lower gently she reached for the Tesco bag slipped her hand inside her fingers began to caress the contents and slowly she removed the egg butty .Her lips were quivering with anticipation of the delights that awaited her and with one bite it was gone I’m sure the young couple couldn’t get over mr and mrs blobby driving all the way up to Beachy Head to have food porn over an egg butty there more life in the cemetery than there is in those two

 

[Dolphingal]

Ooh all very quiet on the Gammons front this morning....

Bet she's kicked off cos he rebelled on his night out

Why don’t they ever go out together for a few drinks and a dance? No kids. No weekend commitments. It’s obvious by Charlie’s reactions he enjoys going out.

Wouldn't you like to get away from that bubble headed Bullshitter!??

 

[Charmed40]

In her latest offering they both look huge! If that's what calorie counting does to you then no thanks. There is now way she's a size 16, no way

 

[lexiloo]

her daily lives are so bloody cringe, is there any wonder we have so much to tattle about when she behaves like a prat daily??
A, she looks terrible! bloated, unkempt and very spotty
B, most of her chat is total crap, its pure filler
C, she's the queen of self humiliation, when she was singing the ABBA song twirling round the kitchen she looked like she needed help
D, Charlie and her gammonettes totally enable her to keep being this loathsome, laughable character she's become
E, is simply for EFF off Jane

 

[Suzeyq]

My poor nephew has worked so hard revising for his GCSE's.
I feel so sorry for him and others in the same position with A levels also or any exams that were due to be sat.
It's not even like they are postponed, they are cancelled.

We are certainly living through very strange times.

I really feel for all those who are taking GCSE’s and A levels ... it’s stressful enough for them without all this uncertainty

Guyyyyysssss I'm not panic buying before anyone says it, as she holds up a 2kg block of cheese!

Errr I wouldn't call this panic buying Janeychins, I mean, cheese isn't much use when you run out of staples, no, I would just call it greed, pure and simple.

Funny how she can eat so much cheese now yet it prevented her from losing weight on SW...apparently.

that really pissed me off I was so tempted to contact Tesco ... ok you can shop before everyone else has empty shops ... but that was rubbing people’s noses in it and frankly were very unnecessary purchases!!!
She is simply disgraceful when I watched that critical care nurse in bits this morning because she couldn’t pick up anything for the next 48 hours and that lazy lump is hoarding food

 

[Yashlions]

“My manager said have you thought about taking a career break”
I don’t think picking and packing for Tescos part time is a ‘career’ Jane. Valid job that is well needed but not a career.

The manager is obviously hinting for her too leave lol bet she’s a nightmare to work with , miss bossy know it all who does fuck all

 

[Disneylover]

Bloody hell, she can make out she’s encouraged Charlie to go out but her body language says otherwise, you can tell she hates him going out and is so insecure. Why the hell would she get up at 2am to go and pick him up I don’t get it? Once again it’s all about control for Jane plus it’ll be her being tight over him paying for a taxi, he would probably share one though so it might not be much? As someone said she acts like she’s his mother is so embarrassing, I just could not imagine carrying on like that when my hubby goes out, he’d tell me to piss off . I bet Charlie’s mates take the piss out of him badly, he needs to bloody stand up to her

Right, Tattle night out this weekend? I'll book us a booth at Cameo...We can hold a Charlie intervention if we don't get too distracted by the 'naked ladies' with sparklers in bottles of Vodka.

As much as Jane was saying she encourages Charlie to go 'out out' and they were having a laugh, like the Love Island twins conversation, it just felt like teenage insecurity.

I could not imagine picking an outfit for my husband for a night out like that...he is still convinced the Gammons is a parody account on YouTube.

Haha love it, can you imagine . I’m surprised she mentioned where he’s going seeing as how secretive she is over where he works, even though we all know

who in their right mind would think the whole "woman in subway" stuff was even remotely funny? I've never been called madam in subway yet thats all she kept saying....would you like cheese madam.....what meat madam.....salad madam it was just very very odd and total cringe fest.
She really seems to think she's hilarious, her enablers are making her into a nightmare account!!!

I know, you’d be lucky to get a please or thank you in the subway by me

what did I just watch? pure borefest....who wants to see dave and denise choose what pack up he has and chat about big mac sauce! if this is marchmass roll on effing April!
and don't get me started on the mince, she's taking it back because the calories are not worth it....yet she's stuffing her face pre teatime and almost toungeing that pot of big mac sauce??
shes a national embarrassment!!!

Dave and Denise love it . Oh god she looked like she was gonna snort the Big Mac sauce, she was absolutely buzzing her eyes were nearly popping out of her head

Did anyone else notice she didn’t weigh the meat she put in her ‘subway’ roll? Just took it straight from the packet. How can she possibly be calorie counting if she doesn’t know how much she’s had?
It’s no wonder she’s not losing the chub if that’s how she does it!

Yeah, I reckon she scoffed the rest of the pack off camera too. I bet she says it’s easier to work out the calories when you eat the lot

 

[Yashlions]

Who puts meat with blood coming out of it in a curry eeerrp