Thanks for the votes on my suggestion folks, I really had to play around with this to make it fit but I think it conjures up the giggles from her quote for sure
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Jane Gammons #12 I have a voice & a platform more like I have a pukka pie & a gym ball
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I'd forgotten how funny that voice/platform story was!! 
Sheโs sure gonna have a voice at food in the park meet up ! to all of the two people that turn up 
and of course the voice will be muffled as her gob will be full of sausage rolls and party rings 
and of course the voice will be muffled as her gob will be full of sausage rolls and party rings she's keeping it "cas-jool" guys, roughly translated that means she's stuffing her face with junk food, processed food, way more calories than she's allowed and is blind to the fact she is actually increasing in size but its ok because her suck ups believe every word she says and she's fastest finger first when it comes to deleting comments from people who actually pick her up on her bullshit she must have magic mirrors and scales in her house as they seem to be telling her she's "always losing weight"
delusional doris and her merry band of brainwashed folk coming to a town near you soon!!!
she must have magic mirrors and scales in her house as they seem to be telling her she's "always losing weight" delusional doris and her merry band of brainwashed folk coming to a town near you soon!!!
Not only can she not spell or pronounce words, she is clearly crap at simple maths too.
10lb left to lose! Are you serious?
Didn't she say she'd only gained a stone anyway (yeah, rightyo'), so that means she's lost 4lb.
10lb left to lose! Are you serious?
Didn't she say she'd only gained a stone anyway (yeah, rightyo'), so that means she's lost 4lb.
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So she wants suggestions for "marchmass" (what a terrible name). What could she film herself doing, I wonder?
I'm going to go for Painting a Wall and Watching It Dry.
I'm going to go for Painting a Wall and Watching It Dry.
There was a bit if poor editing at that bit ,I couldn't make out what she was trying to say either.Maybe she fluffed that bit on purpose to hide her lies
Deluded!!! 10lbs, really Jane? I've heard it all now. To be a good liar you've got to remember what you've said before. That whole crappy vlog was full of contradictions silly moo 
Sorry not been on a while but that last lot of chemo was like a gift that keeps on giving, just when you thought it had done itโs worse the bastard started again usually out of my arse and mouth, HOWEVER was feeling a whole lot better and yes got loads of catching up to do and then I watched episode 1 of Marchmas !! Sheโs telling everyone that sheโs only 10, erm 12 no 11 or is that 10 lbs away from where she was last summer as sheโs been in the zone for a few weeks and been calorie counting and fasting. For one thing Janey baby them hips and chins don,t lie and secondly all those hauls and pics on insta of you troughing lately sure tell a different story !! Suppose we,ve got a COCOMY haul to look forward to as well as all the other tat she collabs with. Iโll be honest not sure if Iโll get through Marchmas.I,m on 100mg sertraline a day to cope with the big C , think Iโd better up my dose to cope with the big G !
She thinks 10,000 plus are going to want to turn up, must admit literally pissed my kanga briefs when she said that.... deludedSheโs sure gonna have a voice at food in the park meet up ! to all of the two people that turn up
Yes you could tell she was lying through those ample buttocks, was tripping herself up left right and centre, bless !!
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She's not going to keep going on about calorie counting and weight loss but she talked about how fresh flowers cheer her up and then goes back to the weight loss. Fantasy weight loss, putting some shape wear over your belly doesn't count Jane!
Good to have you back Emperortooco!!
Good to have you back Emperortooco!!
Sorry your having such a tit time of it x..but it hasn't affected your hate and loathing of the Porky pinocchio and the humour that comes with it ,for that we are grateful lol ! xSorry not been on a while but that last lot of chemo was like a gift that keeps on giving, just when you thought it had done itโs worse the bastard started again usually out of my arse and mouth, HOWEVER was feeling a whole lot better and yes got loads of catching up to do and then I watched episode 1 of Marchmas !! Sheโs telling everyone that sheโs only 10, erm 12 no 11 or is that 10 lbs away from where she was last summer as sheโs been in the zone for a few weeks and been calorie counting and fasting. For one thing Janey baby them hips and chins don,t lie and secondly all those hauls and pics on insta of you troughing lately sure tell a different story !! Suppose we,ve got a COCOMY haul to look forward to as well as all the other tat she collabs with. Iโll be honest not sure if Iโll get through Marchmas.I,m on 100mg sertraline a day to cope with the big C , think Iโd better up my dose to cope with the big G !
She thinks 10,000 plus are going to want to turn up, must admit literally pissed my kanga briefs when she said that.... deluded
Yes you could tell she was lying through those ample buttocks, was tripping herself up left right and centre, bless !!
Thank you, Iโve missed you lot sooo much !! XxShe's not going to keep going on about calorie counting and weight loss but she talked about how fresh flowers cheer her up and then goes back to the weight loss. Fantasy weight loss, putting some shape wear over your belly doesn't count Jane!
Good to have you back Emperortooco!!
Porky Pinocchio, now that conjures images !! She,s easy pickings at times xxx
Sorry to hear you've had a rough time.Sorry not been on a while but that last lot of chemo was like a gift that keeps on giving, just when you thought it had done itโs worse the bastard started again usually out of my arse and mouth, HOWEVER was feeling a whole lot better and yes got loads of catching up to do and then I watched episode 1 of Marchmas !! Sheโs telling everyone that sheโs only 10, erm 12 no 11 or is that 10 lbs away from where she was last summer as sheโs been in the zone for a few weeks and been calorie counting and fasting. For one thing Janey baby them hips and chins don,t lie and secondly all those hauls and pics on insta of you troughing lately sure tell a different story !! Suppose we,ve got a COCOMY haul to look forward to as well as all the other tat she collabs with. Iโll be honest not sure if Iโll get through Marchmas.I,m on 100mg sertraline a day to cope with the big C , think Iโd better up my dose to cope with the big G !
She thinks 10,000 plus are going to want to turn up, must admit literally pissed my kanga briefs when she said that.... deluded
Yes you could tell she was lying through those ample buttocks, was tripping herself up left right and centre, bless !!
Sadly you have to watch her tit to know what's going on but at least you can come here for some laughs through your dark times x
tit happens doesnโt it and I,ve had it projectile style without warning the past few weeks, my aeroplane cushion with the hole in the middle is my best friend, perfect to sit on without causing discomfort
xxSo pleased you're back @Emperortooco and sorry to hear things have been crappy, kick it's arse babe 
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xxFeel like my arse has been well and truly kicked with a spade !! But onwards and upwardsSo pleased you're back @Emperortooco and sorry to hear things have been crappy, kick it's arse babe
xxxJust had a thought, it could be worse, I could live in the flat above or below Jane, imagine seeing that every day !!
We could all go to food in the park wearing tattle tshirts and waving flags 
and waving flags With our user names on themWe could all go to food in the park wearing tattle tshirts
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