Jane Gammons #12 I have a voice & a platform more like I have a pukka pie & a gym ball

[Yashlions]

Lady saying can you keep the noise down it’s upsetting my cat kinda killed the mood

 

[lexiloo]

Came across this thread today...

Awful Shopping Substitutions

Tesco seem to be struggling but got one on Asda for Saturday. Wonder what I’ll get delivered compared to what I ordered 😂 Yeh I've had some odd subs in the past! No cauliflower rice so got carrots....🤷🏼‍♀️ Swapped my yogurts for ice cream (eh?!) Best one... none of my girly shower gel in...

tattle.life

Reminded me of Jane... She is the kind of idiot with no common sense that does the most ridiculous swaps.

shes banging on on her stories like shes some sort of hero for working in retail at this time.....erm isnt she finished not long after the store opens?? so she'll miss most of the chaos and grief in Tesco, she'll be having a nap or on the sofa scoffing a club while its all going on....once again playing the victim card

 

[JDo777]

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Someone’s pulled her up on taking her food back to the supermarket! Let’s see if she deletes or reply’s

So has someone else...

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

A&E did I miss something? I loved when she said the dress was in a different design but clearly meant same style dress different pattern / print It’s because she’s too skint to buy anything for hauls remember when she said she might buy stuff for hauls then take it back

 

[Emperortooco]

I thought she just added the clothes in to try and distract us from another top up shop

When she reads tonight’s comments probably having a half hour skive on the bog at work in the morning, she’ll thank you for that. To the walking chin that will be an inspirational idea of the way forward with her videos, to us on here, absolute torture !! more close up shots of slogans on notebooks to follow me thinks

 

[monga]

Spotted Janeychins shopping... No photoshop filter Looks like she's bought some Slim Fast this time

Oh no ! she’s rockin them dam shorts again

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

Oh god, she really is special

Has anyone noticed when she does a video with Charlie, she goes all silly at the start.....soft cow


It must be a really uncertain time for you at the moment, feel for you x

thank you... it is it’s really awful at the moment
we do still have some flights going to certain places but as this progresses it’s only a matter of time until Boris makes the same decision as Trump

 

[Emperortooco]

What was he at A&E for I missed that I just skimmed past the clothes

Didn’t see that either, sure it wasn’t an old vlog as tonight’s Sainsbury’s job has nearly put me in A&E out of boredom

 

[Emperortooco]

@Emperortooco Good to see you back, love your candid observations of Janey. We need you for Marchmass X

Hyde park meet up? Is Jane planning getting on her 'soap box' at Speakers corner? Oh the thought of it makes this thread title even funnier.

Thank you, am back with a vengeance bouts of the trots permitting xx

Good to see you back and glad you are feeling a bit better! Your humour has been missed! You haven't missed much, different day, same old bullshit! x

Ahh thank you , may be bullshit from the joint but I need that right now to make the best of my shituation !!! X

Exactly


Welcome back

Thx hun x

 

[Rosieposey]

he must get the piss ripped right out of him at work......

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I wonder what the lads said when he rocked up Saturday night with his tanned feet

 

[ChubClubThug]

Was she drunk in that live? She always sounds a bit weird a certain time of the day.

 

[monga]

I genuinely thought you meant Jane at first, with her penchant for inhaling food
Oh hahaha...oh dear (in Jane fashion)

She’s a human dyson

 

[monga]

I think she lies and puts she’s massively active at her 2 hours in Tesco so adds it as exercise

It must be Usain Bolt”s name she’s using

 

[monga]

Beam me up bean boy, he’s like something out of Star Trek with that jumper on

Was always trying to think what it reminded me of

Their cutting down the portions...don't be bulk buying ..'was thinking of getting a chest freezer' as well as the fridge freezer for two people

 

[monga]

Someone said her and Charlie are looking very trim I give up

Must have been the person that heard angels singing in home fkn bargains ;/

 

[Rosieposey]

“That god it’s Friday” from her this morning. So does that mean she’s off work this weekend? Why isn’t she doing overtime? Helping out all ways in which she can and earn a bit extra which could be needed in this upcoming weeks? She has no ties at home no responsibilities what is she doing? I’d be so embarrassed. Think of the amount of people she could be helping, some which are absolutely desperate and vulnerable!

She'll be bragging next she's a key worker

Guyyyyysssss I'm not panic buying before anyone says it, as she holds up a 2kg block of cheese!

Errr I wouldn't call this panic buying Janeychins, I mean, cheese isn't much use when you run out of staples, no, I would just call it greed, pure and simple.

Funny how she can eat so much cheese now yet it prevented her from losing weight on SW...apparently.

Yeah and normal cheese and milk too. It was all lactose free on sw.

 

[monga]

When she reads tonight’s comments probably having a half hour skive on the bog at work in the morning, she’ll thank you for that. To the walking chin that will be an inspirational idea of the way forward with her videos, to us on here, absolute torture !! more close up shots of slogans on notebooks to follow me thinks

Do you think I should ask her for commission for giving her the best idea she’s ever had

 

[DishtheDirt]

I must have zoned out on that bit makes my blood boil - I paid nearly £300 for mine she shouldn’t get freebies, especially on other treatments!

I just had a look at what Emma Jade charges. £300!!!
Don’t get me wrong, I know these treatments cost but £300 for those caterpillars!
I would be so disappointed and embarrassed if they were on my face !

 

[Marj24]

I refuse to watch Gammon 's boring
content as I have previously expressed( probably to add nausium, apologies) but I can forgive her if her dodgy 'calorie counting' is not uppermost in her thoughts at the moment. Goodness knows how big she will be at the end of this crisis. Healthy living is her choice and given what she shares she hasn't got a clue. Let her stuff herself, I strongly suspect that advertisers using low profile 'infuencers' is over. BTW I wonder if the shady comments from Jane's manager re a career break were because they asked her to do overtime given the current demands on online shopping and she refused (cos she's lazy). No proof but am intuitive.
Just adding to say whilst not hoarding, have a decent supply of pulses and fruit and vegetables in the freezer. Suspect that Gammons has a hoard of salty, fatty and sugary goods, that is her a problem. If she eats herself up to morbid obesity, that is also her problem, wouldn't wish it on anyone but she really is clueless.

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

“I didn’t eat my spinnich so have 4000 calories left”