Jane Gammons #12 I have a voice & a platform more like I have a pukka pie & a gym ball

[Jo-nos]

The bonus is only 10% if one months wage so she’ll only get about £300/£400

 

[Lars Guinard]

So, say she earns around £1100 per month (that’s just a guess on part time hours) wouldn’t she get a £110 bonus for example?
When she said the other day she was hoping her bonus would be the same as what Charlie was losing I thought it would have to be a generous bonus from Tesco! She’ll do anything but up her hours
Of course, I could be thick and miscalculating

Surely that would mean at 10% bonus being £300/£400 she is earning £3,000/£4,000 a month.
£1,000 a week for around 4hours a day? £200 a day? £50 per hour?

Maybe this calculation includes your Adsense?

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Has she mentioned her IBS or being scared of shitting herself lately? It's like these ailments appear by magic and leave by magic ..

neh...nor her imaginary whiplash/neck claim but its okay because she can easily be reported for insurance fraud it only takes a quick search to get the number.

all they need is her name/dob her employer and they can get the rest. easy for them to determine they have the right person.

 

[JDseasonings4life]

Someone needs to break it to her that the brows look anything but natural and for some reason she's put #sussexwife

Came here to say just this they look freeking awful.

 

[Lars Guinard]

Charlie put the kettle on, we'll all have...diabetes!
That slab cake with chocolate, buttons, marshmallows, 'arse rings'...would you eat that amount of biscuits and chocolate separately in one sitting? Yeah, them two probably would.

I do feel sorry for those having to cancel/postpone events and holidays. I feel for Charlie, he must be worried about his mum and grandparents.

Why does it always go back to food? Look at my stocked cupboards/I have stuff in the freezer/what are you having for dinner? The obsession with food is worrying.

It's ok though, just get jiggling...you don't even have to stand up, just get them cells going and we'll be ok. In between Jane's advice and Taaaarnya with her miracle hot chocolate...we have nothing to worry about guyyyyz!

Well she was totally devouring it the sweat was pouring off her frazzled brow as she reached lower gently she reached for the Tesco bag slipped her hand inside her fingers began to caress the contents and slowly she removed the egg butty .Her lips were quivering with anticipation of the delights that awaited her and with one bite it was gone I’m sure the young couple couldn’t get over mr and mrs blobby driving all the way up to Beachy Head to have food porn over an egg butty there more life in the cemetery than there is in those two

Oh Jane is more Grills and Spoon then Mills and Boon
My brother and his other half are a similar age to Jane and Charlie and they just do so much more. Posters have commented on here how they are a lot older and have a more active social life and hobbies than this pair. It is difficult for Charlie with his commute but nana naps, entering competitions and getting excited over wax melts...they even made Ibiza look soulless.

 

[Lars Guinard]

Hope he didn't cock his leg against the sofa..or worse scoff the banoffee pie when she wasn't looking ..she'll beat the outta him

Oh she was pretending it was chucking out time at a nightclub.

I hope everyone is sat at home playing the humming game...

 

[monga]

Jane is desperate to get Charlie to be the next Jordan Carter, remember she finds Jordan such an inspiration
Copying each other? Jane wanting to look like Tan and get Charlie to give his opinions like Chris,Tan wanting to emulate the success of the Gammons podcast?
Natasha? Naomi? Noreen? Nadine Dorries Jane, Charlie must just be permanently embarrassed by what she comes out with. Getting people to engage over Corvid...doesn't know what it's called or what the 'wha'ssitcalledCharlie' conference was about when people are talking about issues like rent/self employment. Educate yourself before you start your broadcast.
Tune in for Charlie's next vlog, a call to renew his car insurance...no, not the company car

She’ll be ordering him one of the Carter twins turbans next ..watch this space

 

[Dolphingal]

Janeychins Junk In The Trunk Humps

 

[monga]

New vlog guys... The worst camera work ever and then she slows it down to make it worse.

And we are back to #coatgate

She lives her pink coat so much she is going to get another as they are slimming I mean what the actual fck... Most hilarious fcking thing I've heard in ages... Jane they MAKE YOU LOOK BIGGER but hey go ahead we love seeing you look like a huge trotter wife in the pink one and the nude one will make you look like a pastie

That camera work left me cross eyed ffs

 

[DishtheDirt]

Our local salon has just started doing micro blading. I have just looked up their price and it’s also £300.
Personally, if that’s the going rate and I wanted it done, then I’d pay it, but hers look really awful. Imagine having to go around like that until it fades... that would be my worry!

 

[Dolphingal]

I thought I saw two moons in the sky last night also

No, that was just the Janeychins eclipse

 

[Yashlions]

Why the hell does she want the Disney film package so upset and stressed but is worried she’s gonna miss out on a weeks free trial for kids films

 

[monga]

Charlie put the kettle on, we'll all have...diabetes!
That slab cake with chocolate, buttons, marshmallows, 'arse rings'...would you eat that amount of biscuits and chocolate separately in one sitting? Yeah, them two probably would.

I do feel sorry for those having to cancel/postpone events and holidays. I feel for Charlie, he must be worried about his mum and grandparents.

Why does it always go back to food? Look at my stocked cupboards/I have stuff in the freezer/what are you having for dinner? The obsession with food is worrying.

It's ok though, just get jiggling...you don't even have to stand up, just get them cells going and we'll be ok. In between Jane's advice and Taaaarnya with her miracle hot chocolate...we have nothing to worry about guyyyyz!


Oh Jane is more Grills and Spoon then Mills and Boon
My brother and his other half are a similar age to Jane and Charlie and they just do so much more. Posters have commented on here how they are a lot older and have a more active social life and hobbies than this pair. It is difficult for Charlie with his commute but nana naps, entering competitions and getting excited over wax melts...they even made Ibiza look soulless.

Mills and Boon more like Enid Blyton those two my MIL would put her to shame and she’s 80

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

Hi guyzzzz hope your all ok well what do you all think?? The top pic was 2 months ago bouncing on her ball (the one and only time she’s used it ) and the bottom pic is that live yesterday. Personally I think the chins have grew down a bit next it will be swinging like a turkeys

she most definitely hasn’t lost anything weight wise.... though she’s gained a couple of slugs to go with the turkey neck

Who the fuck compliments eyebrows!! Can you imagine “Hello you have lovely eyebrows” also why do people insist on having dark eyebrows even when they have fair hair? I’ve fair hair so fair eyebrows am I supposed to be drawing them on black or darkest brown?

I don’t understand the trouble to bleach hair blond then painting on dark brows

this I don’t understand and never have.... why anyone fair would want slug looking eyebrows...
I'm blonde and have my eyebrows microbladed ( mainly because I have none left from shaving them off in the 80’s don’t ask ) but nothing gets put on my brow until she has checked the colour with me first I’d be horrified if mine were that dark

 

[monga]

No, that was just the Janeychins eclipse

Did she bend over to tie her lace

 

[Marj24]

Not saying that I will not occasionally catch up here to see her current denial/calorie counting x

 

[Emperortooco]

And we,re in lockdown !!!

 

[JDo777]

Ahhh that explains it...why Helen hasn’t been vlogging much lately, she hasn’t had the time as she’s now a “councillor”, according to Janeychins. Would this be Parish or Local Councillor I wonder? I keep saying the same thing but “you can’t fix stupid”.

 

[Yashlions]

Anyone see I’m her insta story brows look wonky as fuck ! Looks like she has Bell’s palsy

 

[Emperortooco]

Just saw this on fb. So the porky twunt couldn’t even put an original post on Instagram about poor retail workers, fake as fuck she is, boils my radioactive piss does that one !!