Jane Gammons #12 I have a voice & a platform more like I have a pukka pie & a gym ball

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@Emperortooco Good to see you back, love your candid observations of Janey. We need you for Marchmass X

Hyde park meet up? Is Jane planning getting on her 'soap box' at Speakers corner? Oh the thought of it makes this thread title even funnier.
It'll need to be "made in Scotland from girders" to support her and the rest of the go lightly's
 
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I find it so weird how no one has popped up on here who actually knows janeychins IRL. Surely working for a big supermarket chain someone would have popped by we could do with some dirt on her! On the other threads there is nearly always someone who has met the subject in question or encountered them. Is janeychins even fibbing about her job?
 
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Good to see you back and glad you are feeling a bit better! Your humour has been missed! You haven't missed much, different day, same old bullshit! x
 
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Why in the hell does this nutter want a meet in Hyde Park? In the heights of summer when it’s probably packed. Central to bloody nobody not even her bestie and a total ballache for people to travel there. I don’t understand I rather go to bloody Brighton

Why doesn’t she host near her what’s special about Hyde Park I’m sure other parks and public space exist.
 
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New vlog guys... The worst camera work ever and then she slows it down to make it worse.

And we are back to #coatgate

She lives her pink coat so much she is going to get another as they are slimming I mean what the actual fck... Most hilarious fcking thing I've heard in ages... Jane they MAKE YOU LOOK BIGGER but hey go ahead we love seeing you look like a huge trotter wife in the pink one and the nude one will make you look like a pastie
 
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Because:
  • she has no idea about geography
  • she said the first park that came into her head
  • she's too stupid to research and collaborate on these matters
 
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That camera work left me cross eyed ffs
 
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Next she will be Charging for tickets for her fans to eat in the park ! Wouldn’t surprise me
 
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Oh yeah! That slowed down film made my eyes go weird, it was all juddery!

She finds camels calming?! WTAF
 
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@Emperortooco Good to see you back, love your candid observations of Janey. We need you for Marchmass X

Hyde park meet up? Is Jane planning getting on her 'soap box' at Speakers corner? Oh the thought of it makes this thread title even funnier.
Thank you, am back with a vengeance bouts of the trots permitting xx

Good to see you back and glad you are feeling a bit better! Your humour has been missed! You haven't missed much, different day, same old bullshit! x
Ahh thank you , may be bullshit from the joint but I need that right now to make the best of my shituation !!! X

Exactly


Welcome back
Thx hun x
 
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Glad Marchmas number 2 is up early means I can have a happy day now !!! “I just love the Buddha’s and Camels they are so calming “ wtf! Since when has a camel been calming. They are gross, nasty creatures that regurgitate and spit at you, maybe reminds her of a bedroom game her and the bean play ???? find my humps Charlieeee, just saying !!. Then what we,ve all been waiting for, should I buy another coat but the summer version.... Hell yea Jane go for it, why not go for a size 10 this time in Camel seeing that you find them so calming !! Then right at the end she never lets us down maybe I,ll do this at Mataland, give me strength
 
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I'd give anything to see her try and mount one
 
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I'm still at the thread title!

I'd turn up to one of her meet & greets ... with a bag of rotten tomatoes. I think all this 10k on Instagram malarkey has gone to her head. People only follow her to take the piss I reckon!

Has she mentioned her IBS or being scared of shitting herself lately? It's like these ailments appear by magic and leave by magic ..

And still all she has to offer is droning on about losing weight.
 
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Has she mentioned her IBS or being scared of shitting herself lately? It's like these ailments appear by magic and leave by magic ..
neh...nor her imaginary whiplash/neck claim but its okay because she can easily be reported for insurance fraud it only takes a quick search to get the number.

all they need is her name/dob her employer and they can get the rest. easy for them to determine they have the right person.
 
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She has ! apparently the chamomile tea is getting rid of her trapped wind
 
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