Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

[CrazyBaldhead]

It's a BINGO Fakeys! They only travelled all the way down to the Bournemouth hotel to film this gut-wrenchingly bad reel! Squidward even had the audacity to post that "Instagram is fake" bullshit earlier!! Utterly tragic! What's even more tragic is that HE IS PRETENDING TO PLAY THE PIANO!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Just tortured myself scrolling through his IG & took a few shots to add to the 'Is it him or not him in drag' discussions. What do we think Fakeys?
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You can tell it's not her when you look how short she is. He towers OVER the TV - she barely makes halfway!
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Fakey’s big break has finally arrived…..

Revealed: TV personality Jake Quickenden to star in Elf The Musical Colchester shows

The festive blockbuster is coming to Colchester’s Charter Hall on a 36-show run over the holiday season.

www.gazette-news.co.uk

Great find! I cannot stop laughing at the one and only comment!

 

[Philimena cunk]

It's on the sidebar of shame. Cunty chops confirmed for MasterChef.
Fuck off twat face, we've known for weeks, you dropped enough hints ..

 

[Turtledove58]

You fucking trash bag chav! Attention seeking twat! Christ I fucking loath every single thing about him

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

What a SHITE advert! Proper put me off my dinner thinking about one of Fakey's stinking poos Wooden Flaps unable to drum up even a modicum of humour to add any sparkle. Fake not acting at all, as that's exactly what he would do - jump in a toilet someone was about to use & curl down a massive turd then leave skid marks.

Mind you it could be worse, poor old NikNak could've been caught on his potty with Fakey waving an air freshener around.

 

[Redtea2]

This reminds me of “ our Jake “

 

[Emlou80]

Fixed that for you Fakey

 

[Philimena cunk]

I think Zelda doesn't trust him to look after Albert Einstein jr in his own ...

 

[Joon]

Happy Mothers/Girly Day to you all have a lovely day .

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Surprise surprise look at his latest follow

 

[mollyann]

So Zelda is back.And of course making out she was invited to his to cheer her up.What a load of shitYou are a glorified babysitter who never gets a thank you of either of them.No shout out to Fred for his birthday but I stopped watching her as she’s a fake twat like her son.
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A legend ha bloody ha

 

[mollyann]

My god Zelda without a filterSo both still there and answers all our questions that he cannot father his own child by himself.His mother such a enabler it’s actually disgusting.At 35 this man child makes me

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Sam Thompson living the presenter life our Fakey would give his right testicle for.

 

[marsaud]

I was just about to give Jake the benefit of the doubt and say at least he tells Leo to let Freddie open the gifts. But sadly no, next reel there he is helping rip the paper off. Fred is only little, let him have the fun of opening the gifts just for himself. They expect far too much from him. He himself is still just a little kid for fucks sake. Doesn’t always need to be about your toddler you craggy faced cunt.

 

[JazzFan]

Was it bring a midget to work today?

 

[Turtledove58]

Guessing He’s read on here then! This boy is mentally and physically challenged, get him diagnosed you utter twats!

 

[bluecups]

Oh wow he's just admitted he leaves Gail in the bath unattended!!!
WTAF?? I'm horrified but not surprised, after all this is the prick who proudly posted photos of the kid with a plastic bag on his head.
He acts like someone who has never been responsible for a child in their whole life. I don't have kids but even I know you should NEVER leave a child alone in the bath. A fucking ten year old would know that, let alone a grown man.

This is really fucking bad.

I agree, Crazy, this is proof Flapz isn't there.

 

[Turtledove58]

And this my friends is why he isn’t an actor, basically he cannot act, he cannot sing, he’s a shite paren, the list is endless. This is beyond cringeworthy

 

[mollyann]

This is what two years has done to her living with this freak.A once pretty woman now looks more like a man than the parrot.His ad is so bad it’s actually funny how shit he is at anything he tries to doShe probably has a filter on her bottom picture but boy has she aged badly

 

[Joon]

What is that outfit he is wearing. . I could not let my husband go out like that lol . Get a nice pair of Levi they do all colours now it's got to be a joke. Those boots look like he is on a job on the M1 using Tarmacadam..Get some style ...He lifts anyone's depression ...