Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

[CrazyBaldhead]

Can someone please repost the video of him shouting ‘make some noise’ at Soccer Aid? That was pure comedy gold!

Most of our favourite clips are all in the Wiki now.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Funny that when it’s the kids birthdays, dead relatives birthdays, dead relatives anniversaries, his own birthday, Father’s Day, etc… he’s up and posting by 7am. Anything to do with Flappy ie her birthday, Valentines, Mothers Day, he’s never so quick to post and the only reason he does post is purely for insta engagement. I mean on Friday he didn’t even bother mentioning it was IWD. I think deep down, he really doesn’t like women very much and genuinely believes that they are the weaker sex.

 

[TrACE22]

Well spotted, The thing I love most about tattle is the super sleuthing, nothing gets passed us. We’ve all seen it now Flaps, you can come out of hiding

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Literally me since I saw that shit reel of Fakey’s!!

 

[liv123456]

Flappy is in the building I repeat Flappy is in the building

SHE’S ALIVE AND HOW ON EARTH DID SHE STYLE THOSE JEANS WITHOUT MAKING A REEL

 

[trine]

Jesus wept! Constantly filming the goblin who is boring as boring can be. We all think our own kids are cute but they aren’t any major interest to anyone else. What’s worse is that his kid is more boring than most because he is behind, can’t speak , has an unfortunately blank face, birds nest for hair and dresses like a baked tattie. Give it a rest man, your only showing us all how behind he is 🥱

 

[BishBashBosh81]

That solo ‘yes’ vote is killing me

Hi Fakey

 

[marsaud]

It’s strange how he is so obsessed with Leo and yet Leo is so far behind developmentally. I get it, you are daft for your first born, I was too, but that usually translates into the first born being a super advanced talker or walker basically all milestones hit early because they receive so much attention. But Leo is not right. And I don’t think he is neuro diverse or anything like that I think he’s neglected. His relationship with his son is exactly how he does everything in life - surface level, superficial and unwilling to put the actual hard work in.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Where is Purdy, perhaps it's fucked off too ...

Flapps got custody of Purdy, Fakey got Maris

 

[IamMyaJ]

Something is defo brewing, I didn’t share that photo but that’s not saying anyone else didn’t !!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

We had the mystery of the disappearing Zelda, now we’ve got Flappy instead
She was definitely there on Sunday because the story of her walk was around where they live. The fact Zelda and Matt have been there all week, whatever Flappy is doing, must have been planned in advance I reckon. Maybe she’s got some huge secret job opportunity that she’s not allowed to talk about
As for father of the year. Imagine constantly coming on Instagram to tell people what a fantastic dad you are but if your wife isn’t about, you have to get mummy who lives up the other end of the country, to come stay with you, cos you’re actually incapable of looking after your son by yourself. It’s fucking shameful that a grown ‘man’ is that useless but has the cheek to brag about his role as a ‘father. I’m actually embarrassed for him

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Potential reasons for Flappys' disappearance:
-Travel content
-Surgery
-Training for a new proper job
-Divorce
-Food poisoning from roast chicken
-Filming the jeans reel

 

[brat13]

Dunno why she keeps butchering herself when her husband likes cock anyway?!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion #99

Now acting an Oscar-worthy 'United Front'
She's hiding her face & he's a gay %#@!

 

[fredster2018]

Imagine feeling the need to film, taking loads of pictures / videos of your step-son on his birthday, and not just living in the moment and enjoying it? I get people filming stuff and sending it on to family or keeping it for their own memories, but to do this excessively for strangers on Instagram, NOTHING is private with him. I bet it’s the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up is CONTENT, honestly it must be fucking exhausting being him and being around him. Why was they not telling Leo to back off as well when Freddie was trying to have a look at / open his presents, he’s had his day and they need to nip that in the bud or he’s just going to end up like his dick head of a Dad.

Flaps has defo had the beak done your post is likely to be bang on @PrincessJeanie I would not bet against it anyway

 

[JazzFan]

She myst think she is Princess Kate the way she is hiding

She knows how to photoshop like Kate

 

[PrincessJeanie]

On an escalator, from the background noise sounds like the Underground. So he's in the big smoke with his clod hoppers boots on, wonder if he's wearing the vulva suit too
Like you say Jeanie, he used to come on and brag about auditions now he keeps it obviously doesn't want to be embarrassed when he gets told to

I remember when he went to audition for The Bodyguard. He was so cocksure he was going to get it and then came out and said they told him that he looked too young for the role The bloke that got it didn’t look any different age wise to Fakey so that was obviously another lie. It was funny though

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Which of them is glued here
1. Fakey
2. Zelda
3. Flaps

My bets on no 1 he replies in seconds to messages and comments

CBB will be his fav until he is ignored by OK,New, TM, Lorraine etc

Im guessing it was Fakey Chickenden he’s obsessed with Tattle. Im convinced he was sillydot aswell, he always pops on the thread the sad fucker! Flaps also likes to come on, ive spotted her definitely once. They have loads of Tattle accounts like they do insta accounts!

 

[Philimena cunk]

That kid is so far removed from being a genius it’s embarrassing!
The video was sped up, in reality it took him 7 hours to complete an 8 piece jigsaw

If that kid was a "genius", he'd be talking, reading, conversing clearly and wiping his own arse after successfully using the toilet.
But unfortunately, the sawn off Einstein there can't do any of them.
So fuck off Fakey, and get him looked at by professionals.

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Something to cheer us up on this miserable Monday Enjoy !!

Fakey’s golden child is on the throne
So glad he videoed it on his phone
For every perv to watch with glee
When the poor child just wants to pee
How does he not see this is wrong
Bloody good job we can’t smell the pong
Where is Flappy still missing I think
Probably tied to the kitchen sink
The lazy fucker been home all week
He look disgusting and I bet he reeks
New sofas appeared what a delight
Fantastic good choice buying in white
Nik Nak and Purdey making a mess
Fakey prancing around in his mums old dress
Why does Flappy put up with this plight
Personally for me this ain’t right
Poor Freddie’s birthday looked bit of a flop
Still we Have Nik Nak with his tatty hair mop
I see another shit scrounged place to stay
No other cast members around for him to play
Everyone else has a luxury stay
And still our Fakey is denying he’s gay
No work for months and April looms
Suppose we’ll have him screeching his tunes
Bills to pay everything has increased
Still he preaches about the deceased
They’ve long gone either rotted or ashes
Preaching to Tena huns being his only masses
Again It’s the same old shit but a different day
Maybe in May he could do gay for pay