Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

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Shesaidwhat?

Leo would be trying to eat the seats. The Turkey toothed twat.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

So here we are again, this time playing 'Stepfather of the Year'. Flapz is still at home because if she's had a hammer and chisel to that beak of hers, her face must be a right old state.

Bit ironic calling out Freddie for eating all the time, although he's hardly stuffing his face, when his own son is constantly eating like a human dustbin.


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ShowMeThe Money

How many times is he going to get his phone out during this match. It's all one big content reel for him. I bet Freddie's stomach gives a little twinge of despair every time he sees Fake go to get it out once again.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

So she's back to meat again. She can't even be consistent with her bloody diet ffs. Looks utterly revolting.

I noticed that she still has her Valentine's nails on so those reels etc were definitely filmed beforehand. Wouldn't it be hilarious if her surgery botched up and she ended up looking like Jessica Alves!

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He can't even put his phone down during the match.

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PrincessJeanie

She had those nails with hearts done for America. The ones she had in her reel yesterday, she did a story on 10th February and had them, so I think that reel was filmed before she went to the States I wonder if she’ll make a reappearance for Mother’s Day?
 

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CrazyBaldhead

Well, if she doesn't make an appearance for Mother's Day, we know for sure that she's been to the butcher's shop and had that massive beak sawn, chopped and chiselled. Whether she looks any better I highly doubt it because her skin is appalling and she's completely ruined her face now.
 
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PrincessJeanie

I just don’t understand why they’re being so secretive about the fact she’s obviously staying hidden for a reason. When you think of the things they do share, why if she’s had her nose done, or any ‘work’ done, it is being kept such a secret? Must be a reason behind it. Maybe they’re hoping for a trolling documentary - ‘I had to get a nose job because the trolls were calling me squidward’
 
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VC10

Fucking stupid pair these two lazy scrounging fucks are. Talk about delusional.
 
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Nixxs

We are assuming she has had a nose job... He could have bopped her on the nose and split it gushing out blood everywhere.... Then had it fixed
 
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Jessica_Rabbit

Thats probably what she said to the NHS because that hospital he was screeching in did not look like a private clinic imagine if she got it done on the NHS the absolute scrounger, like that cretin Josie Cunningham and a few other hounds got boob jobs on the NHS! I wonder how Flaps got her boulders? she has never said where she got them done? I wonder why they are absolutely awful and who ever did them needs to be named and shamed Who doesn’t research plastic surgeons and clinics? I certainly did with procedures I had but I suppose if you’re getting it for free you can’t really complain can you?

(forgive me if I have worded this incorrectly as im not from the UK but I am aware of the National Health Service)
 
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VC10

They have no proper priorities in life ; housing , bills, savings.
He's in his mid-30s and his stepdad has had to finance a secondhand hatchback for him because of their delusionment ( why DO they need 2 cars? Neither works). They live paying a mortgage and rent & will never be able to buy another share of the scheme.....
He farts about & she begs and scrounges tins of fucking soup & no.7 lippy?
Their kid isn't 100% able-bodied nor progressing mentally. Not that either of them care.


Its more " awwwwws" and clicks ( from the few genuine followers they have, not the chinese bought bots/ hacking scammer groups that they buy from).

fucking ludicrous pair of cunts.
 
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VC10

OnlyJustSaying said:
Omgggg I realise Fakey is struggling for cash but that wig gotta be replaced.
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He could buy a little off-cut of some old Axminster or Wilton from ebay or something , trim it wiv a pair of scissors, No More Nails etc
 
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DeniseRoyle

Filming every bloody thing at the game. I hate going places & people are more interested in watching it through their phone. Enjoy the actual moment, bro!
What's the betting with all the driving he's had to do today, he'll be too knackered to do anything for Flappy tomorrow?
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Definitely hiding her face. Pity the ugly cunt can't do it all the time.

As for that awful, irritating, high pitched voice - FUCK OFF YOU IRRITATING COLCHESTER CHAV!

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