Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

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Jane_Mcdonald

Things getting stranger at Quickenden Towers is it Flappy, Fakey or Zelda sneaky bastards
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PrincessJeanie said:
Please don’t tell me this is what the ‘singing’ has been about not sure if this is better or worse than panto to be fair
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Hahahaha hitting the big time there Fakey
 
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CrazyBaldhead

You can tell it's not her when you look how short she is. He towers OVER the TV - she barely makes halfway!
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Great find! I cannot stop laughing at the one and only comment!

 
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PrincessJeanie

He might get some 5 mins TV appearances in the next week or so, as just seen Sam Thompson is off on holiday
 
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Jane_Mcdonald

Yes Jeanie, I'd say that's what the 'singing' has been about well, all I can say is he better start practicing now
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Joon said:
I'm confused.com . Can't remember if I have ever seen him in any other jeans but those brown shitty cargo ones he wears with the handy pockets .
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He wore jeans on his shit singing reel but they are darker than those ones.

 
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mollyann

Fred is ten tomorrow and doubt flaps will miss this opportunity to come back for likes.Mothers day Sunday let’s see what he has planned for her.I think she’s had enough and gone to her dads leaving prick to look after Lef course he’s not capable so the witch has come to help.He is to happy and full of himself this week for a spilt to be on the horizon.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Like everything though, he's trying TOO hard. It's all fake. What really nailed it last night for me was seeing that disgusting bath photo. He'd obviously been left unattended which is a VERY dangerous thing to do.

I hope she has fucked off and seen sense but surely she would have taken Leo?
 
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PrincessJeanie

They’ll both be using Freddie’s birthday to try and up their dwindling engagement. Fakey hasn’t posted him once this year but I’m sure he’ll happily use him for content tomorrow or if/when a paid ad that he needs Fred for, comes up
 
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Joon

I have mentioned that I haven't seen lovely Purdy...If the cat appears soon can I have a Bingo @Crazy please if not a Jack Nicholson wank .
 
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mollyann

I would say parenting Leo is a absolute nightmare.He is away enjoying himself all week and she is left doing the lions share at home.Have no sympathy for her as like him is failing to give him clear boundaries and help him along in his development.Resentment kicks in when you watch your partner on a jolly 10 hours a day and you have to do everything.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

I've had yet another look at this and I really think it's him. He towers over that TV but she is vey short in comparison. Plus her arms are skinny whereas his are muscly. He also owns wigs and can fit in her clothes (puny cunt).

I'll place money on it being him. I wait with baited breath for tomorrow (Fred's birthday) and Mother's Day. Then we'll know.

FAR TOO TALL, WIDE SHOULDERS, BIG ARMS.
 
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mollyann

That blokes face sums up how we feel about Jake the fake.Dunhelm god he will do anything for money
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Filming for ITV Wins again and making a "joke" about not being in Barbados but Dunhelm. How desperate is this prick?

Zelda and DoorMatt must still be there then because I'm positive Flapz is still AWOL.

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WTF is that?

 
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Jessica_Rabbit

Yous have me thinking its him now aswell! Both the feet and hands are deliberately not showing? interesting Those jeans are usually loose on her but not in that picture and her hair is black and looks like straw (even worse than Gails) and like crazy said she is not that tall, she is not the same height as that shit tv on the wall (even at a small distance) but he is the same height as the tv. Cant she see he is making a fool out of her? making her look like she has shoulders like a man and that she has basically abandoned Gail! As usual he’s making its too obvious and it’s usually always the pair of them in on it together! I still think she’s had her nose done and is there but staying off deliberately due to bruising. And as for that elf play omfg is that the best he can do Why is it only in Colchester?? Cant see that selling, it will end up the same way as ‘his big night out’ cancelled! Pathetic and delusional the pair of them! its no wonder Freddie was removed from that house!
 
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Jane_Mcdonald

Eurghhhh he gives me the ick, bigtime had to get in there it was for ITV Win, sad little cunt.
Was this the email on Polly Parrot's computer that someone spotted a while ago on her stories, wasn't it labelled Jake Quickenden availability, that would fit with him being off this week.
Dunelm ffs, he literally gets the dregs of the barrel no one else wants wonder what he's getting paid for this. What is he wearing aswell black trousers and a pleather jacket he fucking loves himself. No idea how Flaps goes anywhere near him, well she's not at the moment is she
Why can't Flappy's mum look after Leo while he did this 'work' she lives close by. Very odd that Zelda's been there since Sunday and literally no sighting of Flaps for over a week, wtf is going on!!!
 
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Philimena cunk

Yo Fakeys!!!!
Is buffalo bill still dressed up in his wife's skin?????
Sad attention seeking cunt .
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DeniseRoyle said:
Will he do all 36 shows?? NO!!!
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Fucking hell.. how low can you go. Even people in Colchester don't fucking know who he is ..
 
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PrincessJeanie

I cringe that he has to brag about getting a gig for ITV win They hardly use the cream of the showbiz world Must be galling though when he gets Dunelm and others get Antigua and Mauritius So no invite to the OK ball or the Brits this week but at least he gets to spend time in a department store for a 2 min TV appearance in the coming weeks
 
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