Please don’t tell me Maris is still in nappies. Is this normal for a kid that’s almost 3. His parents would rather grift than potty train.What an absolute embarrassment posting him looking like he’s been handpicked from the cast of Annie! Ill fitting clothes hanging off him, snotty face, birds nest hair, laces undone. Poor Spud has no hope with a twat of a mother like old Flaps.
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More than a mention, a dry arsed faded photo will be slipped out!The jabbering and awkwardness would be off the charts. The father and brother would definitely get a mention. And possibly, Leo.
That would all be on the first night because he wouldn't last any longer.
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