£12k is nothing he will fart through that
the debts he is in !! He was jobless for a year nearly after the last panto he only got this because they was desperate
£12k is nothing he will fart through thatDoes this mean he will be AWOL from TFM for 2 weeks….?!? perhaps the £12k fee explains how flaps can pay for her hideous clothing hauls that all get sent back for a refund after she plays dress the skeleton
The no shout out from Zelda was definitely odd, she’ll shout out to perfect strangers but not familyNope not even a Colin the Caterpillar cake! A tiny little chocolate cake kinda like the tiny bit of pork they had a christmas! Flaps Ma makes cakes but didn’t make Maris a cake and Zelda went offline and didn’t give him a birthday ‘shoutout’ like she does her made up ones! They are so weird??
They've all fallen outThe no shout out from Zelda was definitely odd, she’ll shout out to perfect strangers but not family
Imagine being below Carpark McGuinness on the Zelebrity ladder! Now that’s bad but Id put F&F below her! Carpark was at least married to someone famous but these pair are just nobodies! Paul Smith is right he really is just ‘some cunt off xfactor’She did it last year I believe. Christine McGuinness is rumoured. Think that says it all
That had to be the greatest description of Fakey ever.....Imagine being below Carpark McGuinness on the Zelebrity ladder! Now that’s bad but Id put F&F below her! Carpark was at least married to someone famous but these pair are just nobodies! Paul Smith is right he really is just ‘some cunt off xfactor’
Maybe Fakey and Chaz could do a chuffin collab and create some newCome on Jake do something, there’s only so many times I can be riveted by Chazza waiting for a code for the fake tan
Didn’t Maris have a Colin the caterpillar cake last year? Nothing wrong with that but I thought her mum did cakes and would have done one for him ??
Lovely jet lagged Leo’s birthday
He couldn’t possibly create anything better than the chicken pasta dish chazza raves aboutMaybe Fakey and Chaz could do a chuffin collab and create some newmicrowave mealsreceipes for "The Plan" now he's a master chef
Bitty on tap for JakeDo we think Zelda has finally sold her house and is moving/unpacking in Essex as we speak?
Is she going into a caravan at jaywick , going " Pontinental" ?Do we think Zelda has finally sold her house and is moving/unpacking in Essex as we speak?
She blends in well with the stoneWhy are they all wearing beige - is she allergic to colour and clothes that fit
Their clothes are the same colour as the rocks.She loves an ad/aff link while she’s awayMaybe she should do one for shampoo/dry shampoo looking at the state of her lank, greasy hair and don’t even get me started on Leo’s hair and their ‘matching’ bland outfits
Another comment has appeared. He’s definitely not been there at all this week.
Camouflage, hiding from the bailiffsTheir clothes are the same colour as the rocks.
Manifesting this win for usWith all of the followers Fakey is losing, it’s soon going to be “the road to under a million”
Oohhh that would make me so very happy
He still wasn’t in Glasgow for yesterday performances so he’s obviously binned that off for the week. Gregg Wallace has been filming but not saying what for, so maybe that is what he’s up to? The only reason he’d be so quiet on instagram is if he is doing something he’s not allowed to show. He’d still be active if he was sick. He is normally anywayThe absolute state of them. Beige clothes, greasy hair, and looks a bloody boring holiday!! Why is she using lip blush when she had lips done TWICE? What a complete waste of money. I'd love to see her skin "in the wild" because even when filtered, you can still see the potholes!
The Scunthorpe Schofe and Zelda are the quietest they've ever been. Bloody strange.
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Until they stop people being able to buy bots, it will never happen cos he’ll just keep topping them up like he has been for agesWith all of the followers Fakey is losing, it’s soon going to be “the road to under a million”
Oohhh that would make me so very happy
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