Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

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Fakey will be crying when he sees this pic πŸ˜‚ Glad to see Chris recovered so quickly considering he was on his death bed only a few days ago πŸ™„
Hahaha Fakey is sooooo irrelevant 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ€ͺ πŸ˜… πŸ˜†

This is a cardigan that Flappy is flogging on B and B, I found it on a Korean Instagram page dated December 2022. How can she even pretend she does anything other than buy cheap tit and pretend it's her 'own brand'🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
 

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I think he’s trying to get some auditions and that’s why he’s singing. He’s shared it again, how embarrassing 🀒
The West End is beyond gruelling. I guess he will never find out as he will not be considered for any roles there. #mrsicknote. He ain’t even decent enough to be the understudy!
 
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Who even laughs at their mum banging their head never mind encourages their kid to laugh and then share it as a story on their Instagram.
He is a bleep
An unfunny bleep who takes way too much pleasure in the misfortune of others.

And trying to get his mum involved in the crap Beyonce dance- nothing like flogging a dead horse for likes ( the trend not his mum ... although she does resemble a dead horse)
 
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Guys don't forget Flappy done a fashion course so is certified to sell re-branded AliExpress tat
 
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He’ll definitely be loving the comments. How many times does one person want to/need to hear that their dad/brother would be so proud of them πŸ™„ It’s tragic that a 35 year old β€˜man’ that lost his dad 16 years ago still courts attention from it πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ 16 years of grief thieving and he’ll still be doing it for the next 16 years and beyond. He lives for the sympathy/pity and more importantly (to him) social media engagement he gets from it 😑. I’d like to know why him murdering a song would make his dad proud? Would his dad be proud the fact he constantly uses his and his brothers deaths when he’s not getting enough attention? Would he be proud the way he plasters his young son all over social media? Would he be proud that he uses any excuse not to parent himself? Would he be proud that he puts himself above everyone else all the time at the expense of his family? I highly doubt it.
He’s not bothered by insta engagement but watch him share this yet again on his stories today desperately trying to improve on his measly 3,000 likes. Keep using your dad Fakey. It just confirms everything we think and say about you is spot on πŸ‘πŸ»
Sixteen years ago. What the duck is the matter with him? He's not wired right.....
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Exactly and it’s not like him & Flappy ever go to the theatre so it’s nothing to do with going and watching it. Maybe that’s what all the β€˜singing’ reels are about πŸ™„ Does he not realise you need to be able to actually sing to perform in a musical in the West End? Plus the stage hours are longer than travelling tours and he can’t manage those without constant β€˜sick’ days
To sing on stage it's no good attempting to hit the right notes if your voice is thin and careening , you need timbre & power . It has to carry 140ft to the back of the venue . He hasn't got it and can't sing.
He's so deluded
 
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Fakey will be crying when he sees this pic πŸ˜‚ Glad to see Chris recovered so quickly considering he was on his death bed only a few days ago πŸ™„
Looks like he's drinking again. Obviius alcoholic right there considering he's been in hospital twice now with drink-related issues.
 
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She doesn't look happy does she old Vinegar Tits! Not doing her usual enabling laugh while he is down right rude to her. Just look at him encourage Leo to be horrible to his grandma. The boy's got no chance.
 
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Drink, coke, no talent, no job, unhappy, bad parent and all round bit of a bleep.

That applies to the pair of them.
 
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Definitely sounds drunk here - you can hear him slurring. πŸ’― Mummy doesn't look amused in the slightest about his constant digs and encouraging Spud to be rude is quite frankly disgusting.

Obviously been reading here about her not posting.




 
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Mummy really doesn't look impressed does she? Well I hope she drove to the toy shop as he's clearly pissed. Watch him hit her on the head with that sword! WTF.




 
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