Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! 🌈

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That reel/video with him and Chris Hughes in looks like a really tit gay porn flick🤮🤮🤮🤮

Wonder if Fake Fakey has managed to grift a hotel for next week's TFM in Manchester🫠🫠🫠
 
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That recap is bleeping gas with all the 🌈 im pmsl 😂😂😂 He’s definitely wasn’t at home this week was he? And Saaaarfend is only 1.5 hours away? Is Saarfend known for its gay nightlife 🌈?? When is flaps and her travel pillow off to America?
Bet he can't wait........

Flapz all frustrated ; nothing doing...........

Let's face it girls- none of us on here would be attracted to him , his aura , look etc ...


As soon as she's left, he will be onto TWINKDR on his phone like a greased whippet with mustard up its arse 😃😆😆😆💀
 
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Bet he can't wait........

Flapz all frustrated ; nothing doing...........

Let's face it girls- none of us on here would be attracted to him , his aura , look etc ...


As soon as she's left, he will be onto TWINKDR on his phone like a greased whippet with mustard up its arse 😃😆😆😆💀
That’s the second time today this thread has made me spit my tea out 😂 greased whippet with mustard up its arse 😂😂😂
 
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Anyone else notice we haven’t had any of the pretend ice bath since it was announced the Freeze The Fear isn’t being renewed 😂 so bleeping obvious this bleep
 
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I don’t think he went home and that’s why he’s been quiet except for last night.He would have rang flaps saying I’m to ill to drive and of course she agreed.I am the same age as the awful Zelda and just did four overnight 12 hour shifts in a care home with ladies with severe dementia.So while the rest of the begs that are the quickenden witch and sit on their overinflated arses😡The majority of us actually work for a living.I truly hate how women like Zelda and flaps breeze threw life on the backs of others😡😡
 
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Anyone else notice we haven’t had any of the pretend ice bath since it was announced the Freeze The Fear isn’t being renewed 😂 so bleeping obvious this bleep
I can’t see him doing the London marathon again this year either! Wanker
 
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Is flaps taking the piss with her where do I find Fred clothes😡Get to jd sports you stupid witch as she’s obviously on the beg once again.Moaning about the price of clothes and yet spends a small fortune on herself.Honestly she really gets on my nerves and the way she dresses Fred and Leo is shameful😡😡
 
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I can’t see him doing the London marathon again this year either! Wanker
Did he not say he was doing the New York one now? I’ll believe that when it happens. Only way he’ll do that is if him and Flaps make it into an adult only break and Sarcoma pay for their accomodation and travel.
 
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Let’s all remind ourselves this useless streak of piss is a 35 year old father! Posing like this and getting someone to take the photo. How embarrassing 😬
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I don’t think he went home and that’s why he’s been quiet except for last night.He would have rang flaps saying I’m to ill to drive and of course she agreed.I am the same age as the awful Zelda and just did four overnight 12 hour shifts in a care home with ladies with severe dementia.So while the rest of the begs that are the quickenden witch and sit on their overinflated arses😡The majority of us actually work for a living.I truly hate how women like Zelda and flaps breeze threw life on the backs of others😡😡
Zelda would be fucked if matt left her . No income of her own & he would have 1/2 the house sales ( or more if he's the sole mortgager)
 
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Is flaps taking the piss with her where do I find Fred clothes😡Get to jd sports you stupid witch as she’s obviously on the beg once again.Moaning about the price of clothes and yet spends a small fortune on herself.Honestly she really gets on my nerves and the way she dresses Fred and Leo is shameful😡😡
Is she for real? it’s obvious she gets Freddie’s stuff online from Sports Direct Warehouse and waits for the sale because he only got a winter coat when the sale started lol and I was on Zara online shopping for my godson and I came across that hoodie/sweater that makes Spud look like “homeless Ian Beale” reduced to £3.99 😂😂 Shes a selfish bleep!
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Did he not say he was doing the New York one now? I’ll believe that when it happens. Only way he’ll do that is if him and Flaps make it into an adult only break and Sarcoma pay for their accomodation and travel.
Yes he did say that Jeanie, I'm sure Queen Crazy will have it documented in the Wiki, I think he said that early January before they fucked off and left the kids again on their tit ski trip🤬
I agree, if he does do it, will deffo be an adults only trip, selfish cunts 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
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Is she actually telling us 3 days in advance about reels she's going to post about styling on Tuesday? Does she think if she does a countdown everyone will be waiting with anticipation to see and comment so it will help her engagement 😂 So the styling with jeans, I’ve seen at least half a dozen instahuns do this in the last week. She literally has no ideas of her own 🙄 and personally I don’t wish to see someone who needs a good bleeping meal inside them, in their underwear trying jeans on cos you know that’s how she’ll be doing it. As for clothes for Fred 🤦🏻‍♀️ Take an extra suitcase to USA you stupid cow. More choice and cheaper but I suppose she’ll still have to pay instead obviously trying to get some for free 😡 She can wear ‘designer’ threads but moans about the cost of kids clothing
 
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One of those days bro....I'll just get my teeny, tiny violin out for our poor dear Fakey. He's probably sulking CH has ignored his TikTok comment
 
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On the beg for kids' clothing as it's "so expensive". Christ, you're off to America ffs. Take an extra suitcase with you.

Nobody wants a "life update" - your life is boring af. How can you not have any food indoors when you are at home all week? What are you doing? Still can go to the gym though. 🙄



 
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