How it THAT not gay
Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! 🌈
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I can't bleeping bare Sam Thompson (I think it's his hair
) but I'd rather see him than Jake .
Flappy's daddy will pay the fine like he pays for her lifestyleI thought she might have already gone jazz seeing prick has not been home.Must be paying the fine and taking him out of school.Must be nice to have all these holidays when she’s joblessWhen was the last time she did anything other than sell her tit on Facebook and vinted
Awww diddums. He's got a sniffle today Columbian cold and been 'so busy'. Ready for some 'much-needed' family time. 
Is Flapz off to America this weekend as I think the kids only have one week off don't they?
Is Flapz off to America this weekend as I think the kids only have one week off don't they?
Ours have broken up already as easter is so early this year
And what weird arse people sent her the tv guide for when the soaps are on
If we’re right and him and her are on masterchef together, watch the pair of them both trying to get the most attention and camera time. I can’t stand her. Another one that constantly preaches about what a good parent she is but fucks off and leaves her kids for the opening of an envelope.
sorry I meant 19th
Freddie doesn’t break up til 19th as well. I think the majority of Essex and Suffolk is then.
Well the TV is minute so he has to be close to it
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That TV set up is very embarrassing 
Perfection? Your kid shoved in front of the tv while you lounge on the sofa with your blanket because you have a cold? Get in the garden and have a kick about or go to the park bleeping dad of the year does bugger all to make up for time he is away from that boy wonder if he will throw a sickie from TFM? Will still travel there though so he can laze around in his hotel
Out come that awful pink jumper and those manky beige trousers. 
I wonder if we'll be seeing any loved-up posts of him and Flapz before she flies off over the rainbow? 
I wonder if we'll be seeing any loved-up posts of him and Flapz before she flies off over the rainbow? 
A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a stick of Sarfend's finest cock, I mean rock!!
It was a belter that previous thread - full of
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He's been 'Presenting' again too - once in Wales and once in a manky corridor. Flapz showed her flaps and woman stamp off on a grifted trip to Champneys and we saw her disgusting trotters again.
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We had several stories that completely NEVER HAPPENED and he went to Karen's Diner. He was so taken with one of the waiters there that he started following him on Instagram. WTF?
Flapz is busy looking for green flags in people but she's too thick to see she's married to the biggest red flag going!
Today, we experienced the gayest advert of all time with Chris Hughes for The Perfume Shop. Jesus wept.
He's currently AWOL in Saaaarfend as The Full Monty is at the Cliffs Pavillion. He's obviously not staying at home or he would be posting with Gail. He was last seen in a gay bar with a Kiss Me Quick hat on with a stick of rock up his bum.
Keep on grinding Fakeys!!
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A more detailed recap can be found in Wiki 8/9. Yes, we are on Page 9!
Previous thread:
---Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title!! It was actually a tie-breaker but yours is the oldest! Well done! 😘 So much happened in the previous thread that I can only refer you to Wiki 8 in case I miss anything out but I'll do a quick recap! We had a huge tea...tattle.life
Possibly the most gayest advert of all time. I am NEVER setting foot in The Perfume Shop ever again. I would rather wipe tit around my neck than buy anything from this shop ever again after seeing these two utter tossers doing an advert for them.
An e-mail is on it's way to them. I showed Mr Crazy and two of my boys today and their faces said it all.
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It turns out that Squidward CAN sing because the clarinet failed!
Nice work @CrazyBaldhead
I mean I know the majority of ads on Instagram, the ‘influencers’ don’t even use or no nothing about what they’re trying to flog but his ads for the rugby must be up there with the most disingenuous ads ever. He basically sacked his ‘full time’ job off to go on a pub crawl all cos it was being filmed by a camera crew. He has never mentioned rugby before and only mentions it now by sharing what he filmed on his stories. These companies are a joke using someone like him when there are people out there that actually watch rugby and have a knowledge of it 
On a separate note. He is still trying to get offered a free media wall? Surely there can be no other reason he keeps showing that TV on the wall. They both product place their ‘designer’ gear at every given opportunity but can’t afford a TV unit
On a separate note. He is still trying to get offered a free media wall? Surely there can be no other reason he keeps showing that TV on the wall. They both product place their ‘designer’ gear at every given opportunity but can’t afford a TV unit
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