Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! π
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The engagement on her new reel. So so bad!
With 217 likes and three comments sheβs really 
with her boring kids posts
He has to be taking the piss! If not.....what a bleeping dose.This has honestly got to be the most embarrassing, saddest thing we've possibly ever seen.
What an absolute prick. I still can't get over the Β£40,000 GRAND.
He's utterly useless.
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and...dose...and gobshite...and bleep
bleeping hell, wtf has Zelda done to her hair lols
I wonder if this style your jeans reel (when it appears) includes a white tshirt, because if it does shell have to pop and buy another oner one cos hers isn't white not white white if you know what I mean... isnt that the fake Lowe?
And zeldas diagnosed herself of google... what could go wrong there
Could his cooking interest be because of hello fresh not zelab master chef
I actually hate the thought his laughing at us over master chef thinking his got one up.
His dine it a few times like with masked singer
Either way his a tit dad,appalling stepdad, crap husband and a general waste of space
And zeldas diagnosed herself of google... what could go wrong there
Could his cooking interest be because of hello fresh not zelab master chef
I actually hate the thought his laughing at us over master chef thinking his got one up.
His dine it a few times like with masked singer
Either way his a tit dad,appalling stepdad, crap husband and a general waste of space
Itβs not just the cooking though. He started following people that are also rumoured to be on it. Plus he talked about something he was doing that could be a tit show. The calibre of βcelebsβ rumoured so far is really dire so itβs very likely this could be his year
I hope he is just so he can flambΓ© his toupee.and he won't be able to filter himself.Itβs not just the cooking though. He started following people that are also rumoured to be on it. Plus he talked about something he was doing that could be a tit show. The calibre of βcelebsβ rumoured so far is really dire so itβs very likely this could be his year
Before this new found love of cooking appeared the only time he had anything to do with food was delivering it on a 3 wheeled bike
I hope he is just so he can flambΓ© his toupee.and he won't be able to filter himself.
Before this new found love of cooking appeared the only time he had anything to do with food was delivering it on a 3 wheeled bike
hahahaaaa
Now he's done a Hello Fresh advert. 
The way he chopped that onion!
The way he chopped that onion! 
Nah Iβm sorry wtf is that
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The only food they get in that house. #scroungedscraps
How camp is he doing that Hello fresh ad rainbowNow he's done a Hello Fresh advert.
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There is no way he is straight!More begged
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They would beg/ scrounge secondhand tit paper , these utter begs
More begged /scrounged food. What utter cunts.Now he's done a Hello Fresh advert.
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They would beg/ scrounge secondhand tit paper , these utter begs
Flaps I'm not mad
I, like others, was so excited to see the jeans reel. Waited all day
I, like others, was so excited to see the jeans reel. Waited all day
If she thinks that's massive she must have a very disappointing sex life. Did he pay her to say that?
..it was trying it's hardest in that photo & must have got to 4 & 1/2inches 
( 11cm in New Money )Poor old flapz
Like trying to push a marshmallow up the A1( M)
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