Eyefucking himself and liking himself to a 78 year old! I bleeping loathe this oxygen thief
Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
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Having lunch out today with a couple of mates, and I noticed this ..
Do you think Jakey would be up for j
judging it... look at the sausage and mash one...
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Or Gandhi's flipflop
Do you think Jakey would be up for j
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She must be as dry as a nuns bleep...I hope that the Green Goddess is on stand-by outside the bedroom window when he is giving her oneall that friction, tinderbox etc.... spark to a flame
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Or Gandhi's flipflop
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" desperation"Wtf she branding now?
I wonder if she cries herself to sleep asking herself how she ended up being the beard for that bellend! She could have been in Eyal Bookerโs bed if she played her cards right. Instead sheโs reduced to making pennies from affiliate links.On the beg again, this time for branding. We highly doubt there's anything in that 'overthinking' head of yours.
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Psychology books?
"The Art of Not Giving a duck"
"How To Be Your Own Therapist"
"How To Be A Successful Beard" perhaps!
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Be grateful for what you've got 
ok Fakey, stop grifting then
ok Fakey, stop grifting then
Why does he then have to mention having a poo for
I think he forgets the majority of his real followers, if not gay men, are women of an age that will find that disgusting. Nice to see he is spending his time off with Spud again 
He's so desperate for any sort of content or engagement now that he's resorted to telling his inane huns when he goes to the toilet, now. He is beyond pathetic..
What happened to him having tinnitus?
Same as his health anxiety, bad back, bad wrist, bad ankle, stress, anxiety, etcโฆ never existed. Was solely for attention and IG contentWhat happened to him having tinnitus?
Heโs missed an opportunity there, I wonder if itโll make a comeback again when he sees this.Same as his health anxiety, bad back, bad wrist, bad ankle, stress, anxiety, etcโฆ never existed. Was solely for attention and IG content
Do you know at I mean - do you know what I mean - do you know what I mean ...
Stop bleeping saying that all the time. It's born of ignorance always saying that, you spout a load of tosh & make yourself sound more ignorant by punctuating your spiel with that
Do you think that shite word "Manifest" he came up with in the lift was him on the way back from a Master Chef interview? We thought it was the YouTube doodles but it could've been this instead.
We've been tortured with his 'I'm a chef me' reels, close ups of cutting with the BIG knife onions into big chunks with flaccid, grey chicken pieces floating in oil. The world's smallest lamb (pork?) shank on Christmas day tied up by him. Not forgetting the nicked photo off Google that he made himself.
We've also had the torturous singing with vinegar strokes face pulling. As we all know Fakey doesn't do anything without a motive. So he's hoping for some TV program to snap him & his syrup up to water torture the nation.
Stop bleeping saying that all the time. It's born of ignorance always saying that, you spout a load of tosh & make yourself sound more ignorant by punctuating your spiel with that
Do you think that shite word "Manifest" he came up with in the lift was him on the way back from a Master Chef interview? We thought it was the YouTube doodles but it could've been this instead.
We've been tortured with his 'I'm a chef me' reels, close ups of cutting with the BIG knife onions into big chunks with flaccid, grey chicken pieces floating in oil. The world's smallest lamb (pork?) shank on Christmas day tied up by him. Not forgetting the nicked photo off Google that he made himself.
We've also had the torturous singing with vinegar strokes face pulling. As we all know Fakey doesn't do anything without a motive. So he's hoping for some TV program to snap him & his syrup up to water torture the nation.
Christ, is there no start to his talents?Do you know at I mean - do you know what I mean - do you know what I mean ...
Stop bleeping saying that all the time. It's born of ignorance always saying that, you spout a load of tosh & make yourself sound more ignorant by punctuating your spiel with that
Do you think that shite word "Manifest" he came up with in the lift was him on the way back from a Master Chef interview? We thought it was the YouTube doodles but it could've been this instead.
We've been tortured with his 'I'm a chef me' reels, close ups of cutting with the BIG knife onions into big chunks with flaccid, grey chicken pieces floating in oil. The world's smallest lamb (pork?) shank on Christmas day tied up by him. Not forgetting the nicked photo off Google that he made himself.
We've also had the torturous singing with vinegar strokes face pulling. As we all know Fakey doesn't do anything without a motive. So he's hoping for some TV program to snap him & his syrup up to water torture the nation.
Can't wait for period pain and phantom pregnancy, he's had the full bingo of imaginary ailments..Same as his health anxiety, bad back, bad wrist, bad ankle, stress, anxiety, etcโฆ never existed. Was solely for attention and IG content
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Gotta get on that bandwagon...
"Be grateful for what you've got"
What you got Fakey?
- a fugly wife who doesn't appear to like him very much
- a toddler who probably doesn't really know who he is
- a stepson who went to live with his Dad because he probably hates Fakey
- a 'career' that's circling the drain
- a bad wig
- a racist, homophobic bleep for a mother
- insane amounts of debt
- 95 threads on Tattle detailing and recording what a bleep he is
- no friends
- zero dress sense
- a nasty temper
Did I miss anything?
What you got Fakey?
- a fugly wife who doesn't appear to like him very much
- a toddler who probably doesn't really know who he is
- a stepson who went to live with his Dad because he probably hates Fakey
- a 'career' that's circling the drain
- a bad wig
- a racist, homophobic bleep for a mother
- insane amounts of debt
- 95 threads on Tattle detailing and recording what a bleep he is
- no friends
- zero dress sense
- a nasty temper
Did I miss anything?
Now heโs using the cat for content
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Him & Flaps did โcelebrityโ bumps together and she made sure she kept getting featured in his โStage to the Cageโ on YT. Theyโve never hidden the fact theyโre both desperate for their own reality show. Good luck that ever happening
It's actually his mum he wants a reality show with, that was another thing he mentioned in that podcast. Honestly see if you listened to it the wee bingo dabber dude would be working overtime cause he honestly gets all his ideas off us
Just had a flashback of him pretending he had seen a bird of prey when in fact he had took the photo off google
Flappys obviously been pushed aside again thenIt's actually his mum he wants a reality show with, that was another thing he mentioned in that podcast. Honestly see if you listened to it the wee bingo dabber dude would be working overtime cause he honestly gets all his ideas off us
Same as the podcast F&F said they were in talks to do when they were in the Maldives. 3 months later he spoke about doing a podcast with Zelda instead. As usual neither came to fruition Actually the quickest way to get him totally cancelled would be for him to do something with mummy. Her nasty, vile, taking the piss out of stroke victims, slagging actors off, homophobic, racist views would soon show through whatever they did
If he wasn't such a bleeping bleep I'd feel sorry for him.Just had a flashback of him pretending he had seen a bird of prey when in fact he had took the photo off google
He's just a desperate ordinary person trying to get famous.
Sad, really.
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