Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

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bluecups

It's always puzzled me that they haven't exploited Gail's obvious developmental issues. They overshare EVERYTHING - we've seen Fakey on the bog constipated, getting his balls out on live tv, kids naked in the bath, quoting his poor dead brother's last words and that's just off the top of my head. Nothing is too private and personal to be off-limits for them.

I think you're right, Phili, they know this has to be addressed at some point and they will use it when they're at absolute rock bottom with no work, endorsements, freebies or engagement. They'll see it as 'rolling out the big guns'. It's their plan B for when all else fails.

Cunts.
 
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Philimena cunk

He will. And he'll expect a response from him. He's Jake Quickenden, sarcoma ambassador!!!!!
 
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Joon

Nits...
 
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JazzFan

Instacunts generally want to portray the perfect life perhaps spuds issues don’t fit into that category, Jake obviously hates it as he said nursery said he was advanced
 
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Intothedark

I think these two arseholes don’t want a child with special needs. Bit like Talia Oatway and Aaron Chalmers. It doesn’t fit with their Instagram image of supposed “perfection”.
 
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Barbie2020

Flaps has had about 500 likes on most of her recent posts. Embarrassed for her lol.
 
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Robin71

Not even 500 likes on her reel of getting the scruff dressed she needs to give it up she’s embarrassing herself nobody knows who she is and nobody cares about her kid who needs a haircut a routine and a decent diet bit of discipline wouldn’t hurt either
 
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PrincessJeanie

So we know he’s not got celeb bake off but I’ve got a feeling he could have wangled celeb masterchef instead Him & Danielle Harold have started following each other today and she was announced for it yesterday. The fact he showed that plate of food off last week, made a point of cooking in a reel for that sky ad when it wasn’t needed and said about something new he was doing could be a shitshow, I’ve now got a horrible feeling that’s what it is. I’m more upset if it is the fact he’s got on to the BBC. Let’s just hope I’m wrong
 
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OnlyJustSaying

The thing is he can’t genuinely cook and won’t be pleased when they slag him off. If he manages to get on it, it will be a shit show so let’s go!! It still won’t do his career any good as there is only so much he can bring up the false fact that he is only doing it for his bro and dad in heaven! I know social media will tear him a new arsehole with all the negative comments.
 
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PrincessJeanie

If it is I agree it will be fun watching the judges tear him a new one. The thing is SU2C bake off is actual celebs where as masterchef is mainly other z listers like him. What I don’t understand is he calls himself a TV Presenter/Actor but still will go on any reality show going. How is him possibly getting judged on his cooking skills going to help him get a presenting/acting job? It’s blatant he’ll just do anything if it’s for TV If I am right, he’s yet again not very good at keeping it a secret because I’ve worked it out. Still hoping I’m misreading it though
 
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trine

CrazyBaldhead said:
Is there any footage of this?
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Sorry not sure how to do that but it was a reel of him and the cast going in, being served and him mouthing back showing off.

How tragic is this, Spud is ‘apparently’ saying Daddy I love you - to the fucking phone! Says it all.
 
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PrincessJeanie

If my hunch is right about Celebrity Masterchef, I’ve just seen they have announced the first 3 contestants. H from Steps, Snoochie Shy and Edith Bowman With a list like that, I think it’s very possible he could have made the cut for it. I mean they are barely even z listers so he’d fit right in.
 
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Joon

Celebrity Masterchef just up his alley. Will be able to show off, eye fuck the camera, take over, still anything like what he has done in the past , he won't last long...
 
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PrincessJeanie

Joon said:
Celebrity Masterchef just up his alley. Will be able to show off, eye fuck the camera, take over, still anything like what he has done in the past , he won't last long...
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and imagine the comments on the Daily Fail when he’s announced Good job for him he’s come off Twitter
 
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Linkylu

Except he’s not really growing is he, on any level, poor kid. Why the constant need to tell strangers why you’re working, people do it every day and for much longer hours than this idiot, you don’t find them talking about it endlessly like they deserve a medal. No one cares!
 
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