Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

[Keepingupappearances]

What a nasty witch his mother is. She really is a witch as well. Soaps like emmerdale do these story lines to bring awareness of things like this. Not for people who should no better to take the piss out of. You would think with her son dying of a horrendous condition she would have more empathy. Hard faced common scum.

Ps. You look like you have liver failure.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I wonder if this is a wind up or if this is actually in the pipeline? Would make sense cos that would be why Chris is spending time with him but we also know Fakey wants to get into Misfits himself so gives him an excuse to tag them

It's got to be!

Would love to see him smashed to a pulp.
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Are they in the woods having special time together?

Cottaging!

 

[VC10]

It's got to be!

Would love to see him smashed to a pulp.
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Cottaging!

Hahahahaaaaa

 

[cazellie]

We all know it’s not real life and we all know it’s soaps Zelda but you didn’t before your rant eh? She’s made herself look ridiculous!

 

[VC10]

We all know it’s not real life and we all know it’s soaps Zelda but you didn’t before your rant eh? She’s made herself look ridiculous!

Horrid old bat.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[VC10]

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Hahahahaaaaa

" Gouuuuyysssszzzzzz I'm in the spare room . Jake is up in the loft, that's where he sleeeepszzzz"

 

[Justdee]

Zelda is a first class batch strokes are serious and if emmerdale informed just 1 person of a symptom like face dropping they've done good, mind you she's proud of fakey so that.tells you how low her moral compass is!
I bought some banana powder a while ago its meant to even skin tone it was custard yellow so thought ok slapped a bit on..well I looked like a Simpson I was that yellow just wondering if that's what her with the maccie dd'seyebrow arches uses ?

If flapz parents don't tolerate fake then there will always be that extra issue between them he won't be able to stop the sly digs and that'll eat at her ... how must her dad feel to see what she's done to herself what she lives with and how he treats his grandson.then have to keep handing over money because the fake one is so inept ?

Hopefully both the boys make.better choices ain't no way the grifters will.be able to bail them out. I mean would like to think they ve been putting money away for them for all the ad work but it's those 2 losers.

 

[VC10]

She obvs finds it all " hysterical".

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

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She obvs finds it all " hysterical".

Nasty bleep.

Let's hope she never experiences a stroke.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Nah sorry, there's always a narrative with him isn't there? He always needs to be centre stage.

He's hoping HE gets noticed!

 

[Nannywanny59]

Ha ha someone called her out and it’s really upset her. Silly bleeping cow!

It hasn’t tho cuz she still doesn’t think she’s done anything wrong- she’s thick as pig tit. Blaming the woman who messaged her, she’s plain nasty. We don’t give a flying duck if you do your nails she’s so obsessed with herself it isn’t true!

 

[Ratgrrl]

Zelda never mentioned a cat before. Has anybody even seen it or is it invisible like her sister?

I'm glad the nasty witch got called out. It's not the first time she's taken the piss out of having a stroke.

Rancid old bleep.

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Omfg wow.

 

[Jaggythistle]

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She obvs finds it all " hysterical".

The irony being she looks like she’s had a stroke with her teeth and squint mouth.

 

[trine]

Ah Chris, you’re doing it all wrong bro!
You’ve missed out the cartoon sound effects.
Do like Jake “pah pah pah” “bam bam bam” “oof oof off”

 

[HMC]

Is Fakey and Flappy gonna be reunited for NYE or have they had a row and that’s why he’s at Chris house?
Was this a planned visit to her family and why is Fake not welcome?
Will they do anything for NYE? Why do they have literally no friends?

My questions at 3am

 

[Nixxs]

Fakey will be in the corner moping Chris's forehead in-between rounds

With his tongue no doubt

 

[Turtledove58]

Awww, Fakey is teaching his girlfriend how to box, he’s experienced don’t ya know! Meanwhile the jaundiced one is still in r tears after being called out about her insensitivity towards strokes. What a bizarre family! Glad to see Freddie is with his dad though!

 

[Bored2021]

Zelda is a first class batch strokes are serious and if emmerdale informed just 1 person of a symptom like face dropping they've done good, mind you she's proud of fakey so that.tells you how low her moral compass is!

Zelda has made me so angry. I thought I was having a stroke recently and it was a vitus called Bells Palsy ehich can effect your facial nerves and my face dropped one side. It took 6 weeks for it to improve with steroids. I was so self conscious. She could have talked about strokes in a way to increase awareness not taking the pi$$

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Fakey’s been voted 46th out of 100 on this page. Obvs some gays like him! We can sniff out our own kind

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Yes because of all the fake filtered images being considered!