Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

[Philimena cunk]

Last nights wig compared to today’s. Wonder how many he packed for his wee trip away
One looks lighter and as high as Jonny Bravos, the next is the colour and appearance of a cowpat.

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I reckon he's got a "happy" syrup and a "sad" one, depending on if his grief whinging.
I'm sat in Caffe Nero in Norwich, and there's a young lad opposite me with the same hairstyle. The difference in hairline is hilarious.
I explained why I was looking at him, and showed him Cuntys photo, he pissed himself laughing and said it's the worst nylon wig he'd ever seen ..

 

[Rob2401]

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How unnatural is his hairline?? It's time he ripped that travesty of synthetic fibres off, rinsed away the Copydex glue & owned his baldness.

Santas bought someone some “thickening spray” Lolz. There was a short vid where he was with Danielle and she was saying “oh he won’t go anywhere unless he’s got his spray” Damn I wish I could find it.
Also if this is about “shape” why is he in his knickers?

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I reckon he's got a "happy" syrup and a "sad" one, depending on if his grief whinging.
I'm sat in Caffe Nero in Norwich, and there's a young lad opposite me with the same hairstyle. The difference in hairline is hilarious.
I explained why I was looking at him, and showed him Cuntys photo, he pissed himself laughing and said it's the worst nylon wig he'd ever seen ..

All his wigs are toe curling but the wig with the little hole in front shows his poverty level!

 

[Philimena cunk]

All his wigs are toe curling but the wig with the little hole in front shows his poverty level!

bleeping moth eaten syrup.....skint bleep

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

You know they took whatever food they left home in a Tupperware ?

 

[mollyann]

So he’s pissed off to Chris’s houseWe all said home life is not for him.Whatever work is lined up bet Chris who I can’t stand either is forced to spend time with him.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen the latest name being linked with CBB is Shirley Ballas. If Fakey sees that he’s going to try even harder for it. Imagine him smoozing up to that hag (not a fan ) to try and get on Strictly

 

[Xxcxcc]

Just seen the latest name being linked with CBB is Shirley Ballas. If Fakey sees that he’s going to try even harder for it. Imagine him smoozing up to that hag (not a fan ) to try and get on Strictly

He loves manipulating the older women. His flirting with colleen nolan is cringe. Surely they can see that he is using them and pretending to be all nice just to benefit himself. See hes all giddy now that hes with lover boy chris hughes

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So he’s pissed off to Chris’s houseWe all said home life is not for him.Whatever work is lined up bet Chris who I can’t stand either is forced to spend time with him.

Him having the cheek to take the piss out of Chris’s hair but then stops filming when CH goes back at him. Probably another joint cringeworthy ad coming up At this point, CH is as unlikeable as him.
Remember this ad they did together

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Him having the cheek to take the piss out of Chris’s hair but then stops filming when CH goes back at him. Probably another joint cringeworthy ad coming up At this point, CH is as unlikeable as him.

I honestly cannot abide Chris Hughes. He's another closet-bound prick and thick as tit too. I remember watching the racing a while back and he asked a question "What's a bath sheet?" bleeping hell, what a thick prick!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I honestly cannot abide Chris Hughes. He's another closet-bound prick and thick as tit too. I remember watching the racing a while back and he asked a question "What's a bath sheet?" bleeping hell, what a thick prick!

They’re quite well suited. Both have far too high opinions of themselves and both think they are better known than they actually are
Another corker. Him going on about being in the ‘public eye’ - head

 

[mollyann]

He loves putting people down.First his wife then his mum and now thick twit Chris.Like others on here can’t stand Chris he’s got issues as obviously can’t stay in relationships long.Whatever they are doing bet its tomorrow but creepy joe had to go 12 hours early

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Surely he's the last person to take the piss out of somebody's hairstyle when he has that hideous syrup glued to his scalp?

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

They’re quite well suited. Both have far too high opinions of themselves and both think they are better known than they actually are
Another corker. Him going on about being in the ‘public eye’ - head

Oh my Christ, I'm dead at his wiggy in this, his forehead is tiny
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Is he going to see anyone for Christmas, you know like, hair system Martin or anyone else from Scunthorpe he literally has no bleeping friends. See he's left Flaps to it then, obviously can't stand to be around his family

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Surely he's the last person to take the piss out of somebody's hairstyle when he has that hideous syrup glued to his scalp?

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If Chris has any sense he will yank that struggle nylon syrup off Jaknob’s head while he is asleep.

 

[VC10]

I reckon he's got a "happy" syrup and a "sad" one, depending on if his grief whinging.
I'm sat in Caffe Nero in Norwich, and there's a young lad opposite me with the same hairstyle. The difference in hairline is hilarious.
I explained why I was looking at him, and showed him Cuntys photo, he pissed himself laughing and said it's the worst nylon wig he'd ever seen ..

" grief syrup"

 

[Joon]

Who the duck do that pair think they are ? Both hideous, fame hungry cunts...In the public eye ....yeah if you say so you pair of talentless pricks....

 

[Lurker111]

How sad is it that she hasn't spent anytime with her mum/dad/family over the Christmas holidays, and its obvious its because hes been at home. Weirdest family set up ever.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

What a ghastly mess on his head. Over sprayed with brown fibre spray & glued all over the place. And note another peice of tasteless, heavy duty tat round his neck.

 

[Philimena cunk]

What a ghastly mess on his head. Over sprayed with brown fibre spray & glued all over the place. And note another peice of tasteless, heavy duty tat round his neck.
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