Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

[IamMyaJ]

Don’t know why I’ve never noticed this before but how embarrassing that backpack is the fakest thing I’ve ever seen not only doesn’t Gucci market a backpack of that sort the zips are plain, the beading isn’t prominent and the bottom of the stitching near the zips is questionable duck me im Scarlett for them

edited to add, my Gucci bags all have a brown leather casing on the zips!!! It’s just embarrassing at this point

 

[anniemouse]

I don’t know much about this guy but this email landed in my inbox this morning making me think I’d slept through til April Fools Day. How random.

 

[mollyann]

How embarrassing to show his fake bag when his wife sold the real one on vinted.Hopefully he’s not packed his guitar as my god it’s been painful this weekZelda you are a ridiculous old bag I hope Leo runs circles around you.And Matt enjoy your time away from the witchHe looks awful since he had his teeth done maybe they are causing problems

 

[Justdee]

His face is manic in the picture with sophies fwends.proberly why they've only gone for a few days who could stomach him longer than that?
That video of them night was.just awkward him sat with mummy tending to kick his benefactor in the face,soph on the same settee as matt literally had her back to him,I k ow she was with spud but still could of faced the other way,
I wonder if matt took zelda then dropped them at the airport on the way back thos morning so they could save some pennys also by doing that he knows zeldas there a d they've proper gone

I bet he feels like his the one on holiday

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Skiing with the Goochi on his back

 

[Barbie2020]

Jake Quickenden - Mental Health Campaigner.

oh do duck off, hope he loses his phone down the slopes and don’t have to hear from the vacuous pair, don’t recognise the couple they are with. Bet they’ve hired them from rentafriend.com to make themselves look popular.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Jake Quickenden - Mental Health Campaigner.

oh do duck off, hope he loses his phone down the slopes and don’t have to hear from the vacuous pair, don’t recognise the couple they are with. Bet they’ve hired them from rentafriend.com to make themselves look popular.

That was the friend she went on holiday with. I remember him giving them the middle finger as they drove off to the airport and he stayed at home.

 

[JazzFan]

That was the friend she went on holiday with. I remember him giving them the middle finger as they drove off to the airport and he stayed at home.

The one where he was going too but he got “work” his USA trip?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The one where he was going too but he got “work” his USA trip?

Do you know what, that Wiki is a Godsend. It was 30/5/23 and Flapz went to Turkey with the boys and her friend and her boy. He stayed at home doing nothing for a week and when she got back, he'd already gone to that USA trip.

This is him giving them the finger when they drove off!

 

[JazzFan]

Do you know what, that Wiki is a Godsend. It was 30/5/23 and Flapz went to Turkey with the boys and her friend and her boy. He stayed at home doing nothing for a week and when she got back, he'd already gone to that USA trip.

This is him giving them the finger when they drove off!

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Didn’t think it would be new friends, they only have 2

Surprised we haven’t had a plane selfie yet

 

[cazellie]

I don’t know much about this guy but this email landed in my inbox this morning making me think I’d slept through til April Fools Day. How random.
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I had exact same email and nearly spat me coffee out at ‘mental health compaigner’

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Break a leg guyyyyyyyys!

Both legs would be preferably.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Both legs would be preferably.

Yes please

 

[Turtledove58]

Can’t remember who called this outfit, but they weren’t wrong and absolutely deserve a BINGO! I’d be so embarrassed To be seen by this bleeping parasite

 

[mollyann]

Just when you think he can’t honestly be more of a prickWtaf is he wearing

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Reality has just kicked in for her that she’s going to be stuck with Fakey & Flaps and having a phone shoved in her face every thirty seconds.

 

[ThortheDog2022]

See he’s spent £325 on that attention seeking, garish monstrosity. How can Flapz find him attractive dressed like a cross between Daphne & Velma from Scooby Doo?!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

We all knew he’d wear something that brought him the most attention possible Honestly what a bleeping knob. I bet that couple they’re with are already counting down the hours til they leave.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Can’t remember who called this outfit, but they weren’t wrong and absolutely deserve a BINGO! I’d be so embarrassed To be seen by this bleeping parasite

Think it's one of mine....

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Can’t remember who called this outfit, but they weren’t wrong and absolutely deserve a BINGO! I’d be so embarrassed To be seen by this bleeping parasite

GAYYYYYYYYY

 

[Justdee]

We all knew he'd go cheap and tacky for attention but flapz is in black not a shade of greige ....