SNOW PLOW SNOW PLOW. And no one to teach them how to ski correctly!
Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door
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Exactly that
I am shocking at skiing & I was convinced I was going to be a natural skier - nope. Boarding did come easily to me though. But skiing the man keep screaming PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA (screaming) and I lost the plot and threw my sticks at him & walked off (which was a scene because walking in skis is impossible) from that day I just boarded (in fairness it suits me better)
Of course everyone is looking at this twit, it was premeditated and it’s worked. They’re on the nursery slopes, completely acceptable as they’re not experienced skiers. The plunger is back in full force and he’s said, his willy has fallen off so she won’t need to find it with her baboons arse lips!
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Both fit into the brief.
“Ski bleep”
“Ski bleep”
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Maris cannot comprehend understanding of language. He's very low-emission , sadly. They won't do ANYTHING to assist him with learning/ understanding/ comprehension. No professional NHS help, either.I can’t imagine how flaps can stand having him anywhere near her.We all knew he would dress like a twit but he’s really gone overboard this timeLooks like poor Matt not able to go home and Leo as usual not listening to a word he’s told.
Nothing.
Except for tena huns like clicks & scrounging/begging, of course..........
Scrounge and beg a free donated holiday- leave the kids for OTHET PEOPLE. ITS THEIR PROBLEM NOW , is the attitude......
The way he opens his mouth when he smiles is just gross! He tries too hard to look sincere and sweet……ewwwww.
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he heard the words gear and was IM IN!!!!!!! lol
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Guarantee they pay nothing into the system so Im happy they arent using the NHS, shame for Maris
That's because he can't close it
Remember when he said he’d switch his phone off for his honeymoonWhat an idiotic bleep he looks....Cannot even enjoy the slopes without getting his phone out, not wired right is he ? .Hope he breaks his bleeping neck....cock.... that smile
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We had a full day learning Banff in Canada and "SNOW PLOUGH, SNOW PLOUGH, PIZZA PIZZA" for 8 hours drove me mad. I was fine til I went onto the main slopes and convinced myself I was going to fall off the side of a mountain and panicked, forgetting everything I learnedExactly that
I am shocking at skiing & I was convinced I was going to be a natural skier - nope. Boarding did come easily to me though. But skiing the man keep screaming PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA (screaming) and I lost the plot and threw my sticks at him & walked off (which was a scene because walking in skis is impossible) from that day I just boarded (in fairness it suits me better)
No one was dressed like this idiot on the slopes.
and says something about his outfit choice was a bad one cos of the attention he’s getting and people presuming he can ski. As if the sole reason he chose that outfit wasn’t for attention
Ooh Banff, my friends do there a lot. One day I’ll visit.We had a full day learning Banff in Canada and "SNOW PLOUGH, SNOW PLOUGH, PIZZA PIZZA" for 8 hours drove me mad. I was fine til I went onto the main slopes and convinced myself I was going to fall off the side of a mountain and panicked, forgetting everything I learned
No one was dressed like this idiot on the slopes.
The only time I have seen anyone dressed like a cock was because they were a cock or there was a group of boarders in retro gear - but could board (you knew they surfed in summer).
PANTO BOY is just soo thirsty, he doesn’t care what kind of attention he gets (preferably he wants good, but just being talked about is enough).
According to someone who commented on Flappys grid post, sounds like they are in Avoriaz, France. Goggled it and it’s apparently one of the most budget friendly places to ski in Europe
Also Pollys comment
Also Pollys comment
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Posh spiceHe needs the equivalent of bowling bumper lanes
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I love the fact she’s responded to the comment about her being posh spice on skis
All about upping the engagement, on holiday and still can’t leave insta behind
she bleeping wishesActually, Posh spice from wish
Maybe include these in your e-mails guyssss. What 'mental health' ambassador thinks this is ok? Utter hole.Oh my Christ he looks gayer than a gay thing
All the tit he does explains why he has no friends, he literally drains the life out of you, probably why Flaps looks like she does.
He saw no friends when he was on his TFM break, not one, when was the last time he saw anyone from his stag do, which was the shittest stag do I've ever seen.
Manifesting that avalanche
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Nearly new thread time, wonder how many we'll get through while he skiing
Imagine having 2 children.... and instead of taking them to the real lapland at christmas while they are both young enough to really enjoy it, you accept a gifted experience to lap land uk but do duck all else with your children during the most magical time of the year, and when that's over you reward yourself with an adults only ski trip. Honestly they disgust me. My girls childhood and building core memories with them will always come first, the way I see it is there will be time for plenty of adult only trips when they are grown. I really feel for some children when you see that their parents main priority is themselves, it's really not how childhood is meant to look.
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