Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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Wiki Ref: 06/01/24

Highlights from the way he talks to his mother:-

"Also, can you wear socks when you come around my house because your feet are disgusting. They're like claws".

"Good job you've got those airbags".

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I don't really post on here now as I have nothing new to say about the vile cretin. I still have to look at your posts though as they're hilarious. His attempt at singing and the pained facial expressions actually make me feel sick. Also is his mum ill she looks very yellow
 
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There’s a reason he only got the MS at Butlins and not the TV show or proper arena tour. His voice is not good enough. For somebody who only yesterday was bleating on about no confidence, I’m glad he’s got over it so quickly. How many ‘singing’ posts is that now He’s either hoping for some sort of musical or he’s heard about an upcoming TV show that requires singing. He’s definitely up to something.
 
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Hey Guyyyyyyyssss

I received a reply from Hobbycraft, they said they were sorry I felt this way about Cunty, and would pass it on to management.
The fact it came back 15 mins after I sent it would mean to me, at least, they've had a fair few similar messages.....
 
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Zeldas still yellow at fakes house so can't blame the lighting!

Honestly think at this point with all the so called singing this week.his either trolling us or its distraction from something or does he.want.people to guess him on the masked singer?

Also seen butlins advertising on TV using the masked singer, no sign of baby Dino
 
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No six pack on telly tubby.Cut his head off as he just gives me the ickLike Jeanie said how many stupid shit posts with his pathetic guitarButlins outed you so not going back there and Scunthorpe didn’t want you either Maybe the gym rang him to come backI remember there was only about six people in the room that day
 
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They obviously use him for a cash cow , no respect there from either of them towards him.
I'd laugh & laugh if he's having an affair & dumps the old Broad, divorce etc lols
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State of this face. Bunch of weirdos.
Looks like the bloody Scotch VHS Skeleton




 
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Argggghhhhhh pleassssee make it stoooooooopno more singing you cunt
Filter is stroooong on this one jeeez.

Im convinced he's looking for a job after TFM ends, he's got nothing lined up, or we'd know about it, his ego wouldnt be able to keep it in
 
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He definitely did this last time MS was being shown on TV. I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. He wants his name out there as possibly being on the show, hoping it puts him back out there. Yep good luck with that Fakey
 
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God where is an Uzi 9mm and a deranged yank , when you need one
 
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You’re being far too nice calling that ‘singing’ don’t be surprised if he starts performing on the slopes though
He can't sing
He can't act
He has no talent


He can beg, though.
He has a right old disagreeable boat-race.




Mind you - so does his muvver

 
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Wonder if this shit gets back to Simon cowell who is feeling relieved never having to work with fakey and knows he’s a shit singer. Dodged a bullet.
 
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