Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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Oooo, I hope its a Boeing MAX that they are flying on LOLS




 
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He’s posted this on Tiktok. Just waiting for the insta bio to be updated to include ‘singer’ now. Well why not, everything else on there, barring his name, is exaggerated bullshit
He’s just not that good. Let’s face it, if he didn’t make it x amount of years ago - he’s got more chance of getting shite out of a rocking horses arse than making it as a singer.

PANTO BOY isn’t any good. He doesn’t write or compose his own material. He lacks personality because he requires ALL the oxygen. I can’t listen or watch him sing though, it makes me uncomfortable.

Its just pathetic tha a man is trying to recreate other no marks higher on the influencer tier social media posts & reels.

Everything he does - someone else has done it before & much better.

Hope everyone everyone is good

I am back home after a 3 hour FUCKING WALK (it was meant to be half that, but friend decided to hurdle a log, didn’t hurdle it - because they didn’t know how to hurdle & sprained an ankle - I swear it was like dragging dead wood, literally) now I am sitting on a radiator, watching Gonnies)
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Looks like she's taken the goblin out and he's still fishing for comments.

Sad fuck.

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I can’t with this CUNT, no wonder he looks like a FUCKING RASIN, he’s dehydrated because he’s such a THIRSTY FUCKING CUNT.

**excuse any spelling or grammar errors - lost my glasses (because if my mate today) & coupled with my dyslexia - I can’t necessarily see my mistakes**
 
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"Looks like a fucking raisin, he's dehydrated because he's such a thirsty fucking cunt".

Love it!
 
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Who the hell is going to give that g imp a " lucky break " on TV? He's balding, not attractive , untalented and a scrounging cunt.
 
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Who the hell is going to give that g imp a " lucky break " on TV? He's balding, not attractive , untalented and a scrounging cunt.
Not got anything much going for him really has he?

Syrup-wearing prick!
 
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Flapz and Fakey

" The unloved of zeblebrity zhowbiz"



Begging and scrounging pot noodles, a few tomatoes , some lippy & a free pair of matalan slippers lolssssss

" Living the Dream"



Pair of prize cunts their entitlement deserves ripping the piss out of.
 
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Who the hell is going to give that g imp a " lucky break " on TV? He's balding, not attractive , untalented and a scrounging cunt.
The ship passed years ago ….
When you see the likes of Sam (never watched MIC or jungle so I’ve only seen him on limited things, but he’s soo likeable & Labrador like) I understand the appeal - he’s genuine self deprecating, it’s not an act.
PANTO BOY has a huge ego, but not the talent to back it up - his attempts at “make humility” are embarrassing but blatantly obvious that he is not FUCKING HUMBLE.

Admittedly, my mate has completely FUCKED me off today after her antics - apologises if I seem abrupt,
It’s not meant or directed to any of you.
 
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She EVEN BEGGED school shoes for Freddie.

They cannot & will not ( through entitlement and begging scrounging laziness) provide the basics for their children.

Maris won't EVER be assessed by an NHS specialist because they are ALREADY THINKING ITS MORE ENTITLEMENT/ BEGGING/ SCROUNGING/ FREEBIES IF HES DAMAGED.



They really are shit. I despise cunts like them.
 
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More fool these companies for using z list nobodies to promote their brand - that’s enough for me not to bother using them as it shows the company is lazy. His engagement levels are soo bad - he is not marketable or relatable.

(Can you sense my irritation today )
 
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I agree! xx
 
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"And ...... action".

Utterly pathetic.

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imagine how far they are now down the list delaying it
 
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Omg he just actually refered to his mam having airbags. When she finished the press up and was lay flat on the floor he said thank god you have those airbags. Omfg he thinks about his mams tits as airbags, fucking incest that. Dirty horrible vile man and i bet zelda loved him talking about her tits like that. They arent wired up right. How can you talk about your mothers breasts like that. Someone needs to add it to the wiki
 
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Don't worry - all noted. Utterly vile prick.

My sons would never dream of talking to me like that EVER. He needs a fucking good hiding.
 
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I don’t care if he thinks it’s bants you never aim a kick at somebody’s face if I was Matt I’d have grabbed his foot and pulled him over utterly utterly vile piece of shit
 
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Fucking wankers the whole fucking lot of them! Obviously he’s had to show himself of in his spray tan and leopard print knickers once more. As for his singing, it’s utter shite as there’s no powerful projection and therefore He’s all squeaky and nasally. Hope they break they break a leg or two!
 

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She calls him babe, bunch of freaks
 
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