Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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Omg them fucking faces he pulls when he is singing are hilarious. He looks in fucking pain. Showing his diagnol gob off for all to see. What a screechy, girly voice he has. Hr is shite
 
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Big lol at him killing it and not in a good wayHis hair and just himGo tidy your shithole of a house as behind you dick it looks like a bombs gone off.
 
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Is he trying to get his gig back at Butlins for this year cos that’s all he’ll get screeching like that. Fuck me my ears are bleeding. The ‘presenting’ work has dried up so please don’t tell me he’s going to attempt a ‘singing’ career again. So obvious he wants people to message him saying how good he is. Sorry Fakey you were right the first time. You are shit.
 
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Spare every single person Fake, you CANNOT sing, you caterwaul! Your acting is like a wooden spoon and you have the work ethics of council estate junkie!
 

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Jesus Christ that singing is the worst nasally, out of tune, I hate the type of singing he's doing. Pretending he's got no confidence, Billy fucking Liar he just wants the Tena huns messaging him, oooh Fakey you're so amazing, your singing is beautiful wiggy looks a bit flat today, and yeah Zelda's diagonal mouth is passed down to him and little Damien
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The fucking faces he pulls, looks like he's constipated ffs
 
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It’s the strumming away on the guitar that gets me. Maybe he needs to learn to play properly first
 
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Two things - he is NO artist, singers write music and can hold a tune ie. Lewis capaldi he will never ever be a singer nor have a career with music
also I’m manifesting a huge avalanche to take this cunt out once and for all
 
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Not a note in his head, out of tune guitar, diction is so bad I can't make out what he's saying. Can't sing, can't dance, can't act someone call Louis Walsh quick and warn him
 
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Honestly dont think i have laughed so much in a long time. Them fucking faces and that voice ,, its fucking comedy gold and the best part of it is, he actually does think hes good , omg thats gonna be watched a few times today, hilarious and pathetic at the same time
 
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It’s like watching something that you just sit open mouthed at how fucking shit it is.Him singing her sharing more family lifePair of sad freaks who honestly think they are popular and Leo is a geniusShe looks like a man and his wig looks like it stinks.
 
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Cunt looks like he's taking a shit in his pants. He couldn't carry a tune in a fucking bucket.
And flaps ...an extremely bang average idiot married to someone who appeared on a reality show
And she thinks we are all hanging bated breath on her "content".
Grow up, you pair of pointless nonentities..
 
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No confidence been told enough that I can't sing is because I can't. Maybe try taking on board what so many people say not just your mother she will tell I u ate brilliant even if you are shite
 
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Gentle reminder - If everyone could please complete their constructive criticism he is welcoming it this year
STFU Fakey put the guitar back to its closet that doesn't close
 
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Spare every single person Fake, you CANNOT sing, you caterwaul! Your acting is like a wooden spoon and you have the work ethics of council estate junkie!
I don’t know what’s worse. His singing or his wig!
As for Flaps. We know she reads here. If you want to be sad and show us your workout, at least have the camera on yourself and not the rest of the gym-goers. I’d have ‘accidentally’ kicked that phone over had I been in the background. Who does she think she is? On another note I’m so glad to hear she’s going to go to the gym 3 times a week as well as go running. Must be great to have so much time on her hands . Maybe she could get round to potty-training her almost 3 year old too
 
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He’s repulsive with his gym mirror thirst trap selfies. The only women who fancy him are 50+!

Going on about getting a new fight date! Let’s hope he gets one and actually gets battered. The fight against Paul was so unfair.
 
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