Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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Yep this looks ideal for a toddler and a 9 year old to have fun in πŸ™„ Image if you’re a paying guest there and you’ve gone for peace and relaxation and you’ve got to put up with the Clampetts πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
 

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I find it hilarious that Essex z lister Lauren Goodger managed to grift the 'show stopping' penthouse right at the top but these two just end up in a basic room! She's taken all the photos down now that showed her heavily filtered comedy face pouting up there.

Does that aging bleep thinks he sounds cool when he talks to poor Freddie about his clothes. Leave the lad alone, you are a rubbish step father and no amount of saccharine, sentimental shite from your aged followers will convince anyone otherwise.
Every zlister I’ve seen there has been stopping in the penthouse. Jordan Banjo, Aston Merrygold, Kris Boyson, Lydia Bright just to name a few. There’s probably someone from Towie stopping in there at the moment πŸ˜‚
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No words for this freak.How does flaps find him attractive he makes me🀒🀒View attachment 2654236
He’s even doing the toe point that normally only women do 🀒
 
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Jake and his healthy testicles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ those testicles produced a mini gail platt, not very healthy at all. As for the topless pose 🀣🀣🀣 he looks bleeping pathetic. Might aswell have just wrote "please inbox me and tell me how good i look " needy fucker, he needs the validation from strangers or maybe he is hoping that a few young boys dm him, hes the next philip schofield , no doubt about it, he loves the young boys
 
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The parasite is showing that his weight gain is ok but actually he’s not using his filters! Good to see him showing his non existing cock in his knickers.
 

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Welcome back joon lovely to see youπŸ’•
πŸ”Thank you darling x recovering but stir crazy so just had afternoon tea scones clotted cream lol in the old County Hotel Canterbury. delicious xxxx
 
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The syrup is looking particularly bad at the moment. Anyone who lives & breathes the entertainment business must all know he is wearing a hair system, a particularly bad one at that. The hairline alone is a dead give away, looks so unnatural & the top part doesn't blend into his natural hair.

It speaks volumes of Chris Hughes, who has to put up with Fakey's endless piss takes, that he doesn't some back with a sharp retort about the Axminster carpet spinning on his bonce.

It reminds me of Micky Flanagan's skit about a man wearing a wig is a provocative thing - he's saying I've lost me hair but I'm not 'aving it.
 
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Now we have photos of food, stupid poses in a lift and a syrup that looks like a bleeping hoverboat!

What an absolute bleep! βœŠπŸ’¦

Bit telling eh? No photos of food over Christmas and now we have because it's free. I bet they do nothing with those kids.

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What he lacks in personality, he makes up for in the amount of pictures he takes of food that he’s grifted πŸ˜‚ stupid sad duck.
 
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Toast and testicles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

them all quiet proves they are doing duck all with the kids
 
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