Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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CrazyBaldhead

Wiki Ref: 31/12/23

The saddest video ever filmed on New Year's Eve. It's even edited with music.

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PrincessJeanie

Oh dear oh dear. New Year hasn’t started well on insta for Fakey
Get ready for the anxiety/mental health narrative or if that fails, maybe they’ll actually get Leo a proper haircut
 

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cazellie

PrincessJeanie said:
Oh dear oh dear. New Year hasn’t started well on insta for Fakey
Get ready for the anxiety/mental health narrative or if that fails, maybe they’ll actually get Leo a proper haircut
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Oh dear he’s losing a lot! Let’s hope Instagram is finally having a clear out of bots
 
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Barbie2020

a very close family member of mine died from a stroke at the beginning of December. Zelda is an awful person and should be cancelled (not that she’s anybody but you know what I mean). The fact she couldn’t even say sorry to the woman who messaged her shows what a knob she is!

His begging 1 day into the New Year is utterly embarrassing. He’s got about 3 months left of his tour then what? No TV appearances for ages and he’s literally done one bit of work, that YouTube short. Lol. At this point I hope they have booked a break away cos at least it will give us something to talk about. As for Leo being a genius? Lol.

And for flaps, you now have to declare what you’re earning on Vinted when you are giving your gifted freebies away. I wonder if she has been declaring her tax on Bambi and Bear, although she doesn’t probably earn enough.
 
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mollyann

He’s started following on the beach so probably begging as we speak.Shes going to America in February and it must be nice to afford holidays when all you do is beg for a living.Dancing on ice soon so we can all expect his mirror articles with the same boring shit.
 
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Joon

So pissy pants has used the potty, so no nappy in the day, yeah pull the other one, he can't speak properly so I doubt if he will say "wee mummy"..lol .....
 
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PrincessJeanie

Maybe he’s hoping for a brand deal with them. Their ambassadors at the moment are James and Ola Jordan so obviously they like using the real dregs to advertise their company Cant stand James Jordan, he’s another one that thinks he’s more famous than he is and no I’m not bitter cos he blocked me on Twitter As for DOI. Yep will do his normal like he does every year and with every reality show he’s done. Dine out on it as much as possible. Still keeping my fingers crossed he gets the OK lives again though. What fun that was last year
 
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Intothedark

Are they dumping Gail at the crèche? Why? They’re both non working parents. Surely if one wants to go to the gym, the other can watch Gail.
 
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Robin71

Another quiet morning guarantee he makes her get up and go out with Gail so he can have a nice quiet lie in useless prick
 
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ShowMeThe Money

Look at the likes Sam Thompson gets & that's just with his nephew, nearly 93k. Fakey can only dream of such engagement for him & Flaps.
 
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mollyann

https://giphy.com/ummeQH0c3jdm2o3Olp So predictable and the fact we knew before they announce it a kids free ski trip coming up.God she’s so fucking annoying and he seems pissed she’s said they have more free trips coming upPair of them just piss me off and his cocky arse behind her interrupting her constantly Why can the daft cow not speak properly
 
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cazellie

And he has picked up on high pitched tone at the end of her sentences. Clearly read here.
 
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JazzFan

Grifting bastards!! Wonder who won the Maris babysitting poor soda

Why IF and I mean a big IF did they start to potty train if they are fucking off at the weekend?

Thanks for letting the burglars know the home will be empty
 
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VC10

Joon said:
So pissy pants has used the potty, so no nappy in the day, yeah pull the other one, he can't speak properly so I doubt if he will say "wee mummy"..lol .....
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Yeah- it needs to be consistent, every day - not a ' lucky' 1-off ......

I'm afraid Maris won't become clean any time soon - if ever.....
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cazellie said:
And he has picked up on high pitched tone at the end of her sentences. Clearly read here.
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He thinks he's Australian now
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JazzFan said:
Grifting bastards!! Wonder who won the Maris babysitting poor soda

Why IF and I mean a big IF did they start to potty train if they are fucking off at the weekend?

Thanks for letting the burglars know the home will be empty
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There's fuck-all in there, a naff 8 year old 27" tele & a gold-painted dress watch , a kettle and 2 knock-off handbags........
 
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Barbie2020

Pair of begging twats. It doesn’t make sense that he’s going skiing without the kids, I thought he wanted to spend a full 5 weeks with them? imagine the cringe set up pictures they are going to put up on the slopes. Embarrassing.
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And stop dressing like a teenager you prick. Thank god dippy Sophie is coming on her stories more to talk to us. Urgh I can’t stand them at all.
 
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