Jake Quickenden #91 Presenter, singer, artist, minger!

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Jessica_Rabbit

Barbie2020 said:
i bet Zelda has had to buy all the Christmas food. They won’t have bought kids anything, just be expecting family to buy everything.

let’s hope next year really is their complete downfall.
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Yep Zelda will be cooking the dinner ….She wouldn’t be afraid to tell Flapz she wasn’t eating her burnt dried out Turkey or her veggie or vegan nut roast! (or whatever she claims to be) Prick will be pissed before 9am again and as Zelda is in charge im betting Flapz will be on the drink early aswell!
 
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something less identifiab

What!!! I missed this absoulute genius move. As I'm one of the blocked where can I find the details of this please?
 
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ShowMeThe Money

Oh god the insufferable way he has to pat & primp his syrup while filming himself & insulting Flaps. Notice how she spots him filming & puts on her 'insta smile' briefly before rushing to the lift.
 
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Nixxs

Barbie2020 said:
i bet Zelda has had to buy all the Christmas food. They won’t have bought kids anything, just be expecting family to buy everything.

let’s hope next year really is their complete downfall.
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Gifted presents like last yr
 
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CrazyBaldhead

I know right!!!!! I haven't stopped since I woke up this morning! I only get on Tattle when I have a sit down! Zelda must be bringing all the food. I can't believe he called her a plonker. Who goes to the cinema on Christmas Eve when you have kids??
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something less identifiab said:
What!!! I missed this absoulute genius move. As I'm one of the blocked where can I find the details of this please?
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It's in the Wiki!
 
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Jane_Mcdonald

Yeah I'm the same, up to my eyes in mince pies and sausage rolls, cooking a ham aswell. Wrapping last minute presents, I'm coming on here while I stuff a sarnie down
They are obviously doing fuck all, can't wait to see what they bought those poor kids, fuck all that's not gifted I bet, tighter than a ducks arse them two, unless it's buying for themselves lazy grifting cunts
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Zelda's Christmas Message sitting in the car. Thought she'd be there by now. If she's waiting for Gail's face to light up, she'll be waiting a bloody long time!

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mollyann

CrazyBaldhead said:
Zelda's Christmas Message sitting in the car. Thought she'd be there by now. If she's waiting for Gail's face to light up, she'll be waiting a bloody long time!

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God her face matches her jumperHer make up is just so over the topLetting everyone know her house is empty.What about your other grandchildren witchAll about Leo and her arsehole of a son
 
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Katewinsletsknee

Merry Christmas to you all
Hope Santa empties his fat sack all over your living room.

I’m not feeling festive at all, but hey ho.
Much love to you all
 
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Barbie2020

What other Dad of the year spends his time in the gym on Christmas Eve afternoon?

His mum is a fucking witch as well, excited to see the boys. Is she not seeing the other grandkids? Bet her other daughter in law can’t stand her and does everything to get away from the Quickendens.
 
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Turmeric123

I loved the Maldives trip that's my no 1 highlight along with when he was videoing the physio who called out his fake injury

Another syrup malfunction


And a warrant issued by the fashion police for his new wardrobe
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And last but not least claiming to be a presenter after being on Lorraine for 3 mins in total over the hour long show

They really are the gift that keeps giving

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VC10

He looks like a naff cross between Jeff goldblum and that singer from U2. Not attractive at all. Won't ever " get there".....
 
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Jane_Mcdonald

Turtledove58 said:
Whatever! Have a great Christmas all! It’s been an utter blast on here
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Selfish prick is selfish he's spent hardly any time with his family this past two weeks. Zelda looking like she's got jaundice, driving to Fakey's, hope she gets stuck in a massive jam on the way bet her other son can't stand her, or Fakey, pair of cunts. She does know she's got other grandkids doesn't she
The name Gail for Leo absolutely kills me he's so not there it's unbelievable. This was the post prickface put up after parents evening at nursery.

Highlights for me this year, got to be the infamous tattlemoon mosquito man and his amazing TV presenting
 

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Jessica_Rabbit

CrazyBaldhead said:
Zelda's Christmas Message sitting in the car. Thought she'd be there by now. If she's waiting for Gail's face to light up, she'll be waiting a bloody long time!

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Nothing better to see a childs face light up when their grandmother wishes them a happy birthday and gives them a birthday present!! We remember you went off line and didn’t wish youre own grandson Happy Birthday while you do cringe birthday shoutouts to complete strangers! You Cunt! Check out the red lipstick OMG she’s like her prick of a son and thinks she’s gods gift The state of her
 
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