Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Why are off limits all over this ? Quite confused as to why they are making out it’s a big deal. Do they think he’s gonna become the next big YouTube star?
 
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I’ll just leave this here He mentioned this in the interview he did about the jungle on metro online. How fucking sad he’s pissed off and left his family again for this
 

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So that’s what his work is then over the next 5 weeks. Doing a new hobby every week with YouTube. No offence to her but the art woman doesn’t even have 2000 followers, it’s hardly big name stuff.

How fucking embarrassing.
 
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Why are off limits all over this ? Quite confused as to why they are making out it’s a big deal. Do they think he’s gonna become the next big YouTube star?
It’s called putting him in the shop window cos they’re desperately trying to find him ‘work’ Wonder if this is what he manifested the other day Fakey - how is the ‘presenting’ and ‘acting’ working out for you
 
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Yet another day left his family to do what …. Some shite that probably paid him £50

So glad I have a life
 
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OMFG pet portrait workshop, yeah such a cool job bro
Thanks for the laugh Jake, I needed it today
 
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Vincent van Gogh...I nearly wet myself ..Showing off his arms, in that tight top..ohhh young man.. All that secrecy for that .
 
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https://giphy.com/lmUCSWmFkThuCP3PTo As Nan would say - what a load of old shit. Manifest, that's what cunt face said, manifest. And look at where he is, in his stained tan trousers flapping at half mast. The easels are too low and he looks like the hunch back crouching over them.

Poor Purdey I say, is the poor kitty going to have Thick Arse drawing him with Crayolas clutched in his fist. "Paint me like one of your French girls" will not be meowed from his irritated whiskers. I guess this poor man's doylie, where he splodges paint in a haphazard circle was his tantalising hint of art to come
 
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Jake Quick Quickenden #91
Presenter, singer, artist, minger
 
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Eh when did he do the puppy therapy!? Don’t think this was even work, he needed the therapy to help him deal with how much work Sam Thompson is gonna get.
 
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