Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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mollyann said:
The little dig at flaps.If my husband looked and spoke the way he does his suitcase would be packed.He looks like fucking Forrest Gump in that ridiculous scruffy outfit.And flaps get in the bin with your shitty giveaway.View attachment 2625313
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Only because they are terrified of him …. Let’s not forget the abuse we seen from Jake !!
 
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Philimena cunk

I can't believe he's gone out in daylight dressed like that
Who's his stylist, Stevie wonder????
 
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Norfolking Good

I guess Polly is on about 10% of Jake’s earnings so she did alright out of fight night, maybe got some lemonade money for his blink and you miss it on This Morning or Lorraine or whatever tat he appears on. Not a bad gig plus regular sex with your client
 
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PrincessJeanie

The fact it doesn’t look like Polly is with him, I’d be surprised if it’s anything to do with ITV. His manager is off playing golf with Chris Hughes in Barbados, so however ‘cool’ he thinks it is, it is probably something very minor as well. Let’s be honest what he calls cool and what normal people call cool are two very different things. You only need to look at what he wears to know he’s got no concept of ‘cool’
 
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mollyann

Zelda seriously needs a talking to.Reading her notes and getting annoyed at characters on a soapTaking food to pricks house as they are so skint can’t put a Christmas spread together I find her a rather sad individual who has way to much free time.
 
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PrincessJeanie

So she’s taking food for Christmas cos it’s not fair to expect F&F to provide it all? What a crock of shit. Her & Matt are their guests. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t take anything whenever he stops at hers, barring the occasional £5 bunch of garage flowers. I bet he’s given her a list on what to bring as well. Embarrassing
 
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Jane_Mcdonald

Zelda taking food to Fakey and Flaps for Christmas skint bastards
Christmas at theirs is gonna be a shit show, as it's fairly obvious that Flaps and Zelda don't like each other. God I'd love to be a fly on the wall
 
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OnlyJustSaying

The thing is he doesn’t have a genuine sense of style. It’s obvious he looks around to see what the stylish Influencers are wearing and takes bits from everyone. It therefore doesn’t work. He looks haggard and a right plonker!
 
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Katewinsletsknee

Why is the CUNT dressed as Matt Bianca from 1988.
He looks a PRICK ! Yo PANTO BOY you manage to ruin an outfit so easily.

So let me get this straight ? He posted a chip butty ?
a CHIP FUCKING BUTTY ? That right.

Correction : a stock picture of a chip butty ?
How old is this FUCK ?

You know he’s married with a kids & he has the mental & emotional maturity of a 12 year old. He seriously is a dim FUCK who lacks an understanding of the world & what’s happening in the real world. He’s truly that FUCKING DIM.

Hope everyone is good
 
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