Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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His latest story of him ‘dancing’ got to be honest I’m amazed he didn’t tag the Strictly account in probably waiting for all his Tena huns to message saying he should be on there. He’ll then share them and that’s when he’ll tag SCD in
 
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One day, and I can't wait to see it, he will be caught by somebody else filming it, having his phone knocked out of his hand. Seriously I get twitchy when I'm sitting in public, say in a restaurant, and somebody is panning their camera round excitedly. I get told to chill by the other half but no, it makes me mad cos I wouldn't do it to anybody else. If I took a photo and wanted to post it online and somebody was caught in the background, I would crop/cut them out or better still not post it!



I wish somebody would punch him one and tell him to STFU.

"Look at that ceiling man". "The cha cha". Ignorant, chavvy cunt.

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OMG I'm calling bingo on that one! Also he either picks up a dance routine quickly or secretly practises as he knows exactly what he's doing!
 
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Really surprised he didn't tag in SCD.

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I wonder if Flapz's lips have finally blown up as she hasn't shown her face for days!

 
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In his dreams hahaha he can not compare at all to sam
 
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It’s just school playground bullying he’s a nasty prick his ten huns are going off him he struggles to get any attention anymore !!
 
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It’s just school playground bullying he’s a nasty prick his ten huns are going off him he struggles to get any attention anymore !!
As someone said earlier... He is a bitchy queen
 
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We all know once Sam is out the jungle he will be doing all the TV slots. I can’t wait for Jaknob to be pushed further down the pecking order. No wonder he tries to slag Sam off whenever he gets the chance. Sam is effortlessly being himself unlike Jaknob who steals personas from anyone he believes is flavour of the month! Be yourself bellend!
 
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PANTO BOY with all his friend … the hair & costume departure feeling sorry for him & most likely know the cast think he’s an utter COCK who is exhausting to be around.

(Ratboy I love a thread crossover reference)
 
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Listen to the dragon and she thought of a present for tit and twat.I think it’s a hotel and those two are going to act like they need a adult only breakHer other son does not get a mention ever and for someone who’s grief supposedly ruins her ChristmasBe fucking grateful for what you have as lots of us miss our loved ones.I bet she’s a right bitch when you don’t jump to her demands.Look at poor Matt he’s lost loads of weight.
 
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Just quickly flicked through her stories. How the fuck has she got the cheek to call anyone a misogynist with a son like hers? The way she thinks she’s got the right to publicly criticise people in the public eye Imagine if somebody publicly criticised her precious Jacob. Honestly all his self entitled, nasty traits come from her.
 
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She's hard work , you can tell just by simply looking at her. The sort of person I would keep at arms length......
 
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Her sister must be a saint to go shopping with her every week.Shes a racist bitch with a horrid spiteful personality like her freak of a son.Her make up is ridiculous and at 62 that black eyeliner is shocking.
 
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Fakey, Flaps and Zelda all need chucking on a big fucking bonfire cunts the lot of them
What's happened to Flaps, not seen her face since she was bragging about her lips, have they exploded
Fakey's wiggy wig is giving me the rage this week ,wtf is going on with it ffs
Waits for Fakey to get a 'fresh trim'
 
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I'd love to sit there and watch the dancing. Has anybody been? I need to put Blackpool on my list of places to visit as the ballroom looks beautiful. I love history and architecture and the sound of that old organ is beautiful.
Me and my family love Blackpool, I loved it as a kid and have been on a few hen weekends there (not a Sophie Church style hen,a proper one dressed as schoolgirls, inflatable willys, cabaret at Funny Girls, too much alcohol, next day at the pleasure beach, arcades and hungover back to London on the train ) and I've brought my kids a few times, i just love the traditional British seaside, one of my favourite things to do and now so do my kids.We were lucky enough to go to the Tower ballroom last year and honestly I found it so emotional, it is breathtaking architectureally, it almost feels like you are stepping back in time especially when they play the Wurlitzer, and couples are dancing its magical.
So to see this absolute tool taking the piss and being so fucking disrespectful makes me so angry
 
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