Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Here JessicaIt wasn’t me and I may go to hell for this picture but fuck it
 
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Nah, we won't wake you up Flapz. Get back in your coffin and shut the lid. That photograph yesterday of her in that puffer jacket was bad enough but she's wearing another colour today.

A 30yr old blokebird dressing up in that!!! Even Kevin and Perry wouldn't wear it! She looks fucking ridiculous.


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Oh look he's in the ballroom. It's called a tea dance RatBoy. I bet those people around them are fed up of the racket they're making.

PS: You'll never be on Strictly.

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Fucking asshole, why can’t he just show some respect for his elders! Showing up at a tea dance in a jacket with nowt underneath, taking the piss out of the folk who are there - absolute asshole, and the girls are just as bad for laughing and encouraging him!
 
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Just came here to say that he has no respect for anybody and neither do the girls he’s with. Imagine having a little dance and these idiots turn up talking and laughing. They’re a disgrace. It would be a different reaction if he ever got into Strictly but he has no chance of that!
 
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Utter fucking arsehole. He has no class or social awareness whatsoever. WTF is he wearing and WTF is he doing?

That woman in the background right is NOT impressed with the freak.

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He has no appreciation for architecture or culture or anything sophisticated really! He begs for SCD and says and acts like this and doesn’t appreciate how beautiful it is to just listen to and watch… and the ignorance of his girl gang chatting loudly and no interest whatsoever! Add this to the long list of reasons he should never get on SCD!

oh look he’s showing us he still has the shit cringe tattoo!
 
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He’s going to be manifesting being on the dance floor at Blackpool for SCD next and yet again he’s wearing a jacket with nothing underneath it the lack of class and need for attention is sickening
 
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I'd love to sit there and watch the dancing. Has anybody been? I need to put Blackpool on my list of places to visit as the ballroom looks beautiful. I love history and architecture and the sound of that old organ is beautiful.
 
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How totally out of order is that low life.People enjoying a dance and out with family and he’s filming them.God I hate this prick he’s level of ignorance is disgusting.
 
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How totally out of order is that low life.People enjoying a dance and out with family and he’s filming them.God I hate this prick he’s level of ignorance is disgusting.
Nearest he'll get to the strictly Blackpool show .. fucking ignorant cunt
 
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What a fucking pair of cunts these two are

If they aren't scrounging and begging and refusing to get a job, they are ignoring Maris's health issues


His Muvvers a fucking fright, as well - eyebrows by Crayola , gnashers on the go 24/7 - I bet if she popped them into a glass of Steradent at night, you'd still see them going 10 to the dozen
 
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Beginning of this clip even Gail asking why he's being recorded.
Put the phone away Jake and spend the quality time with your son instead of watching him through a phone screen.
Apologies if this has already been posted (I'm still catching up) but why can't he give Spud a normal gentle kiss on the cheek? He always goes in really aggressively
 
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I’d be absolutely furious if someone posted online a video of me dancing to 193 1 million followers without my permission.
 
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I wish somebody would punch him one and tell him to STFU.

"Look at that ceiling man". "The cha cha". Ignorant, chavvy cunt.

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Fucking asshole, why can’t he just show some respect for his elders!
Going by how much he respects his dead dad I don’t hold much hope for living elders
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FFS .

Its beyond inane.
Not normal behaviour. He's been dead for 2 Decades? There's something wrong with him....
He really acts like he’s the only person to lose someone EVER I wonder if Zelda thinks this is what he’s gonna do when I’m dead
 
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