Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Barbie2020

Polly posted a few hours ago that she’s off to London so he’s deffo on Lorraine again. Sad fuck. Flaps obviously pissed off with him. The wholesome videos of baking with the potato are nauseating. Couple of hours with spud, all on insta then off to London tonight for 5 mins “presenting”. He really is a fucking sad sack.
 
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JazzFan

He hates every god damn minute he’s at home unless he gets some good insta content and even then he hates it
 
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mollyann

Funny how he never mentions I’m a celebrity until he gets his ugly mug on tv.His oversharing today was totally embarrassing.That poor child is been taken the piss out of by his own dad.
 
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PrincessJeanie

So obvious by the way he was acting today. Pissing off again tonight and leaving the family all to get his ugly mug on TV for 2 mins. I still cannot understand why he needs a publicist to hold his hand when he goes on morning TV? She obviously goes to try and get him more work and so she can film him and put it on social media but the whole setup with them two is plain weird.
 
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VC10

Dysfunctional , from two damaged individuals
 
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Redtea2

He knocks me sick comes home for half a day and doesn’t nothing but film the poor kid !!!
ffs spend time with him without a phone in his face

he’s a shit dad and a shit husband ….. another twenty second slot and he’s over excited sad cunt nobody watched the shit show he goes on
 
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Joon

Maby the little shop to Tesco's arse hole area , was a prezzie for Polly .
 
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JazzFan

Have a drink every time Jake tells us how much driving he does this week for work
 
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Justdee

PrincessJeanie said:
Thank you It’s not from the garden centre but from the ‘influencer specialist’ just waiting to see if he shares it as well the fact he’s named on it.
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Thanks I'll get on that x
Also just noticed she's linked her gifted tree so will she % ..... scrounging on another level
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I dont think he was home alone with spud,we said he never looks after him by self so he pretends. Flapz ordered to sty out of shot...Prove me wrong fakey... who took this picture

Also did he get Fred the man u fan a jumper ?

And lastly just because I hate him I've emailed sarcoma asking why they posted a £10 donation in his name that he didn't make but they haven't thanked him for his donation from the fight that he said he was making an Sunday brunch
Bet they don't answer
 

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Meee089

Beginning of this clip even Gail asking why he's being recorded.
Put the phone away Jake and spend the quality time with your son instead of watching him through a phone screen.
 

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Xxcxcc

I think what Leo meant to say is daddy don't be sad because I am a cross between Gail platt and Warwick Davis, dont be sad because you wear a wig. You get that hairline from your dad, yano the one you mention when ou need insta likes or cash, the one that's had multiple careers, all to suit your narrative. Don't be sad that mammy's got a crater face, she loves going to the clinic weekly and getting her face set alight, she also loves grifting multiple face creams, all to add to the burns. Be happy daddy, you get two mins on Lorraine a week when I'm a celeb is on tele, your an extra in a shit play and you beat an unfit 42 year old comedian in a fixed fight........ I doubt little Gail would get past don't be sad but YANO he is a genius cos he held a pen the right way once
 
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OnlyJustSaying

At least IAC ends next Sunday so he will get no more ITV bookings for the rest of the year. Unless he is asked to stand in for one of those shitty Comps if someone else pulls out. I can’t wait to see if he ‘presents’ the whole segment himself for a change.
 
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