His son is literally Benjamin Button.
Multi talented? Hilarious!! Multi talentless!! Just a chancer, a "will do anything" type of guy! tit at acting, Hollyoaks gave him a chance, he was tit so it went nowhere and all the other jobs basically anyone could do. He's a nobody who thinks he's a somebody. Deluded over bearing immature fool.I have insomnia and have been up for a few hours. I ended up browsing online and came across this: https://www.kimgloverentertainment.com/jake-quickenden/
It’s the bio from his old (recent) agent. It’s so badly written! I am convinced Jake has written a lot of it himself.
Wow, couldn't be arsed reading all that but what I skim read was ridiculous and very poorly written as you say. It needs to be revised to very short bullet points but his out of control ego won't allow that.I have insomnia and have been up for a few hours. I ended up browsing online and came across this: https://www.kimgloverentertainment.com/jake-quickenden/
It’s the bio from his old (recent) agent. It’s so badly written! I am convinced Jake has written a lot of it himself.
I could sum it up like this:A bio is supposed to be about three paragraphs long.. that was almost as long as War and Peace
I noticed that too that he only seems to comment on and like her ad posts. He’s obviously trying to get her engagement rate up on ads so she gets more work He still only signs in on baby, bambi, home, podcast to comment on his own posts though. Maybe she’s told him not to do it on hers as she knows how sad and pathetic it looks.If you look on Sophie's page, Jake likes nearly all of her AD grid posts. Almost all of them. But he doesn't like any of her personal ones. Funny that.
bleeping hell, all its short if is putting every tit he's ever had in. Dipstick wrote that himself, no decent agent would do it, your CV needs to be sharp and to the point....Wow, couldn't be arsed reading all that but what I skim read was ridiculous and very poorly written as you say. It needs to be revised to very short bullet points but his out of control ego won't allow that.
He's just so unlikeable. I'm convinced that Sophie has finally launched Bambi and Bear because she's got a fairly decent following now and is readying herself to bin him off and go it alone.
I read ALL of that awful, awful bio. WTF was I reading!! Basically he’s had jobs doing acting, presenting etc and I didn’t even know he didn’t make it through to the live shows on X factor. He needs to give up what he’s attempting (very loosely) to do and just get a job in AsdaWow, couldn't be arsed reading all that but what I skim read was ridiculous and very poorly written as you say. It needs to be revised to very short bullet points but his out of control ego won't allow that.
He's just so unlikeable. I'm convinced that Sophie has finally launched Bambi and Bear because she's got a fairly decent following now and is readying herself to bin him off and go it alone.
At least we now know that if he ever writes a book, we don't need to read it as he's written his full life story thereI read ALL of that awful, awful bio. WTF was I reading!! Basically he’s had jobs doing acting, presenting etc and I didn’t even know he didn’t make it through to the live shows on X factor. He needs to give up what he’s attempting (very loosely) to do and just get a job in Asda
Funny thing is his new agents done a merry Xmas post and included all their clients but one and guess who they missed out sad prick actually commented asking where he was and then when a couple of his minions commented the same thing, he actually liked their comments Off limits entertainment is hardly an esteemed agency. Christ it’s run by little Chris from towie fameWhat’s with all the weird gym session videos, then following it up today to say ‘only do it if you feel ok, everything in moderation‘ etc?
could it be:
a) he wants to work with a magazine or website for a fitness feature
b) his next ‘Jack of all trades’ move is a fitness platform such as his own YouTube channel for fitness
c) he is Pitching himself to TV shows that need some level of Fitness (eg strictly)
d) any of the above - he is desperate!
He has also blatantly changed agents to the one other influencers are linked to, so he pick up some of their followers.
Maybe they forgot to tell him he has been dropped hahaFunny thing is his new agents done a merry Xmas post and included all their clients but one and guess who they missed out sad prick actually commented asking where he was and then when a couple of his minions commented the same thing, he actually liked their comments Off limits entertainment is hardly an esteemed agency. Christ it’s run by little Chris from towie fame
That's too funnyMaybe they forgot to tell him he has been dropped haha
He's trying to copy Mark Wright, hasn't he got a health and diet thing coming out soon. bleeping donkey teeth hadn't had an original idea since he stopped pissing in his nappy..Funny thing is his new agents done a merry Xmas post and included all their clients but one and guess who they missed out sad prick actually commented asking where he was and then when a couple of his minions commented the same thing, he actually liked their comments Off limits entertainment is hardly an esteemed agency. Christ it’s run by little Chris from towie fame