It's fake. It's from a FB group where a guy writes his own stories.Tell me this ain’t true
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So I just looked and yes he is back in holyoaks times must be really hard
He's also done a Bad Girls remake starring Celine Dion
Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!
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He's also done a Bad Girls remake starring Celine Dion
Kate Lawler has well and truly pushed Fakey out of This Morning
He's been relegated to Lorraine while she gets all the ads and competitions or "presenting" slots as he calls them.
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Surely not, he'd be ramming down our throats wouldn't he?Tell me this ain’t true
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So I just looked and yes he is back in holyoaks times must be really hard
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He can't even spell the poor kid's name, he once put "Freddy" which is unforgivable when you think how long he's been in Freddie's life.
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I can’t believe there are such sad people about that they’re asking her on her latest reel where she got her kettle, plant, Leo’s bed and hoover from? Have they not heard of Google 
oh well will give Flappy the excuse to share her hoover ad again and do aff links for the others
oh well will give Flappy the excuse to share her hoover ad again and do aff links for the others 
Good. Maybe the prick can take 'ITV comps and features' off his IG bio.
Kate Lawler has well and truly pushed Fakey out of This Morning
He's been relegated to Lorraine while she gets all the ads and competitions or "presenting" slots as he calls them.
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Surely not, he'd be ramming down our throats wouldn't he?
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He can't even spell the poor kid's name, he once put "Freddy" which is unforgivable when you think how long he's been in Freddie's life.
and he doesn’t even make it on Lorraine’s grid either, like a certain another person did when he was on there talking about the jungle last week
Kate Lawler has well and truly pushed Fakey out of This Morning
He's been relegated to Lorraine while she gets all the ads and competitions or "presenting" slots as he calls them.
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Surely not, he'd be ramming down our throats wouldn't he?
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He can't even spell the poor kid's name, he once put "Freddy" which is unforgivable when you think how long he's been in Freddie's life.
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What a disgusting witch.
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Now tagging in Colin the Caterpillar and M&S. Just duck off.
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That snowman's got a bigger carrot than him 
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Obvious Polly begs for the lorrain slots . They never re post him and loose women won’t entertain him anymore
I just had a look on her Instagram highlight reel ‘werk 23’ as she calls itI wonder how parrot makes a living.She can’t get much for the two minute rat boy and with hotel and petrol must get enough for a costa coffeeAnd then the masked singer as being a Butlins dino makes him a expert on that to
and the fact she goes to and films any TV appearance he does, it actually proves the lack of ‘work’ he has had this year. Adding them all up ie Lorraine, LW, TM, Sunday Brunch, Stephs PL & BBC Breakfast doesn’t even add up to 15 appearances this year and 3 of them were in 1 week (LW) She’s definitely not making her money from the person she calls the ‘most hardworking man in showbiz’ Aches and pains incoming!
Here old sicknote goes again
Yet another topless selfie from the person who says he no longer does them 
He wants to go and sit by the phone at home, so he's "available".....Here old sicknote goes again
And called him Freddie Church not long ago, number 1 stepdad had to be corrected.
Kate Lawler has well and truly pushed Fakey out of This Morning
He's been relegated to Lorraine while she gets all the ads and competitions or "presenting" slots as he calls them.
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Surely not, he'd be ramming down our throats wouldn't he?
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He can't even spell the poor kid's name, he once put "Freddy" which is unforgivable when you think how long he's been in Freddie's life.
Oh dear….. wouldn’t you just hate to be in the gym at the same time as him walking around in his knickers!
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Ugh. Bet he's whiffy too
Look at it on the bike. Filming itself gazing adoringly at his reflection...vain bleep.
Should name him Joey, he's like a bleeping budgie playing with his mirror and bell....
Hahahahaaaaa
He’s so skint he can’t even fake illness this time . he had no work for months before full monty and even then they didn’t want him if you remember they said no but he went back for a second audition and got it they was probably desperate
They are so broke that money from the fight was clearly spent before he got it . Paying back loans !!
in a whole year they have had no holidays that they paid for themselves. Disney land was FREE . Dubai was FREE . Spain was FREE . The weekend retreat was FREE . Her birthday weekend was FREE .
what a sad little life when you can’t afford to spoil your wife and kids such a family man that his weekly wages go on dreadful clothing for himself whilst his toddler is dressed like a homeless druggy
They are so broke that money from the fight was clearly spent before he got it . Paying back loans !!
in a whole year they have had no holidays that they paid for themselves. Disney land was FREE . Dubai was FREE . Spain was FREE . The weekend retreat was FREE . Her birthday weekend was FREE .
what a sad little life when you can’t afford to spoil your wife and kids
such a family man that his weekly wages go on dreadful clothing for himself whilst his toddler is dressed like a homeless druggyStill eyefucking himself on the bike. 
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Imagine having a few days away, waking up, looking out the window to admire the view and you see this scumbag.
No, you "don't care" because you begged for the stay for free. Utter parasite.
Have some respect for PAYING guests.
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Imagine having a few days away, waking up, looking out the window to admire the view and you see this scumbag.
No, you "don't care" because you begged for the stay for free. Utter parasite.
Have some respect for PAYING guests.
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