Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!

[Philimena cunk]

Still not received a phone call from I'm a celeb then????
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Well that didn't pan out well, did it??
At home till the very last minute desperately waiting for a phone call to go and discuss I'm a celeb on telly, that never happened....
Wonder how much he wasted on petrol this week
Knobhead.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Still not received a phone call from I'm a celeb then????
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Well that didn't pan out well, did it??
At home till the very last minute desperately waiting for a phone call to go and discuss I'm a celeb on telly, that never happened....
Wond how much he wasted on petrol this week
Knobhead.

The guest they had on to discuss it on TM yesterday hasn’t even been in the jungle Cardiff from Monday so wouldn’t imagine he’ll be able to appear in the coming week either

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Remember this time last year when he was doing panto and the fake Q&A box, he said he was waiting on an ADHD diagnosis??

Yeah, he fucked up on that one didn't he?

 

[Turtledove58]

A 35 year old man child in a onesie! What a prickenden twit

 

[Robin71]

He has driven home most nights so why is he suddenly announcing it today? Oh yeah desperation for engagement

 

[Joon]

He is walking and he is bored ...Fake teeth they go well with that fake laugh......ugly fucker....

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Haven’t seen the saddo’s 1:16 tattoo this week??? Do we think its Fake like everything else?

 

[cazellie]

Haven’t seen the saddo’s 1:16 tattoo this week??? Do we think its Fake like everything else?

It struck me, at the time, that it maybe a temporary tattoo. Like henna? One photo had smudging close to it I must look back and try and find it

 

[VC10]

It struck me, at the time, that it maybe a temporary tattoo. Like henna? One photo had smudging close to it I must look back and try and find it

He is inane beyond belief.

 

[cazellie]

It struck me, at the time, that it maybe a temporary tattoo. Like henna? One photo had smudging close to it I must look back and try and find it

 

[Bespoke Tea]

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To be honest, I thought he drew it on with a Sharpie for attention, it looks a state, with smudged lines above it!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

The guest they had on to discuss it on TM yesterday hasn’t even been in the jungle Cardiff from Monday so wouldn’t imagine he’ll be able to appear in the coming week either

I won’t put it past him to fly down if he gets the call! Anything to appear on TV for 2mins.

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

To be honest, I thought he drew it on with a Sharpie for attention, it looks a state, with smudged lines above it!

lol yeah it looks like he’s attempted to draw it a few times and has wiped it off and left smudges… there is no redness at all if it was just done??? I think its fake just like everything else with him! What a sad bleep!
I’ll await him to try prove tattle wrong show us youre tit tattoo Fakey, it must be from today

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

His decision to commute this week to Aylesbury and back on the tiny hope he would get TV work has cost him more than it would have done a cheap hotel.

 

[JazzFan]

The fact fakey never ever gives flappy a break from the kids is disgusting, it makes me laugh he's totally incapable of having his son for a day by himself and always leaving her to do it

 

[DeniseRoyle]

I highly doubt people have been asking Flappy for help with hair loss when her skincare advice is less than to be desired.

Fakeys wrist looks like it's had one of those a fake silver bracelets on it that leave a nice green stain behind

 

[Joon]

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Temporary like him...

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Needs to switch her foundation or get her liver checked!

 

[cazellie]

Needs to switch her foundation or get her liver checked!

She looks ill

 

[Joon]

She looks ill

Still no wedding ring ......