Jake Quickenden #85 What's that Spud, John has fallen in the well?!

[CrazyBaldhead]

A huge congratulations to @Bobby Orange for our new thread title put forward by @Livia Fantasy.

We absolutely flew through the last thread and the Fakeys received a Bingo! Yes, he threw a sickie! He miraculously recovered from the 'flu' and a 'chest infection', yeah right Sicknote, and he even went training on Saturday (even though he said he never), but we, as always, have the receipts.

Flapz showed Freddie in a story answering the Fakeys' questions but that still doesn't prove he's living at home, we had a cardboard cut-out tour around York, where he is all week and we had a clip of him writing in his new journal "Diary of a Chicken Nugget Head - Aged 35yrs" and also wearing an oxygen mask.

Flapz is now getting excited about her new kitchen island but we wish they'd both live on a desert island!

Carry on Fakeys!

Old thread:

Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

Perfect new thread title courtesy of @Sarivng2022: Old thread:https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/ Well, what a day it’s been! Jake and Sophie guest went to the Pride of Britain awards and gave the Fakeys an early Christmas present...

tattle.life

 

[Redtea2]

I can assure you soph is no Bond girl

imagine posting that reminding your wife how she didn’t get a glam squad had to do her hair and make up drive hours to the event and run a mile because you couldn’t afford her a taxi . Both sweating and looking a state on the carpet
eeee

 

[Joon]

I keep singing Bjork song "Oh so QUIET".......

 

[Barbie2020]

Well seen as that’s the only picture they actually took of you at POB awards Soph tough look.

Why is he always looking like an absolute creep in the cast pictures? Always looks like he’s just photo bombing at the back

 

[intheindustry]

Going forward the loft will be perfect for Leo given he’s not gonna grow much

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Well seen as that’s the only picture they actually took of you at POB awards Soph tough look.

Why is he always looking like an absolute creep in the cast pictures? Always looks like he’s just photo bombing at the back

The minute I saw it, I thought he’d done her dirty but frankly it’s also a bleeping awful picture of him. He definitely sees something different when he looks at himself to what the rest of us see #notcouplegoals

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I can assure you soph is no Bond girl

imagine posting that reminding your wife how she didn’t get a glam squad had to do her hair and make up drive hours to the event and run a mile because you couldn’t afford her a taxi . Both sweating and looking a state on the carpet
eeee

NikNak is not impressed either!

 

[Robin71]

Forget Leo he needs a bloody assessment! That photo of them is awful yet he had to put something up so he could tell everyone yet again he hasn’t been well the weather has changed everyone I have spoken to has been ill! He is so needy and attention seeking it really isn’t right and of course the huns have indulged him as he knew they would get well soon Jake you two look lovely Jake honestly he needs to talk to someone

 

[JazzFan]

The thread title, someone revive me for I am deceased

 

[Redtea2]

Well seen as that’s the only picture they actually took of you at POB awards Soph tough look.

Why is he always looking like an absolute creep in the cast pictures? Always looks like he’s just photo bombing at the back

Is no nice pictures of you sophie
your skint rough looking and dress cheap
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NikNak is not impressed either!

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Creased

 

[Philimena cunk]

The minute I saw it, I thought he’d done her dirty but frankly it’s also a bleeping awful picture of him. He definitely sees something different when he looks at himself to what the rest of us see #notcouplegoals

The couple who sweat together stick together

 

[Bobby Orange]

A huge congratulations to @Bobby Orange for our new thread title put forward by @Livia Fantasy.

We absolutely flew through the last thread and the Fakeys received a Bingo! Yes, he threw a sickie! He miraculously recovered from the 'flu' and a 'chest infection', yeah right Sicknote, and he even went training on Saturday (even though he said he never), but we, as always, have the receipts.

Flapz showed Freddie in a story answering the Fakeys' questions but that still doesn't prove he's living at home, we had a cardboard cut-out tour around York, where he is all week and we had a clip of him writing in his new journal "Diary of a Chicken Nugget Head - Aged 35yrs" and also wearing an oxygen mask.

Flapz is now getting excited about her new kitchen island but we wish they'd both live on a desert island!


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Carry on Fakeys!

Old thread:

Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

Perfect new thread title courtesy of @Sarivng2022: Old thread:https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/ Well, what a day it’s been! Jake and Sophie guest went to the Pride of Britain awards and gave the Fakeys an early Christmas present...

tattle.life

Thanks guys. Lassie found Freds at his Dad's. Good Boy.

 

[JazzFan]

Thanks guys. Lassie found Freds at his Dad's. Good Boy.

Nooooo

 

[VC10]

A new thread!

 

[Turmeric123]

Another throwback @VC10

 

[VC10]

Another throwback @VC10
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Gawd, what happened

 

[HollyGolightly]

Found this on Facebook, from York...

 

[VC10]

Let us enjoy once more , that time when Eyal pied Sophie........

.... " The more Sophie went on , the less I was attracted to her......."

I pied her out.





Dumped.

 

[cazellie]

Next up is a pumpkin picking freebie

 

[JazzFan]

Next up is a pumpkin picking freebie

There is nothing she won’t grift