You already know it’s going it’s going to look cheap and tacky
Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks
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..His nose is so boney in the pic with him wearing the pink hat, (hiding his wig) whilst holding Maris...
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tbh I haven’t took note of her username. Next time I see her pop up I’ll make a note of it
Stick fakey in the garden he’s half a walking corpse
duck me
can’t she afford a set up like all z listers oh I forgot she’s skint Poundland it is
You would have thought being a ‘celebrity couple’, they’d have got professional decorators in for Halloween like the other z listers do
Trouble is if she had done that, she wouldn’t have been able to do the aff links that are undoubtedly going to follow at some stage 
Didn't beaky moan last year that their door display wasn't as good as Stacey Solomons....
I wouldn’t rule Paul out, Fakey has lost so much weight he looks ill and frail, Paul’s a bulky lad and looks healthier.
There are some stunning websites for Halloween decor - ceramic pumpkins, fabric/knitted pumpkins, Etsy sellers doing classy Halloween bunting, gorgeous glass Halloween pumpkins, she’s gone tacky and cheap with her decor.
I hope we get it wrong and he absolutely knocks him out
being a scouse he might be good with his punch . Jake just jumps around like a fairy
Jake looks like he'd fold like a piece of paper. Paul should flatten him, easy.
He’s lost the plot completely, I’m speechless !!!
The oxygen chamber where the duck does he think he is
where the duck does he think he is 
he is out there on his ownLooking at the state of him, a bleeping stiff breeze would take the bleep out....
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Hyperbaric oxygen therapy is usually for people with MS or Parkinson's. Also for treating the bends ...The oxygen chamber
duck knows what he's doing with it, curing his "sniffing"
Jesus, he is such a prick
oxygen bahahahahahaha give up will you ffs
he is absolutely pathetic isn't he
no wonder he doesn't get asked to do anything of note on TV or elsewhere. Would love him being on celeb BB, can you imagine how many threads we'd get through
oxygen bahahahahahaha give up will you ffs he is absolutely pathetic isn't he no wonder he doesn't get asked to do anything of note on TV or elsewhere. Would love him being on celeb BB, can you imagine how many threads we'd get through
Both walking as if they were gagging for a tit! Absolute bellends.That hairdresser is as bad as Fakey. Bro I'll film you walking in & you then film me walking in & we can eye duck the camera together
Poor man's Halloween for the Quickendales this year
If they had the money, they could take the kids to a pumpkin patch
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