They got up after that photo and started clearing the empties to take to the kitchen!
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HahahahahahaaaaaaThey got up after that photo and started clearing the empties to take to the kitchen!
Wonder if they asked for a box to take the peanuts back with them?????
Jake Quickenden and "guest" 
' and guest' hahahahahaaaaa
well, that's just put the icing on the cake The trotters are trotting. The bunions are breathing.
Walking barefoot in London. Does she realise how many rodents are in London?
bleeping gross!
Walking barefoot in London. Does she realise how many rodents are in London?
bleeping gross!
Was going to post this too
What a show up, and posting it too, more fool her, he is discusting, making her walk there and back, I would have the That's not even a suit. It's those manky trousers again with a slightly different shade black jacket.
Absolute scruffy pair of cunts
Absolute scruffy pair of cunts
Does he have a toupee on?????? Lol
Will be 2 rats less once they've left
Omg that dress is so tacky and slutty looking. She looks like a cheap prostitute. His jacket isn't even the same colour/shade as his trousers.
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The size of them feet bleeping hell. Like canoes.
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So no glam squad. No limo. Got dressed in a carpark. Cheap and tacky dress. Walk a mile to the event. Get seated at the back by the toilets and fire exit. No hotel. Walks barefoot through London, avoiding rats. What a bleeping life. I'd rather be at home in my dressing gown.
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Also, they both look like druggies. He begs on Instagram for tv jobs. She sells clothes on Vinted from a shed. They need to get a bleeping life and look for jobs. They are not celebs. Plenty of jobs on Indeed website. How the hell do they pay their mortgage and bills?
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Are his boots new? Look like Dr Martens and never seen him in them before? So obvious heβs spending his weekly full Monty wage on new clothes for himself.
That Pride of Britain night is the worst thing Iβve seen from them, absolutely tragic. Surely they know they are nobodies now? Should have found some dignity and stayed at home.
That Pride of Britain night is the worst thing Iβve seen from them, absolutely tragic. Surely they know they are nobodies now? Should have found some dignity and stayed at home.
Well for two people that constantly try and fake their βlavishβ lifestyle, they didnβt make a very good job of doing it last night . What an absolute shitshow 
I still think he only got tickets because of doing the instagram live for them in Manchester or otherwise can members of the public pay for them themselves 
No Polly to be seen and Off Limits have put their clients up in a hotel so he wasnβt invited by them. No interviews, no red carpet and only one picture which no doubt will be used for a joint grid post to prove they were actually there. Mortifying, embarrassing, tragic, desperate, too many words could be used to describe it. My favourite would actually be hilarious. Not had a good giggle like that in a while
. What an absolute shitshow I still think he only got tickets because of doing the instagram live for them in Manchester or otherwise can members of the public pay for them themselves No Polly to be seen and Off Limits have put their clients up in a hotel so he wasnβt invited by them. No interviews, no red carpet and only one picture which no doubt will be used for a joint grid post to prove they were actually there. Mortifying, embarrassing, tragic, desperate, too many words could be used to describe it. My favourite would actually be hilarious. Not had a good giggle like that in a while 
Jake Quickenden & guest. Is that what Flaps's life has boiled down to? Is it worth the stress of being married to Fake, bringing up Maris on her own and turning into an unattractive shadow of her former self. Freddie mostly out of her life too now.
You can bet the vicious old queen Fakey had a good laugh on the way home at her guest tag.
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That's not Vic Reeves behind him is it?
You can bet the vicious old queen Fakey had a good laugh on the way home at her guest tag.
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That's not Vic Reeves behind him is it?
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We havenβt been treated to a barrel waffle in a while
Is it the bloke from Corrie street ?
He doesnβt drink alcoholLol, right at the back ; I bet all they've had is the courtesy table water just to drink
Spot on.
Don't get me wrong, I have no sympathy for her. But he is totally abusive. First of all, why wasn't he driving, for once? A man (I use the word loosely in his case) can drive while
Maybe she can't see that, I'm not victim blaming, but I just hope for her own sake and for the sake of her kids that she gets the hell out of that sham of a marriage sooner rather than later. There's no love there, whatsoever. Leave him steeping in the stinking barrel, and go to her family. I have no doubt that they would support her. I would be heartbroken for a family member or friend in that scenario.
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