Jake Quickenden #83 Our Jake, the hardest working man in showbiz! 🤡

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So I live really close to Village Hotel in Chester and I’m a member of the gym😬 If he stays there I’ll take one for the tattle team and see if I can get some photos of him in the wild 🕵️‍♀️
I go past it on my way to work too! 😉
 
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She always turns the likes off if she doesn’t get a 1000 likes. Sad witch.
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Ooh also it’s Sunday styling, another cringe reel about to be uploaded today. Wonder if Freddie will be with them? I think she has him twice a week at most. Disgusting excuse of a mum, it would hurt my heart to not have my kid with me as much as possible. The price you pay for being a zzzzz lister married to an abusive narcissist.
 
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I think while he’s showing off with his facials massages and his hair cut by a 90’s porn star🤣🤣She’s starting to see that life’s tit.Sorry flaps but maybe if you got a job and earned your own money👍Rather than beg and sell crap on vinted you might actually feel better about yourself.The fight and full Monty only paints over the cracks in this dead arse marriage.
 
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She’s bleeping embarrassing I’ve just watched that clip again and Chloe sims face says it all 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Surprised he didn't announce a break from sm and having 'family time' but it will still all be recorded and posted this week. I'm hoping they had a bust up and they take their lives serious and cop the duck on
 
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Zelda thinks the wrong person went on bake off so Prue Leith you’ve been told by a zzzzzzz wannabe influencer.
Honest to god she needs to get a hobby -she’s no friends except for her sister. All she’s got is the soaps and a film every night to report on. Dolls herself up to sit and talk to strangers-
Zelda GET a life Luv 😜
 
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So they are both going to The Pride of Britain awards why? What makes them eligible for an invite? They are nobody’s and he is just going to make it all about him
 
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Off to pride of Britain tonight
Dressed like they are going the met gala no doubt can't wait to see and cringe to death for them 🙈 no bust up (I'm bit sad) 😂
 
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Wonder how these two skid marks got a invite😡Both just so unlikeable and desperate
 
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At least it will give us something to laugh about. Is he wearing the red butlins suit? It’s gonna be something attention seeking. Trying to mingle with all the strictly come dancing lot again. Pollys fake fans with the clipboards ready.
 
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At least it will give us something to laugh about. Is he wearing the red butlins suit? It’s gonna be something attention seeking. Trying to mingle with all the strictly come dancing lot again. Pollys fake fans with the clipboards ready.
Please please please let him try to dance. We need the laughs. 🤣
 
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bleeping hell these two are so annoying and smug🤮🤢😳 Pride of Britain, pride of nothing these cunts🤬🤬🤬 both be dressed like twats seeking attention. I really bleeping hate them both. He'll nail his coffin even further as he's gonna be acting like an hole. No chance of a big break for him now🤣🤣🤣
 
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Still waiting to see if I get a bingo and he went to London last night gives him yet another excuse to be away from his family and i can’t see any other reason why she drove to him on Friday other than to take his crappy suit and ortho boots. Still reckon they argued though and he’s given her Polly’s ticket then he will come on and say he is just soooooo busy with training filming and the tour still time though for him to swim go to the sauna get some acupuncture and lie around watching daytime tv
 
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At least it will give us something to laugh about. Is he wearing the red butlins suit? It’s gonna be something attention seeking. Trying to mingle with all the strictly come dancing lot again. Pollys fake fans with the clipboards ready.
Hope he does that weird little shuffle, that was comedy gold 😂😂😂🥇
 
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Please let him be wearing that red suit thing he was showing off the other week and please let the Daily Fail not moderate their comments if that’s the case 😂 Wonder if Polly has rented some ‘fans’ again 🤭
Also funny how he’s never tired/ill when he’s got the chance of appearing on a red carpet. Which designer do we reckon has dressed her and has she hired a hair stylist and MUA 😉😂
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If anyone wants to remind themselves of his appearance last year, Polly actually has a highlight reel of it on her Instagram 🙄🤢
 
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So they're going to The Pride of Britain Awards. I bet this year she demanded the ticket as we all know how him and Polly acted like last year. This should be comedy gold!

I think she needs subtitles with her stories. She can barely talk with that abnormal long tongue and those lips! I hope she has a miracle worker for tonight coz she looks rough af.



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Another "humble" post. 🙄

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