Jake Quickenden #83 Our Jake, the hardest working man in showbiz! 🤡

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

Sorry if this has already been posted.

I can't seem to attach the article but spoiler alert..... He said...."I love you"

Sorry if Im offending anyone (except jakeknob) who thinks Im being flippant.... But how profound!

He's a bleep allowing this "news" to be put out all the time. He's a fecking grief thief and should be kicked to the curb asthey say.
How is this even a headline story.

didn't he say he walked out? Couldn't stay? Does he just add to the story? Is he the only one who has lost a loved one regardless of how. Jaysus, someone needs to tear him a new hole. And did he duck say that to his brother. He walked out cos he couldn't deal with it. Probably wasn't in the limelight (God forgive me for saying that).
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My favourite part of the article is how he’s called a ‘grief ambassador’, more like ‘grief thief’. I get that it’s really sad his dad & brother died, but it was years ago! We’ve all lost people in our lives and we try to move on as best as we can. Really irks me how much he monetises them!View attachment 2488042

Can't even remember how old he was! Seriously?

 

[Philimena cunk]

Got to be a new avatar picture out of one of these How bleeping haggard is he looking and don’t even get me started on the hideous outfit

He looks really bleeping gormless...
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He’s lost so much weight, it’s quite shocking how gaunt he is and he looks ill.

Still a massive bleeping ugly bleep though!

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duck me. He should hire himself out Halloween and go and haunt houses...

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He looks really bleeping gormless...
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duck me. He should hire himself out Halloween and go and haunt houses...

He really bleeping is!

Grabbed the video of him. WTAF....

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He's got those manky beige trousers and the fake Gucci belt on again.

Whiffy hoe.

 

[Philimena cunk]

He dresses like Coco the bleeping clown

 

[mollyann]

God the state of himThat’s what happens when you make money of the dead for 13 yearsThe bleeping grim Reaper watching

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Will anyone be my fwiend...

 

[VC10]

Hahahahaaaaa, bleeping hell

 

[Philimena cunk]

He looks like he's been dug up .....

 

[Heneghs]

Jeysus palliative care team looks like they’ve lost their terminally Ill 80 year old paitent
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He looks like he's been dug up .....

I mentioned that the other day he’s literally a corpse now at this stage , 1 ugly lookin fucker

 

[Frosty knickers]

He’s lost so much weight, it’s quite shocking how gaunt he is and he looks ill.

Still a massive bleeping ugly bleep though!

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Do u think he will use this for when they break up officially. Like I lost so much weight with the struggle of the relationship bla bla bla that's how much stress I was under bla bla bla. You know when it all comes out to be someone else's fault.
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Will anyone be my fwiend...
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Could do with a bit of his wife's botox

 

[something less identifiab]

Jeez.....he looks like he's spent years in a Concentation Camp.

 

[VC10]

He looks disturbing.

 

[KinLynbin92]

Got to be a new avatar picture out of one of these How bleeping haggard is he looking and don’t even get me started on the hideous outfit

He was pig ugly before but what does he look like?
What has the absolute bellend done to himself.
Words fail me...
(No they don't but they're all sweary and im a lady)

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Just looking at the traffic on here this morning, is it me or all our fakeys just thoroughly bored with this bleep???
I know I am, I can't be arsed summoning up a comment. He's just so bleeping boring and predictable.
God sake, boring arse, get a life.

I was thinking the same thing. People defo bored with the rinse and repeat narrative.

 

[trine]

Just when I think he can’t show himself as being any more vain than the constant eye bleeping into his phone, he proves me wrong by actually sitting in front of a mirror to watch himself eat lunch

 

[gagzi]

Was he about to slip up and say sun beds

I think so..
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Yeah it's the Belgrade theatre, I've been keeping an eye out, the hotel is about a mile away from my house

Yes I'm local to here also

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

God the state of himThat’s what happens when you make money of the dead for 13 yearsThe bleeping grim Reaper watching View attachment 2489448

The Grim Reaper is watching and so is karma. He did wrong by his brother and his father. Karma is coming for you Fakey.

Be scared, be very scared!
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Do u think he will use this for when they break up officially. Like I lost so much weight with the struggle of the relationship bla bla bla that's how much stress I was under bla bla bla. You know when it all comes out to be someone else's fault.
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Could do with a bit of his wife's botox

She doesn't care. She's too busy begging for a nose job! Ugly old slapper!

 

[Nixxs]

Got to be a new avatar picture out of one of these How bleeping haggard is he looking and don’t even get me started on the hideous outfit

Wow he is on a downward spiral isn't he. He looks dreadful, well more so than normal haha

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I mean he’s never been my type and can safely say, he’d never ever be my type but imagine you’d booked to see him because you actually thought he was fit and you turned up to see him looking like he does now. The difference just in the cardboard cutouts of him and what he’s looks like today is astounding.

 

[mollyann]

Flaps last seen on Monday morning.Found her using every free cream she’s been sent in the past yearI think he’s taking exercise to the extremeAlso think he’s not well liked by the other men on tour and that’s why he looks a bag of titUgly on the inside certainly showing now on this prick