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Wiki Ref: 26/09/23

Yet another skin update and she couldn't have the skin treatment she wanted because she is finally on skin medication and the clinic wouldn't do it. All she needs to do now is lay off the numerous brands she uses and for once, let her skin breathe.

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Christ, imagine it. He'd be semi naked half the time. Flaps drooling like a Labrador with that huge tongue sloshing about. Tattoo eating everything in sight, including the cameraman's lunch. And poor Freddie doing a Steve McQueen over the garden fence, with the cat ..
It would be like watching paint dry.
 
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Wouldn’t mind the camera crew it’s only for Chanel 4 and I’m certain it’s only on Chanel 4 sport YouTube Chanel that nobody actually watches all comments are always Paul smith fans that have literally said jake will win he’s done boxing daily at gym paul has a career he needs to keep at
 
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She won't make no holiday pennies if she doesn't slather her face with cream like a fucking plasterers apprentice....
 
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Fakey has got one fan whose commented twice. Only has 1 subscriber though. Wonder who he is
 

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Perhaps she’s got learning difficulties as she can’t understand why her skin is so bad. As a “beautician” surely she knows she’s doing more harm than good with overuse of products?
 
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So many tragic things about this story. Him making sure he gets the ‘Gucci’ bag in. The product placements of the fuel drink, Oat milk and protein power and definitely the saddest of them all is making sure he’s got Lorraine on the TV
Noticed there's more product placement on his 'lunch' post as well.
 
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Does Polly think this is something to be proud of? Him forever using his dad and brother for attention and money She’s even had the fucking cheek to tag Sarcoma in
Let’s see if he shares it now as well
An all new low. Polly Parrot has definitely had a piece of that carrot.
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Oh just fuck off. Seriously, I die a little bit inside updating this prick's Wiki. Am on my second glass of red and I don't really drink anymore.

Flapz has been quiet today. Probably been begging for a nose job or a head transplant. What an existence to lead. I won't say life - it isn't one.

The strategically placed VO5 product too.... The new knitwear is disgusting.

 
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Does Polly think this is something to be proud of? Him forever using his dad and brother for attention and money She’s even had the fucking cheek to tag Sarcoma in
Let’s see if he shares it now as well
2 full page features - wow! What an achievement
 
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"A double whammy" eh Polly?

Fuck off, then fuck off some more you vapid, crazyy twat.

 
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And now we know what all the excessive gym shit is all about. Fuck me, he's sooo predictable.
Like I said before, he'd eat his own shite for attention. He needs a mental health assessment....
He is an utter pathetic specimen.

Zelda truly created a monster. She is to blame for everything. She really should have shut her legs that night.
 
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It's all he has. Desperate for " sad-emoji" engagement . Fancy going on about it publicly after donkey's years. There's something wrong with him.
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Her lips look ludicrous.

"Dunlop - inflate to 22 p.s.i. "
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"A double whammy" eh Polly?

Fuck off, then fuck off some more you vapid, crazyy twat.

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This is just plain awful. That Johnson & Johnson event I remember. He was sweating hideously. Then you see Paul Smith going on stage to packed arenas!

In his back garden and he's sitting in the piss tub and that ginger, once homeless, dirty ginger MMA bloke was there.

"It's really cold in here. Dip your cock in". WTF.

Has Flapz got any dignity at all? A normal bloke does not speak like that.

 
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Does Polly think this is something to be proud of? Him forever using his dad and brother for attention and money She’s even had the fucking cheek to tag Sarcoma in
Let’s see if he shares it now as well
I find it fucking disgusting how they use the dead like that !! I noticed actually nobody liked or commented on the articles because it’s disgusting and it’s gone on years now constantly using them to get in the papers tramsp he is
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"A double whammy" eh Polly?

Fuck off, then fuck off some more you vapid, crazyy twat.

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She makes me sick why the fuck is she going on like it’s a fucking achievement to be in the papers using your dead relatives yet again . She’s going on like it makes him high demand and a celeb because he’s in the papers !!!! Pond life all of them tramps
 

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Wouldn't surprise me if they have bummed each other. What are you doing Flapz? This isn't normal whatsoever and in your own back garden.

"Dip your cock in to see how cold it is".

 
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At least paul has money and a good career he can fill every arena across the UK in minutes whilst Jake is Uo to his eyeballs in debt skint and driving a shitty car around borrowed from step daddy

what a life to live
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Also I love this comment it’s so true . Jake has all day to go gym have his massages and look after himself . Paul actually has a full list of shows HIS own show not a extra . He also does have an autistic child and busy home life !! It’s not a fair fight at all we all know Jake will win paul isn’t good he’s admitted it and he don’t have the time to train or go gym .
 

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I honestly don't think Paul gives a shit about winning. As long as the charity he is supporting gets the money, like he said, he's just fighting some cunt off X factor.
Fakey means nothing to him.
If big nose wins, he'll be behaving like he's just won against fucking mike Tyson, sad cunt that he is
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Unlike fakey, Paul has a successful career and a family he cares about.
Whereas twat face has fuck all,he runs away from his family as often as he can, he's never had a career, let alone a successful one.
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Unlike fakey, Paul has a successful career and a family he cares about.
Whereas twat face has fuck all,he runs away from his family as often as he can, he's never had a career, let alone a successful one.
 
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