I just woke my cat snort laughing at โplates akimboโ, Iโm still laughing typing it out on hereShe has got two right old plates on it , gawd
" Plates Akimbo"
Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile
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Heโll be moaning about being tired again today with 2 shows to do Then come tomorrow, heโll be as happy as a pig in tit for his LW tour appearance and his LW TV appearance on Monday. Plus he can get some spud content from his fleeting visit home on Sunday morning. Get ready for loads more stories of him blowing smoke up his own arse over the weekend 
Then come tomorrow, heโll be as happy as a pig in tit for his LW tour appearance and his LW TV appearance on Monday. Plus he can get some spud content from his fleeting visit home on Sunday morning. Get ready for loads more stories of him blowing smoke up his own arse over the weekend 
Oh my god her grippers! She could climb a tree with those bad boys. They actually look like rubber feet
When your mum buys your school uniform telling you โyouโll grow into itโ
How he has the brass neck to stare lovingly into the camera at himself when the rest of the world sees this...
How many times does he need to tell everyone heโs been doing Loose Women this weekHeโs so giddy thinking heโs popular and in demand
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Heโs been doing โloadsโ of presenting which heโs sooooo grateful for Someone like Dermot does more presenting in a day than Fakey does in a year. Honestly the bloke is so deluded.
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Heโs disgustingHow creepy are these picturesHonestly he makes my skin crawl.Who comes on and tells strangers what heโs doing next week
We knew heโd be unbearable if he got any TV โworkโ (if you can call not even 10 mins a week work ) The thing is he has to tell everyone cos itโs such a novelty to him. We all know heโs basically done duck all this year work wise because he shares literally anything he does and heโs proved that again this week with the OTT stories about appearing on a program, that should have be cancelled years ago.
So is he doing 
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It's thinking about the loose scratters giving him a semi.....So is he doing
12 comments 736 likes in over 15 hours. I think somebody needs to seriously re evaluate their life and โjobโ choices Sheโs definitely not going to be getting work as a foot model anytime soon. Well unless itโs on a fetish site where people like women with monster feet 
Edited. duck me. This has got to be her cringiest TikTok yet
Sheโs definitely not going to be getting work as a foot model anytime soon. Well unless itโs on a fetish site where people like women with monster feet Edited. duck me. This has got to be her cringiest TikTok yet
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Go sort yourself out flaps only on this earth once and you seriously need to just grow upHe's thinking "I've made it!! Strictly soon!!!"Heโs so giddy thinking heโs popular and in demand
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Sad bleep. A grand total of 5 mins on a shite programme nobody watches, and suddenly he's rylan.
Give it up , you're about 10 yrs out of date
I reported them.How creepy are these pictures
Honestly made me vomit this morning he is so repulsive
Prick would order these and film himself walking round Colchester trying to get a reaction.
And as for that husband reel....she's clearly talking about watching someone else's husband being a perfect dad because Jake's parenting consists of him shouting through a phone screen at the potato whilst eyefucking himself, and the twinge? Nah she ain't getting the twinge for that sweaty brainless cretin, they don't even sleep on the same floor in their house when he can be bothered to be at Chez Quickenden
Thinking about his old biddy crew, does anyone think he gets off on the smell of Yardley's lavender talc and Mothballs?????
Wearing another grandad vest without a top underneath it can you imagine the stench of BO that would cling to wool? He wears things to death without washing, we know he sweats like a pig at a buffet, we know he has hairy oxters cos heโs always scratching at them, heโs a shower dodger.
Also, the height of his wig, itโll need its own postcode soon if it goes any higher.
can you imagine the stench of BO that would cling to wool? He wears things to death without washing, we know he sweats like a pig at a buffet, we know he has hairy oxters cos heโs always scratching at them, heโs a shower dodger. Also, the height of his wig, itโll need its own postcode soon if it goes any higher.
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