Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

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ChastityDingle

It's one of my favourite things that I ever did on a weekend away. I was sooooooo excited to visit. Had been talking about doing it for YEARS. I have a photo of myself pulling a pint in The Rovers .
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Oh fuck off Polly.

I can only imagine the amount of begging to be on 'Corra' that went on behind the scenes.

 
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Redtea2

Polly is the only one to actually speak about it
nobody and I mean nobody has mentioned jake not even from the live yesterday

fuck me she is delusional . Her friend can’t be that high up in ITV because he’s only getting scraps
 
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Philimena cunk

I really don't understand this mindset of wanting to be famous but having no particular talent. What's up with people?
Whatever happened to careers, good paying jobs, etc???
Andy Warhol was right when he said one Day we'll all be famous for 15 minutes.
Except Jake.
By the way, Cunty, I had my 15 in 1981. I was an extra in Chariots of Fire.
And I still can't spot me and my sister every time I watch it
 
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cazellie

Boils my blood seeing people looking at their phone when I’m at traffic lights nevermind when they’re actually driving. Silly woman. Who’s going to drive Fakey around if she gets caught!
 
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ChastityDingle

Does he imagine THAT looks anything like real hair? Seriously? It's a bit like a cap that Percy Sugden used to wear long ago, on Corrie. CORRIE!

 
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VC10

It's popped on his bonce & stuck down with No More Nails
 
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VC10

ChastityDingle said:
Imagine what will happen in the boxing ring!
Click to expand...
Hahahahaaaaa

Smash!!! Jakey goes down at the first hurdle like a sack of spuds **** syrup flies off wiv a few of his gnashers , lands on some geezers boat-race in the audience, makes him look like he's just popped in from the nearest Synagogue...
Audience screaming in fright , jakey whimpering and bozz-eyed
His " publicist/agent" in floods of tears, towel in hand.....
 
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ChastityDingle

The place will br evacuated when that thing goes flying out of the boxing ring.

The crowd will think it's a rat.
 
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mollyann

And knocks his turkey teeth out as well.Zelda now a weather forecaster and saying it’s freezing.I only live a hour away and it’s not cold stupid old boot.Me and Matt spend the day together She really is so like her twat of a son so self absorbed and boring
 
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