Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

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Colleen just said that Jaknob is gorgeous. She needs her eyes testing. I will drown him with the way he holds the LW cards. Standing there like he is special. So irritating.
 
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duck me. I didn’t realise she’s putting them on her Instagram to try and sell as well 🤯 Funny only the designer stuff and not the things for a tenner. While he’s making a show of himself on LW, she’s selling her possessions on Instagram. I don’t know who I’m more embarrassed for out of the two of them at this point 😳
 

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Yeah Jeanie she said offers accepted on her stories🤣🤣People struggling with day to day living Wtaf wants her tit.I remember she bought him that bag lol how embarrassing🤣🤣
 
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Yeah Jeanie she said offers accepted on her stories🤣🤣People struggling with day to day living Wtaf wants her tit.I remember she bought him that bag lol how embarrassing🤣🤣
It’s bad enough her having to sell them on Vinted but to actually put them on her Instagram and say offers welcome as well 😳 Does she not realise how bad it looks that she’s forever bragging and posting about free trips/gifted items on there and now she trying to get people to buy her second hand designer gear 🤯 The same people who haven’t probably had a holiday this year where she’s had several, all free 😡 If she was doing it for charity fair enough but she’s obviously not.
 
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So she’s putting designer stuff on Vinted probably to prove not all their stuff is fake 😂 but then why is she now trying to sell it all? The Gucci sliders are mens apparently 🙄 Which man wears a size 5.5 unless they’re a child 😂 and if she thinks those boots are in a very good condition, she needs to start using the glasses she got paid to advertise. As for selling a second hand bag for more than she paid for it. Desperate times obviously call for desperate measures 😉
Because she is desperate for cash . Her second hand tat ain’t selling so she thinks her designer stuff will
must be in debt the pair of them to have to sell all the designer bits 🤢
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It’s bad enough her having to sell them on Vinted but to actually put them on her Instagram and say offers welcome as well 😳 Does she not realise how bad it looks that she’s forever bragging and posting about free trips/gifted items on there and now she trying to get people to buy her second hand designer gear 🤯 The same people who haven’t probably had a holiday this year where she’s had several, all free 😡 If she was doing it for charity fair enough but she’s obviously not.
Because she is desperate she has no work jakes stuck in panto
I think they both realise how broke they are now . 60 seconds on loose women for I assume a comp is not work and won’t be paying him well either . Infact I’m convinced he’s doing it FREE to build his profile to get noticed but nobody likes him .

also the fact the house is in disrepair they have no assets . The car had to be sent back and the stepdad had to get him a financed tit vw that 18 year olds drive . absolutely broke
 
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Oh Polly 🤣
Does she know what work is? So far he's been on LW this morn for 3 mins and half of that is him making the audience "woo" him
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I think this woman is of her bleeping rocker🤣🤣🤣In the past year he’s been a Dino🤣Rode a bike giving bread cakes away🤣A bleeping mosquito in the park🤣🤣And ate some jelly🤣👍
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Oh Polly 🤣
Does she know what work is? So far he's been on LW this morn for 3 mins and half of that is him making the audience "woo" him
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It’s the fact she’s put this story on straight after one of Tash & Andrew from LI at London Fashion Week. Loose Women for a competition giveaway or guests at LFW. Wonder whose getting the most pay and publicity from those two things? Clue it’s not hardest working man in showbiz 😂
 

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I think this woman is of her bleeping rocker🤣🤣🤣In the past year he’s been a Dino🤣Rode a bike giving bread cakes away🤣A bleeping mosquito in the park🤣🤣And ate some jelly🤣👍View attachment 2461290
Hardest working man in showbiz 😂😂😂
is she on drugs ….
one he isn’t in SHOWBIZ 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤡🤡🤡🤡

60 second for a itv comp ffs

how is she not embarrassed at this point ffs . He isn’t in showbiz and he barely gets any kind of work let alone tv work !!!! If he was the hardest working man in showbiz why is he driving round in a financed VW basic car that his mummy had to get him on finance ??? If he’s such a hard working showbiz man then why do I never see him on my TV ??? And why is his wife selling everything they own to pay her bleeping bills
 
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Hardest working man in showbiz? Give over polly 😂😂
He’s hardly worked the first 8 months of the year 😂. She’s getting ‘hard working’ confused with ‘he’ll do anything at the last minute for peanuts cos he’s so desperate to get on TV for 2 seconds’ 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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I’m genuinely pissing myself how deluded polly is 😂😂
possibly the most embarrassing thing she has said yet !!
hardest working man in showbiz 😂😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
pretty sure he’s spent the last year dressed as Dino at butlins and laying in his sofa !!

as for “ our Jake “ coleen is a desperate old hag only saying it because jakes obsessed with loose women what man do you know that constant goes back to loose women like Jake ?.
 
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Absolutely bleeping skint. Bambi & Bear has completely bombed, bills are obviously mounting up and she looks utterly dreadful.

Get a job Flapz - your lives are plain embarrassing.

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So she’s now doing aff links on Tiktok as well. How skint must you be to be doing an aff link for a suede protector on both insta and tiktok 🙄 At least tonight we’ve got the furniture cleaner reel to finally look forward to 🤦🏻‍♀️
 

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Absolutely bleeping skint. Bambi & Bear has completely bombed, bills are obviously mounting up and she looks utterly dreadful.

Get a job Flapz - your lives are plain embarrassing.

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It really is embarrassing.
jake getting 60 second scraps on LE that nobody else wants and flaps selling everything they own .

for months now she has been selling second hand tat for £10 even trying Instagram and Facebook marketplace is showing just how skint they are both are . Jake having to give the big car back and beg his stepdad to get him a cheap car on finance shows how skint they are . The car itself is less than 12k to buy so shows they can’t even afford basic items .

the kids look scruffy the house is a mess and is in need of furniture . So embarrassing 😳
They need to just face facts they are irrelevant and not likeable she will never influence anybody to buy anything she needs to give it up and get a job . Jake will never be a star his delusional and thinks two minutes in a daytime tv show makes him a showbiz man and celeb he’s in coo coo land 🤡
 
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🐔 Just read X (Twitter) may start to charge a small fee. Perhaps cock features got wind of this a while ago and deleted his account ie cutbacks. 😆 ....
 
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Here you go polly one for your scrapbook 👍And another we all know you just love saggy balls twit face👍
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