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Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired
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So OL are saying his week on LW, PP is saying 3 lives so which is it? Well OL are definitely exaggerating cos he wasn’t on today unless it was prerecorded? FM has 2 shows on Thursday so can’t see how he’s on then either 
If PP right, he must be back on tomorrow and Friday but as both his agent and publicist like to over embellish and be economical with the truth we’ll see. Well I won’t cos no chance that ugly fucker is appearing on my TV 
Talking about ugly fuckers. I thought full on was bad enough but look at his profile
If PP right, he must be back on tomorrow and Friday but as both his agent and publicist like to over embellish and be economical with the truth we’ll see. Well I won’t cos no chance that ugly fucker is appearing on my TV Talking about ugly fuckers. I thought full on was bad enough but look at his profile
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He looks like a bleeping hoboSo OL are saying his week on LW, PP is saying 3 lives so which is it? Well OL are definitely exaggerating cos he wasn’t on today unless it was prerecorded? FM has 2 shows on Thursday so can’t see how he’s on then either
Talking about ugly fuckers. I thought full on was bad enough but look at his profile
You’re one letter out.
I had a feeling all along that was the caseOh my god so I’ve heard some tea today well it’s not piping hot because this bleep is so predictable right. But a friend of a friend knows a girl called Emily who is a runner for LW (she’s worked on all sorts like GMB & HIGNFY) anyway behind the scenes yesterday he got absolutely ripped because he basically came in like some kind of bleeping A lister and parades down the halls like he is so well known and everyone should bow down!! It sounds like he is approaching or perhaps polly parrot is approaching asking to get Jake these gigs for his bleeping portfolio
polly is best friends with a girl who works for ITV
I think she gets jake the scraps nobody wants and because they know he’s last minute if they can’t find anybody else .
I don’t think they use him often so eventually he Won’t even get the scraps !!
pits so obvious she gets her friend to get him work because then polly makes money too
I love how the lose women ladies can’t stand him and cringe when he try’s have a laugh with them
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I mean the way he was holding that loose women card like he was presenting on the show or a star guest was ridiculous
hes so embarrassing
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Also off limits saying “ working with them “ because it’s Kate lawler actually leading the competition. Jakes doing the scraps nobody bleeping wants .So OL are saying his week on LW, PP is saying 3 lives so which is it? Well OL are definitely exaggerating cos he wasn’t on today unless it was prerecorded? FM has 2 shows on Thursday so can’t see how he’s on then either
Talking about ugly fuckers. I thought full on was bad enough but look at his profile
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God he’s aged
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Why’s he dressed like a pensioner on a wander around their care home?
Gotta be the next thread title
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You could chop wood with that bleeping shonks...So OL are saying his week on LW, PP is saying 3 lives so which is it? Well OL are definitely exaggerating cos he wasn’t on today unless it was prerecorded? FM has 2 shows on Thursday so can’t see how he’s on then either
Talking about ugly fuckers. I thought full on was bad enough but look at his profile
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Looking at him reminds me of when I trained in the big old psychiatric hospitals, first up best dressed...
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Looking at him reminds me of when I trained in the big old psychiatric hospitals, first up best dressed...
Just found this recent interview. Seriously who writes this crap and is he that bleeping deluded he really believes what he’s saying? As usual I’ve highlighted in red the bits that made me laugh the most
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Whoever put the donkey teeth is his mouth ruined a perfectly good arse, the amount of shite he spouts.Just found this recent interview. Seriously who writes this crap and is he that bleeping deluded he really believes what he’s saying? As usual I’ve highlighted in red the bits that made me laugh the most
twit.
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bleepingFFS he looks like one of the Chuckle Brothers there. The dead one
What was al that thumping and humping all about! Is it so he can prove that he is as hard as nails and will beat Paul? There is a definite nasty streak to him
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A lot of presenting jobsJust found this recent interview. Seriously who writes this crap and is he that bleeping deluded he really believes what he’s saying? As usual I’ve highlighted in red the bits that made me laugh the most
what hes had two five second tv bits in the last nine months ffs
and all sorts of hilarious features don’t forgetA lot of presenting jobs
what hes had two five second tv bits in the last nine months ffs
the only thing hilarious about him is his vivid imagination and delusions of grandeurI’ve never known any “Zelebrity” to do this! It shows a childish side as far as I’m concerned. Keep on validating your work Jake, you’ve nothing to look forward to after May 2024!
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It’s so embarrassing
I’m sure the other cast members have got cards but the difference is they don’t live their lives wanting praise, adulation and validation off of strangers online so won’t put them all over Instagram 
and behaviour like this is the reason he’ll only ever get minor morning TV appearances that his publicist has to beg for. Wonder if Polly or anyone from his management are actually there tonight 
Polly is there she posted a pic of her free ticketIt’s so embarrassing
About 8 cards probably from his family and deluded fan girls who weirdly enough are either under age and disabled or 70 years old
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Exactly he’s after validation. Press night is just a tit night anywayIt’s so embarrassing
this production is crap it’s not west end it’s nothing special at all .
he isn’t even the main cast . Danny plays the biggest part and like others said he doesn’t feel the need to post anything
If you zoom in I’m pretty sure they’re mainly from other cast membersAbout 8 cards probably from his family and deluded fan girls who weirdly enough are either under age and disabled or 70 years old
You just know polly is going to further embarrass him tonightIf you zoom in I’m pretty sure they’re mainly from other cast members
fan girdling over him . Only one reason she has gone and it’s to get him in the papers !!
she’s a weirdo like him . Crazy behaviour
Imagine your publicist going to see you before your wife or any other family member hasPolly is there she posted a pic of her free ticket
I bet no one from OL has gone though. Wonder who PP will suck off to make sure Fakey gets some good reviews I hate to think what her stories are going to be like later and we know he’ll be sharing them all - Status