Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

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PrincessJeanie

WTF is he wearing and he’s got to be the oldest looking 35 year old I’ve ever seen Also notice since I pointed out the wear and tear on the ‘Gucci’, he’s now using the ‘LV’ instead
 

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CrazyBaldhead

PrincessJeanie said:
WTF is he wearing and he’s got to be the oldest looking 35 year old I’ve ever seen Also notice since I pointed out the wear and tear on the ‘Gucci’, he’s now using the ‘LV’ instead
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He has honestly got to be the most repulsive cunt since Gary Glitter! Imagine waking up to that after too many shots and bad choices...

Walk of shame..... I'd rather walk the plank.

What an ugly, syrup-wearing freak.

https://giphy.com/dOl2LFw0RbTMc
 
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Philimena cunk

PrincessJeanie said:
WTF is he wearing and he’s got to be the oldest looking 35 year old I’ve ever seen Also notice since I pointed out the wear and tear on the ‘Gucci’, he’s now using the ‘LV’ instead
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The moody LV bag is in a shit condition as well. Buy cheap fakes, get cheap fakes.
He look like he's been knitted by nannas....
 
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Redtea2

State in his granny jumper
Them jumper vests are for over shirts
He’s repulsive I can’t understand how she even likes him let alone married him he’s ugly .
 
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mollyann

That flight to American was booked way ahead of those two pricks stays.She’s probably emailed them saying I will do a promo for free.Her mum was on that trip and dick head was booked to go but Dino man was more important.She’s trying to look popular biggest lol ever as she only has a face for radio.As for the older brother he’s probably pissed she babysits her precious jakes son but rarely bothers with his kids.Never known a woman who does not work and spends her talking to strangers about soaps
 
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Turtledove58

He might be seeing them tomorrow but he’ll fuck off to the gym and his tublet first! Leo for content, belittling Flaps and fist pumping Freddie because he’s working all week don’t you know! Happy Saturday all
 

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PrincessJeanie

Turtledove58 said:
He might be seeing them tomorrow but he’ll fuck off to the gym and his tublet first! Leo for content, belittling Flaps and fist pumping Freddie because he’s working all week don’t you know! Happy Saturday all
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Can’t wait to see Leo but chose to go on an adult only freebie for the weekend before he went away. Does he really think people believe the shit that comes out his mouth? He’s so fucking deluded it’s unreal. On another note, lets not forget he’s working and how grateful he is for it and that’s why he keeps needing to remind everyone
 
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mollyann

Grateful and what a day to be aliveFucking hell his first job in 9 monthsAlso can you imagine getting a photo with his armpits in your faceHe’s such a ick lately and the love he has for himself is unreal
 
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ChastityDingle

PrincessJeanie said:
We’re going to have 8 months, or I should say however long he lasts at this, of this self indulgent crap. Can you imagine sharing every tag/photo of yourself to strangers just to try and show other strangers how popular you are
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Can't you just imagine him - anyone who wants a photo with other members of the cast, he would be running at speed to make sure he got into it!
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Philimena cunk said:
The moody LV bag is in a shit condition as well. Buy cheap fakes, get cheap fakes.
He look like he's been knitted by nannas....
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Crying laughing here
 
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Joon

The lump on his face probably a dislodged brain cell...Grateful to be at work ? It's a thing most people do fucking idiot, talks shit like his mother just to fill time and be seen, sad pathetic pair of sapps..Nice pink top this morning, I'm off to the gym to see some real MEN, whoever said Paul don't train, he does, but don't have to tell everyone, I read he gets his sessions in, good man...
 
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Robin71

Jake might train a lot but if anything he overdoes it and will make himself weak not strong especially as he seems to be half starving himself his pathetic jabs at the punch bag this morning say it all there is still every chance Paul will smash him to bits mind you i reckon as soon as he thinks he’s losing he will go out with an ‘injury’
 
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PrincessJeanie

Is she having a laugh? I’ll link it for you guys. Thanks Flaps how generous of you you’re obviously not keeping it, just trying to get your pennies in on an aff link. I can’t wait for the day when all these brands stop ‘influencers’ bulk buying just to get some aff links in and then they return it all anyway. Also Flappy shut your fucking wardrobes doors
 

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gagzi

Jessica_Rabbit said:
Alice must be sick of him already, she got him lovely here He’s vile He looks like a fucking turkey View attachment 2451513
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I'm not just saying this because I can't stand him. But how is he only 35 ..he looks fucking haggard and so ugly. The wig, the massive, wonky hooter, the wrinkles, Turkey teeth..he actually looks like a smack head. He's gross
 
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Redtea2

Thing with Jake is he knows he’s unpopular
thirsty over 60s women comment in his shit oh and his BOTS
nobody else gives a shit .
He only posts grief about his dead relatives when he needs validation and attention because his posts never get him the likes he expects .
 
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OhFFS

Is that a euphemism? Think that flappy ship has sailed.
 
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