Too much cock sucking...
Too much cock sucking...Why is his face this shape?
Friction , smouldering..... fire alarms going off...Can't believe the oldies have gone to see that shite, must be frustrated at home, but after seeing them on stage they will still have to get the KY Jelly out when they get home..lol ..
Stick some turkey teeth and a syrup on it and he looks like Raymond the Butternut Squash.Why is his face this shape?
They will need their binoculars. Poor lives.fuckin ell opening night and all them empty seats
all women older than my Nan
He probably wants to do that so he can get out of work..don't give him ideasBreak a leg Jake, I mean it!
I genuinely think he’s had cheek implants, maybe got a discount 2 for 1 when Flaps went for her latest lip filler.He looks ill. What the hell is that lump on his face. If that lump was on mine I'd get it checked out. My mum had something like that on her face and it turned out to be skin cancer.
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You can see it clearly here. It doesn't look right.
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Nooooooo!! Not the face of Boe! I love thé face of Boe!Jake when he's had the wrinkles in his face ironed out...
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I think it’s his microphone, but because of the syrup they’ve hid it under thatWhat's going on with his hairline?
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It’s on until April (at the moment) but they’ve got 5 weeks off over Xmas and New Year. Imagine on your first day though saying ‘only 8 months to go’ as if it’s already a choreShe only sold one itemMust spend all day dressing up while Leo eats ice lolly’s.why is he saying only 8 months to go is it actually running for that long?Even his mum did not mention his first show God she needs help with her addiction to talking about soaps it’s scary how into this shit she is
SheFor a couple that spend their lives online documenting anything and everything they can, very telling there was no public declaration from Flappy wishing him good luck on his opening night yesterdayDid she forget cos she was too busy putting cheap, dirty, overpriced stuff on Vinted?
He really thinks he’s the star of the show doesn’t heWhy is he sharing his post again on his stories from last night? I assume it’s not got the engagement on it he was expectingStanding next to a box light on a street is hardly like having your name up in lights in the West End Get ready for more shared tags from him as well
Edited. Here we goif he appreciates the nice words, just DM them privately rather than putting their messages all over social media. Oh silly me he needs the validation and attention
He's the dementor from Harry Potter! Sucks the life out of his victims!The thing with Fakey is, he just is so unlikeablehe has no friends except his Scunny mate with the hair system . When Flappy was away not once did he have a mate over or go and see one. No mates from the XFactor, I'm a Celeb or Dancing on Ice, absolutely none of them have kept in touch with the twat. How do we know this? If he had we would definitely have seen it on his Instagram I feel like he's one of those who literally sucks all the oxygen out of a room or whoever he is with, I mean look at Flaps now compared to when she was on Celebs go dating, like a different woman on that she was the change in her since then is apparent.
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