Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

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The great prophet is spouting out all this shit all over again, I wish they both stop this shit
You’d think he got the main part in a West End show the way he’s going on. As if his dream was playing a bit part in a touring play of the Full Monty . If there’s a sniff of anything on TV, he’ll be off like a shot.
 
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See Arg from Towie has the leading part of Peter Pan this Xmas ...Bet someone is gutted ...
 
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Both of them have resorted to preaching
Freddie’s step mum is posting it too, I think might be hers xx
Oh I forget her name, it starts with an S ? Strange how his dad and stepmum have open ig pages now?? What is she posting? do you mean you think the office might be hers?? Does anyone know what they do for a living? (im so nosey 🫣) but its tattle so its ok
 
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No ‘Gucci’ backpack for the gym today. Think somebody has been reading on here again I think he’s using his ‘Louis Vuitton’ holdall instead £2,000 holdall and he’s using it for the gym yeah right. How long til that starts falling apart as well
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The office is definitely Flappys and is in the garden at Quickenden Towers in place of her beauty room. Freddie’s stepmum is still private. She owns a beauty salon and it’s the one Flappy was advertising that needed staff the other day. Hope this answers your questions
 
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He’s got a new victim to show off on the gram lol.No anxiety or missing his wonderful family.Funny how he’s so full of joy when away from them all.Flaps looks like shit and her ads and links hardly high end Hopefully Fred told her to do one as that poor lad only used to sell her shit low grade products.
 
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Thanks Jeanie Flappy should have applied for the job She’s probably a shit beautician like she is everything else!

Oh opening night, this should be interesting He cant act or sing for shit, does he not realise that this is just really a bigger pantomine?? Seriously shocked Bill Ward is doing this crap, he’s so much better than Panto!
 
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Dunno how Fakey doesn’t get triggered and have PTSD every time he hears the name/word “Bill” tbh
 
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Poor Alice doesn’t know what she’s in for does she Never heard of her?? What up with his mouth? His mouth and words are not in sync with his horse teeth and botox lips?? Hope he fucks up tonight
 
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He looks ill. What the hell is that lump on his face. If that lump was on mine I'd get it checked out. My mum had something like that on her face and it turned out to be skin cancer.

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You can see it clearly here. It doesn't look right.

 
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"Blessed to be in an incredible show but it is what it is". Why say that? Fakey, do you think your too good to be in FM? Doubt starting to creep in? Worried about bad reviews? Sicknote pending?
 
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Because she sits at her laptop for 12-14 hrs a day non stop begging. No wonder the house is a shithouse ..
And it's somewhere to hide from gayboi...
 
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Morning, he's got a matching one on the other side Crazy you could see it when he was on Lorraine the other week at the Zoo.
Opening night, and he's blessed is that the same as grateful
Just thinking, how's he going to do any MMA training with the gorgeous James Webb while he's doing this. Will he go home for a couple of days, looks like there are no shows on Sundays and Mondays. I really hope he gets a kick in on it tbh, he will be unbearable if he wins Also this training lark is the only thing I've seen him properly commit to, shame he can't manage it with anything else, you know like being a dad. Always harping on about how it's the best thing ever and he's barely seen him over the 6 week break. He's away so much doing nothing, surprised Leo knows who he is
 
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