Have you forgotten his presenting jobs- 3 minute slot and never to be repeated
That's hard work
Have you forgotten his presenting jobs- 3 minute slot and never to be repeatedHard work does pay offwtf would he know about hard work? Seriously? Has he ever actually held down a job!
Just look at Flapz. Dumb bitch thinks she’s hilarious. She’s dumber than I thought to have blatantly referenced Zara yesterday as if she won’t bite off their hand if they offered her their products to show online! She’s probably pissed off as they have most likely ignored the 100s of emails she sent them begging for clothes. Fast fashion my ass. No wonder she married Fakey as they have the same extra low IQ! She obviously has short term memory loss as she promotes any brand that will use her and has no scruples.WTF is her latest TikTok about
It might be like Murder on the Orient Express - the neighbours and all the people involved in the Full Monty and everyone he ever worked with, would help so it couldn't be pinned on anyone...Welcome! The Wiki's had a revamp and well worth a read. It certainly will show you how fake these two are!
She's getting ready for prison duties after she's drowned the cunt in his piss tub!
Let’s also not forget the motato ad where he was on a delivery bike handing sandwiches out on the streets of LiverpoolI’m still totally not over the embarrassment of his mosquito ad
I need to get mozzie repellant as we are off to Rhodes this month but I refuse to buy jungle formula now!! Tried Avon skin so soft last year and the only time I got bitten was when I wore it!!I’m still totally not over the embarrassment of his mosquito ad
They dumped him in the weekend slot when no one is watchingShe looks ridiculous she can’t act for shit . Not even funny but most other Tipton users I would laugh at
as for spending habitsthey are both broke FFS
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Classing this as work the idiot
two minutes in a breakfast show is work ….. he’s not normal
Been getting the wig cut ready for tomorrowIs this old faggot going to cite on BBC breakfast what fun and that it’s hard working for the first time since 2022! I want him to twat about giving the BBC a definite reason not to put him on strictly!
And neither will I lolsWe all knew he’d have to share on his stories that he’s got a two minute slot on TV tomorrowI notice he’s wearing his beige trousers yet again today Wonder what delight he’ll wear for his huge appearance on the BBC tomorrow Nope I won’t be taking one for the team
That really is tragicShowing his birthday card to try and prove they actually like him haha - sad act!
Jack Skipper is hilarious. I always think a lot of his posts are taking the piss out of old FakeyDunno how to add but watch Jack Skippers Tiktok (4th one from top) he must follow Jake for inspiration, his videos are hilariousAlso doesn't look like we're the only ones bored of them. Better get the credit card out Jakey
It will never happen as we know, he won't get within an ass's roar of Strictly, but I enjoy imagining him arguing with the judges.Does Fakey realise Strictly is much harder WORK than him currently sitting on his arse reading lines?
It's all public vote, who would actually vote for him? He'll be sitting in his ice bucket after week 1 crying because he's been voted off. There's been really good dancers voted off in previous years early, just because they haven't been popular with the public. Poor little sensitive sausage Fakey wouldn't cope with the criticism.
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